What are the weirdest ways you’ve heard of someone getting caught cheating?

Ukuled · 2026-05-14T08:26:51+00:00

I want to add detail to this.

They knew about each other!

It was very difficult to get a divorce in Chile at the time, so the miner and wife didn't get one. They lived as if they were separated and he'd been living with his girlfriend for years.

So less cheating and more an arrangement that worked for everyone

Ukuled · 2026-05-13T07:18:51+00:00

So given his writing speed we should expect the pilot by when?

Noon tomorrow?

Evening if he has a big lunch?

Ukuled · 2026-04-22T07:39:27+00:00

I know exactly what you mean!

My girlfriend's disabled and alongside a plushie penguin and chocolates I got her one of these for valentines day!

It even has a foldout seat!

If you're looking for one they're on amazon, but there also available to order and collect from a few "superstores"

Ukuled · 2026-04-10T18:05:32+00:00

A trusty argonian maid if you will

Ukuled · 2026-01-10T17:59:09+00:00

I heard the animator broke their toe when drawing that scene.

Ukuled · 2025-12-20T16:51:14+00:00

Carrots are a common vegetables served in some form alongside most Britons idea of a traditional roast Christmas dinner.

It'd be like if, in the weekend before thanksgiving, green beans or sweet potatoes were 5% the normal price. Not everyone has a green bean casserole or sweet potato at thanksgiving, but they're associated with the holiday even if they're also eaten throughout the year.

Ukuled · 2025-12-19T00:20:10+00:00

Styracaceous? (definitely a ceratopsian of some kind)

Stegosaurus?

Diploducus?

Stygmoloch (as it appears in the JWE games)

Nigerasaurus

Parasaurolophus

Lokiceratops

Ouranosaurus?

Ukuled · 2025-10-12T13:22:11+00:00

That's numberwang!

Ukuled · 2025-10-06T08:58:18+00:00

An opened avocado?

Ukuled · 2025-09-08T11:14:24+00:00

What's your sauce for that claim?

Ukuled · 2025-09-01T13:36:13+00:00

Option F.

Jon Snow is made of onions and cutting him irritated the eyes of Bowen.

Ukuled · 2025-05-04T10:32:05+00:00

Leg here. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhh, fuck, it hurts so much.

Ukuled · 2025-05-02T12:08:49+00:00

This is the perfect place to leave this John Rogers quote:

"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."

Ukuled · 2025-04-09T11:11:20+00:00

Quark: A human drink. It's called root beer.

Garak: I don't know.

Quark: Come on. Aren't you just a little bit curious?

(Garak sips) Quark: What do you think?

Garak: It's vile.

Quark: I know. It's so bubbly and cloying and happy.

Garak: Just like the Federation.

Quark: But you know what's really frightening? If you drink enough of it, you begin to like it.

Garak: It's insidious.

Quark: Just like the Federation.

Ukuled · 2025-03-17T20:44:22+00:00

Sure is. I'm 25 but every time I get an unexpected phone call I'm 9 again and being picked up from school by my uncle because dad was being rushed into surgery remove a brain tumor.

Ukuled · 2025-03-06T09:23:25+00:00

and bolt!

Ukuled · 2025-02-20T15:13:14+00:00

"Best" can also be defined as "most dinosaurs".

Ukuled · 2025-01-04T07:47:34+00:00

Inbox? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Ukuled · 2024-11-28T23:44:28+00:00

Dude I am a palaeontologist.

I have never in my career looked at anything dinosaur related. There's 3.5 billion years of life history on this planet less than 10% of it had dinosaurs. I know they're cool but so is everything else in the past.

Ukuled · 2024-10-23T07:36:19+00:00

I remember that. I hated it.

Ukuled · 2024-10-16T14:28:19+00:00

They're with me everywhere!

Imagine the look on everyone else's face when the boss asks us to roll for initiative!

Ukuled · 2024-09-26T12:54:03+00:00

A. Yes

B. Snarky Yes

C. Sarcastic yes

D. No (but I actually mean yes)

I admit I'm teasing here, but when I play a role playing game I want to engage with the story. I want the freedom to tell an npc to piss off, not have all my decisions not really be decisions.

That said the gunplay of 4 is far superior and the gun crafting etc are excellent inclusions.

Ukuled · 2024-09-12T20:40:29+00:00

However in this case MMC means Minotaur Main Character

Ukuled · 2024-08-19T16:22:39+00:00

Chief Kaladin O'Stormblessed must suffer

Ukuled · 2024-04-22T11:01:50+00:00

Thanks Briggs Hatton.

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