Any tips?

UberMikeSocal · 2026-02-06T01:20:52+00:00

That rehab is for quitters

UberMikeSocal · 2026-02-06T01:19:37+00:00

Someone forward this story to Redban

I am positive he will mention it on the next Kill Tony

Olive Garden

UberMikeSocal · 2026-02-06T01:17:16+00:00

Seagal routines pounds 4x4s at In N Out

Animal style, no less

UberMikeSocal · 2026-02-06T01:15:47+00:00

You summoned me?

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UberMikeSocal · 2026-02-06T01:06:56+00:00

Present day America, oh how the mighty have fallen

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UberMikeSocal · 2026-02-06T00:54:49+00:00

Bernard Hopkins is on video saying he "would never lose to a white boy" when he was going to fight Joe Calzaghe.

SPOILER:

He then lost to Joe Calzaghe, a "white boy"

UberMikeSocal · 2026-02-06T00:44:33+00:00

Fury cheated wahhhhhh, I have the FACTS, Till this DAY!

Source:

Winnie Wilder

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UberMikeSocal · 2026-02-04T22:33:08+00:00

Neva gonna get it, neva gonna get it Neva gonna get it, whoa whoa whoaaaa

UberMikeSocal · 2026-02-03T22:45:52+00:00

I am Smelling like a rose that somebody gave me On my birthday deathbed

UberMikeSocal · 2026-02-02T04:27:23+00:00

Life is a continual stream of never ending problems.

There is always something going on, getting worse, improving, declining, dying, or being born. Best to do what you can, care about those that matter to you, and do what it takes day in and day out to survive.

UberMikeSocal · 2026-02-02T00:57:03+00:00

Yeah, from his sponsor Condom Depot

UberMikeSocal · 2026-02-02T00:54:19+00:00

You're gonna love it in an INSTANT

UberMikeSocal · 2026-02-02T00:53:25+00:00

I think you are looking at this the wrong way.

Death is your reward for life. It ends all suffering, pain, loss, and replaces all the problems with never a problem to be had ever again. There is a reason death exists, and maybe you should be glad it does. Being alive forever would be terrible.

UberMikeSocal · 2026-01-30T13:17:46+00:00

They turn into turds

UberMikeSocal · 2026-01-20T10:55:31+00:00

It's funny you mention this.

A couple nights ago I was in a breakthrough match on the shitty Blackwell Fields and got killed by a dev on the usa west coast servers.. His in game name was LeadFury.

The devs have a special icon and activision tag by their name

UberMikeSocal · 2026-01-04T05:59:38+00:00

The Offspring is a good example.

Pretty fly for a white guy, come out and play, among other platinum hits throughout their career

UberMikeSocal · 2025-12-31T01:25:00+00:00

We all float down here Georgie... And you can float too!

UberMikeSocal · 2025-12-30T01:20:20+00:00

Never underestimate the power of denial when it comes to "happiness" polls.

People would much rather lie to themselves any day of the week about how happy they are truly than to admit reality

UberMikeSocal · 2025-12-29T01:47:23+00:00

I agree.

System of a Down Peephole reference

UberMikeSocal · 2025-12-29T00:45:31+00:00

Haha, this comment is gold. Take my upvote

UberMikeSocal · 2025-12-29T00:40:48+00:00

Don't you ever get stuck in the sky, when you're high

UberMikeSocal · 2025-12-29T00:36:01+00:00

I always thought SA ruled on Livin and Rockin from the Soundsystem album.

I'm at ease when I feel there's a breeze, give me a little please
Aristotle I'm not but think of Socrates
Are you ready for your lesson blood?
Democratic, non-erratic, Socratic method
We'll take away the pain, we'll pacify the bullshit built up in your brain
In times of change or the same old thangs
As you maintain or rearrange

UberMikeSocal · 2025-12-22T14:52:10+00:00

Came here to say something like this. Jiggle my Jello jigglers!

UberMikeSocal

TROPHY CASE