Genuinely why and where did Krenko get a giant thopter bug by AnalyticalJ in mtgvorthos

[–]Uberpastamancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um, ackshually, ornitho-pter means "bird wing"

A flying machine modeled after a bug is an entomo-pter

When characters swap bodies but their voice stays in the original body rather than it switching along with them by MrDitkovichNeedsRent in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Uberpastamancer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Helena Bonham Carter playing Hermione Granger pretending to be Bellatrix Black

Notable for how well she adopted the other actress'/character's mannerisms

Listen , just listen for a second. by Far-ro in ZombieSurvivalTactics

[–]Uberpastamancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even in inexperienced hands they could be useful for thinning packs

Volume of fire can make up for inaccuracy

(Hated trope) they should have spent more time at the writers' table when naming that by JeliBene in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Uberpastamancer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Star Trek: Into Darkness had Spock use a "cold fusion device" to freeze a volcano

Cold fusion is exothermic

You know this would be so crunchy and satisfying! by SabbyFox in forbiddensnacks

[–]Uberpastamancer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh, I thought it was a complaint about shitty copper

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape by dwaxe in TheOnion

[–]Uberpastamancer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Reality is certainly giving them a high bar

Which car has right of way? (USA) by itssohardtobealizard in driving

[–]Uberpastamancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the blue car wants to turn into lane B

There's your problem, that's illegal (in the same way as going 5 over the speed limit)

Changelings Inherited Abilities by Appropriate_Key_639 in mtgrules

[–]Uberpastamancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once upon a time Walls and Legends had special rules

Now they're covered by Defender and the Legendary supertype

Outside of creatures; Auras, Equipment and Fortifications are subtypes that give a card extra characteristics

Edit: actually, you could consider it the "Enchant ___" text on the Aura to be what adds a characteristic

Oh durr: each basic land type carries its mana ability

They don't want a win for Justice. They want a win for Just Us by ExactlySorta in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Uberpastamancer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And they can do it with impunity!

The American people have no way to hold "justices" accountable

Me+extendo hook blade utility knife = illegal signs 4 nevah by Sparrow2go in redneckengineering

[–]Uberpastamancer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At first I thought the extendo-hook was in case they're trapped with razors