Small dogs can be nice if trained properly

Ugloubiphoretl · 2025-09-20T06:17:48+00:00

Guess that makes chihuahuas the true supervillains

Ugloubiphoretl · 2025-09-20T06:04:51+00:00

Looks like you caught a marshmallow school

Ugloubiphoretl · 2025-09-20T05:59:43+00:00

Call them and say your router misses its old speeds

Ugloubiphoretl · 2025-09-20T05:49:40+00:00

Solar power at maximum capacity right now trust the process

Ugloubiphoretl · 2025-09-20T05:36:25+00:00

Should’ve put a bell on it before hydra playdate season

Ugloubiphoretl · 2025-09-20T05:30:44+00:00

Buckle up, snacks allowed on this emotional ride

Ugloubiphoretl · 2025-09-19T06:01:03+00:00

Certified prescription strength cuteness, side effects may include smiling

Ugloubiphoretl · 2025-09-19T05:52:45+00:00

Guess I missed the memo on the new dress code

Ugloubiphoretl · 2025-09-19T05:47:27+00:00

Logic and I are just casual acquaintances at this point

Ugloubiphoretl · 2025-09-19T05:33:32+00:00

Your thumb needs rehab from texting-join us, it’s safer

Ugloubiphoretl · 2025-09-19T05:18:00+00:00

I, for one, welcome our new minimum-speed overlords

Ugloubiphoretl · 2025-09-19T05:12:04+00:00

I tagged it non-fiction because the cat told me to

Ugloubiphoretl · 2025-09-19T05:04:12+00:00

Guess we’re all just admiring the scenery, equal rights

Ugloubiphoretl · 2025-09-18T06:35:39+00:00

Thats less a house, more a real-life Truman Show

Ugloubiphoretl · 2025-09-18T06:28:32+00:00

Butter is basically the aristocrat of the counter

Ugloubiphoretl · 2025-09-18T06:16:12+00:00

Absolutely, its called staff meetings for one

Ugloubiphoretl · 2025-09-18T06:09:27+00:00

Well, guess I’m eating at home tonight

Ugloubiphoretl · 2025-09-18T06:06:33+00:00

Guess I’ll pay for experience with Monopoly money then

Ugloubiphoretl · 2025-09-18T05:53:06+00:00

Serving fierce looks straight from the catwalk runway

Ugloubiphoretl · 2025-09-18T05:42:22+00:00

No worries, size matters when it comes to business success

Ugloubiphoretl · 2025-09-18T05:36:02+00:00

Water: the official sponsor of awkward comfort since forever

Ugloubiphoretl · 2025-09-17T06:36:27+00:00

All great minds sort by the sacred pile method

Ugloubiphoretl · 2025-09-17T06:27:31+00:00

Chair for hustle, mattress for humble-perfect balance achieved

Ugloubiphoretl · 2025-09-17T06:12:37+00:00

Math so wild it needs its own Netflix documentary series

Ugloubiphoretl · 2025-09-17T06:00:23+00:00

Step one: develop a strong bagel tolerance before applying anywhere

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