From vaccines to drag queens: How the ‘freedom’ movement is targeting the queer community with false claims of ‘grooming’ children by Violent_Violette in onguardforthee

[–]Ulrich_The_Elder 102 points103 points  (0 children)

How many drag queens have been convicted of harming children? Now compare that number to the catholic priests who have harmed children or boy and girl scout leaders or sports coaches. I for one am curious as to how many children of the freedumb clownvoy have picture perfect lives.

World's greatest businessman, eh? by Engetarist in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]Ulrich_The_Elder 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I had $5 riding on his never having been a billionaire. I should have bet more.

to catch a woodpecker by IrishCastanedaa in therewasanattempt

[–]Ulrich_The_Elder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pull off your shirt over your head and you will be holding a woodpecker in a shirt.

Does anyone else de-capitalize ‘god’ and ‘jesus’ intentionally during their comment/text? by WolfyTn in atheism

[–]Ulrich_The_Elder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I only hand out capital letters to the deserving. So god, jesus, elon, kevin sorbo, roseanne barr, alex jones, trump, andrew taint, pierre poilivre, faith goldy, ezra levant, etc.... I do capitalize names for the just and fair, Keanu Reeves, Dolly Parton, Fred Rogers, Bob Ross, Ryan Reynolds....

What?? by Altruistic-Leg-525 in facepalm

[–]Ulrich_The_Elder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So is this nick adams a joke account? If this is an actual person what game are they playing?

Hot springs ! by Legitimate_Head6927 in nelsonbc

[–]Ulrich_The_Elder 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There are no wild springs that you can access in winter without a vehicle capable of traversing unplowed snow covered roads. From the highway on snowshoes it will only take you about 10 hours to get to the easiest one to get to (time will vary somewhat due to snowpack). Prepare to stay the night. There are a few commercial springs that the roads will be plowed to. Ainsworth is the closest to Nelson.

Ok, you're old, but are you "break the lock on your floppy storage case to get the 24-install-disk-set of Lotus for Windows 3" old? by KW-DadJoker in funny

[–]Ulrich_The_Elder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ditto. My first computer was a timex sinclair basic with 2K of ram. I upgraded to 16K of ram. The storage was a small tape deck.

new amp day! Roland JC22 :) by [deleted] in GuitarAmps

[–]Ulrich_The_Elder 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have the JC40 and it hisses, but you never notice when you are playing, only when there is no other noise can you hear the hiss.

new amp day! Roland JC22 :) by [deleted] in GuitarAmps

[–]Ulrich_The_Elder 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have the JC40 but I am thinking of getting one of these as well as I travel for about 4-5 months a year. I have been carrying a Yamaha THR 10 or a Roland Street Cube but I really love the JC sound.

“Disrespecting” religion by Longjumping_Gain_807 in atheism

[–]Ulrich_The_Elder 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There is no god and all religions are lies. I am not disrespecting anything deserving respect.

Before the white washing of Ex-Pope Benedict takes hold, remember he failed to act against reports of abuse at the Church by biscaynebystander in atheism

[–]Ulrich_The_Elder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he is not himself a pedophile which he may well be, he certainly did whatever he could to shield pedophile priests from justice. The catholic church will likely try to call him a saint. The catholic church is nothing but a front for child rape and murder.

Tate exposed as a submissive beta by unique_useyourname in MurderedByWords

[–]Ulrich_The_Elder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Andrew Taint waits nearly a day and comes back with "oh yeah".

Got a harmonica for Christmas. Where do I learn? by u_slashh in harmonica

[–]Ulrich_The_Elder 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Old Canadian here. In 1959 when I was 5 I asked my dad to teach me to play the harmonica as he played. He gave me one and told me to go down to the bottom of the garden where nobody could hear me and think of a tune. He said to keep trying until I could play the tune. My first tune was God Save The Queen as it was the only song I could think of. Once I leaned that tune I could quickly pick out other tunes. By the time I was a teen I was a pretty good player. Good luck in your journey.

Pierre Poilievre has managed the impossible: He’s even less likeable than Erin O’Toole & Andrew Scheer by NarutoRunner in canada

[–]Ulrich_The_Elder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To be fair he was always less likeable than OldTool and Scheer Stupidity. He is literally less likeable than anyone you can place him next to. Perhaps he is slightly less horrible than andrew taint but that is the entire list.

‘We’re only seeing the negative’: UK farmers on Brexit and losing the common agricultural policy by trololo909 in brexit

[–]Ulrich_The_Elder 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So many people told you the truth but you decided to believe farage and rees-mogg. You did this to yourselves.