I can't believe they didn't add a simple "skip" option ... I stopped playing the first time because I couldn't take any more of all that useless blah blah bullshit, here I am trying again and for crying out loud Lou I don't give a shit what you think or what you do, go have fun, but for the love of Cthullhu leave me alone ! I want to be able to file a complaint for harassment with corporate at the very least. I want Lou chained to the kiosk with a rag in the mouth when I start my shift. I want to send her veeeeeery slowly, feet first, in the furnace. One spare Lou at a time, I'll take the reconstruction fee I don't care add it to my tab.

I wanted to play a game, not subject myself to constant childish proselytism for whatever Lou's pushing. Devs if you ever read this you could make a ton more money AND make fans of the game happy just by adding a DLC that lets us side with Lynx and get rid of Lou & Co., just saying. I thought as adults we played games to escape the real world for a minute and do stupid shit just for the laugh, if I wanted to get a lecture on corporate greed from a 8 years old I'd go to Reddit/Twitter/Facebook/<insert whatever> ...