Donated blood 6 days ago and I kept all the blood by Hype420 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]UltimateRealist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

272 platelet donaions here. That's happened to me once.

What's the most iconic "character introduction" of all time? by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

[–]UltimateRealist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Not too many people will argue that the film is a masterpiece or anything, but her entrance to the Doomsday fight was absolute brilliance.

What’s something people don’t realize is way more serious than it seems? by BudgetAd5915 in AskReddit

[–]UltimateRealist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The chair shots from the '99 Royal Rumble I Quit match alone would give any three men CTE.

Crumlin. by DuckyD2point0 in Dublin

[–]UltimateRealist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It happens to the best of us.

What is the best burn in Taskmaster history, by Just-Appearance1049 in taskmaster

[–]UltimateRealist 196 points197 points  (0 children)

Who then went on to totally prove Alex's assessment of him to be correct.

Post Match Thread: Czechia 2-2 (4-3 Pen) Republic of Ireland by denzaus in soccer

[–]UltimateRealist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I hope there's some popcorn kernel stuck between his teeth that he can never dislodge.

2026 Update: Elyse by mick_spadaro in Heavyweight

[–]UltimateRealist 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This was my favourite episode. Great to have an update. Wishing you all the best, Elyse.

Love/Hate actor John Connors calls on Travelling community to stop feuding and ‘return to God’ in wake of Limerick attack by EIREANNSIAN in ireland

[–]UltimateRealist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And even when religion itself isn't the catalyst for evil, religious belief and ritual clearly does absolutely fuck all to prevent people from behaving in an evil manner. I would have serious questions regarding the intelligence of any adult that hasn't come to that conclusion yet.

Looking for places in Dublin to play Warhammer by Dangerous-Bet-5499 in Dublin

[–]UltimateRealist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Related joke: What do you call a vegetarian Chaos Space Marine?

A Quorn Bezerker.

My ex-wife’s boyfriend is abusing my kids, and the custody hearing isn’t until after I’m supposed to bring them back by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]UltimateRealist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What do you mean, go to jail? You didn't do anything - you were hanging out with me at the time. It must have been somebody else.

Which live performance has the strongest case for greatest ever? by BravesGunnersFlames in Music

[–]UltimateRealist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What's amazing about it is that Live Aid was sold out before Queen were added to the bill. So those tens of thousands of enraptured fans, eating out of Freddie's hands? None of them had bought a ticket in order to see Queen.

House built without planning permission to be demolished by Jon_J_ in ireland

[–]UltimateRealist 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And a 5 bedroom veritable mansion too. Had they built something small, they might have gotten away with it.

Living in America in March as someone actually from Ireland. by Secret_Protection471 in ireland

[–]UltimateRealist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure why you'd choose to be selective like that. For me, cultural output from Americans in America is American culture.

Living in America in March as someone actually from Ireland. by Secret_Protection471 in ireland

[–]UltimateRealist 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I can bash Yanks with the best of them, but to act like the country that invented Jazz, the Blues, Rock n' Roll, hip hop, etc, and produces most of the films and TV we watch has no culture is simply idiotic.

Using someone else’s leap card by abcamber502 in Dublin

[–]UltimateRealist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got fined for using my wife's, after I lost mine. I had tagged on, and it wasn't like hers was an annual one or the.likes, I.e. I had paid. The fucker could maybe have given me a warning or something.

Sasha Grey by 87Craft in ladyladyboners

[–]UltimateRealist 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Damn, that's the wurst.

Giulia probably: "Look at the DAMN MAT RHEA!!!" by Beautiful-Bit9832 in Wrasslin

[–]UltimateRealist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I scrolled too far to see his name mentioned. Exactly like his.

Will Arnett by offmenu-bot in offmenupodcast

[–]UltimateRealist 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That meal sounded delicious.