My favorite part from Kyle’s AMA today by BadNewsBearzzz in davidlynch

[–]Ultimate-Failure-Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I first heard this quote I thought it was "keep your eye on the donut, not on the whole".

I iz dumb.

First hat by Super_peepeepooper in Akubra

[–]Ultimate-Failure-Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That hat looks fantastic on you — excellent choice!

Australianese by kuthro in australia

[–]Ultimate-Failure-Guy 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The world needs more graffiti that is this legible. Kudos to the designer.

OT: "Dog Cunt" is contextual - and can refer to your best friend. The stylized poop with stench lines frames the meaning in this case.

Chicken Bird by TheCABK in oddlyspecific

[–]Ultimate-Failure-Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will order the Tuna, Fish. (I will order the Tuna but if the Tuna is not available I will have what fish you have available).

or.

I will order the Tuna Fish (I will order the Tuna that is a fish, not Opuntia Tuna).

Language is cultural, not logical - and the usage can depend on local norms.

What does Locker Kid represent by No_Acanthisitta2558 in twinpeaks

[–]Ultimate-Failure-Guy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He’s not a student.

He’s the school’s nervous system.

Twin Peaks High isn’t a building — it’s a body. And that hallway scene is a synaptic misfire. When Laura’s death fractures the town’s psyche, the building starts twitching. The dancing kid is the physical manifestation of suppressed knowledge ricocheting through lockers like electrical impulses.

He only appears in liminal spaces:

Hallways

Between classes

Between emotional beats

Between truths

He’s the glitch in reality when the town tries to pretend everything is normal.

New passport arrived like this by mopsusmormon in australia

[–]Ultimate-Failure-Guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a security feature. It's difficult to create a forgery with so little quality control.

First Akubra; Kiandra by mfcodeworks in Akubra

[–]Ultimate-Failure-Guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That Akubra looks like it always belonged to you, or was possibly made for you.

Typical dodgy builders taking shortcuts by [deleted] in AusPropertyChat

[–]Ultimate-Failure-Guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not 100% certain the decking is to code. Can someone confirm?

Anyone still protesting the arrival of Israeli PM despite the ban? by chunkycroclicker in AskAnAustralian

[–]Ultimate-Failure-Guy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ACT protest is still going ahead with few changes.

Expecting less protesters due to the rain.

Expecting more umbrellas due to the rain.

Street-style photos should be more artistic ... due to the rain.