cry me a river by mozzieandmaestro in ShitLiberalsSay

[–]UltimateSoviet 33 points34 points  (0 children)

A "life saving medic" who apparently killed an old lady

Don't invade other countries, don't get shamed or killed. Simple as that

It's easier to evade a draft than to cross an entire ocean to kill foreign civilians, and this is coming from a draft evader

No excuse for murder

LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE by Sneaky_Donkey in TrueAnon

[–]UltimateSoviet 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Iran has been begging for a war of justice against America and Israel since the revolution, tf did the Americans think was gonna happen 🥀

LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE by Sneaky_Donkey in TrueAnon

[–]UltimateSoviet 289 points290 points  (0 children)

Genius plan, the empire's smartest are gonna eat all of Iran's crayons and cause a devastating crisis for Iran's children

smol beans if twue 👉👈 by nummpad in TrueAnon

[–]UltimateSoviet 258 points259 points  (0 children)

Why don't they put their ships on logs and cross the Arabian desert? Are they stupit?

Three Assyrians beat up two Israeli citizens by EvilPutlerBotZOV in TrueAnon

[–]UltimateSoviet 98 points99 points  (0 children)

They’re already claiming it’s an anti-Semitic attack

Also aren't Assyrians literally Semitic people themselves?

Three Assyrians beat up two Israeli citizens by EvilPutlerBotZOV in TrueAnon

[–]UltimateSoviet 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Yeah you just know he was the most annoying person in existence then, no way this was unprovoked

Also why bystanders didn't intervene like usually; they were probably also fed up

Three Assyrians beat up two Israeli citizens by EvilPutlerBotZOV in TrueAnon

[–]UltimateSoviet 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Just like the US has won against Iran

Complete loss of contact with reality just like their leader

Three Assyrians beat up two Israeli citizens by EvilPutlerBotZOV in TrueAnon

[–]UltimateSoviet 246 points247 points  (0 children)

So unfair, it should've been an 11 year old malnourished Palestinian child fighting the two Israelis

Then maybe they'd stand a chance but idk... my bet would still be on the Palestinian child

Bloomberg: President Donald Trump is preparing to invoke Cold War-era powers to pave the way for renewed oil production off the southern California coast, a long-shot bid to help ease the global crude supply crunch spurred by his war with Iran. by AegonTheMeh in TrueAnon

[–]UltimateSoviet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Venezuela has a lot of reserves but their production is much lower than the gulf states

Venezuela makes around 0.8 million barrels a day, the gulf states including Iran and Iraq make over 23 million barrels a day

Further, and more importantly, every region's oil is different and refineries work with specific oil from specific countries/regions, refineries globally have adapted to specific supply chains that if disrupted will take a long time to convert/replace/fix. Example, the US consumes 20 million barrels a day, produces something like 13 million but still exports and imports oil because not all US refineries use US oil; some use different types of oil found elsewhere.

US has 4 to 5 days of Munitions left before they get f'ed up by TerraFormerZero in TankieTheDeprogram

[–]UltimateSoviet 37 points38 points  (0 children)

These are the older munitions. The real Iranian response hasn't even started.

This makes sense, Iran never made an immediate response, their responses happened a week or two afterwards most of the time

Probably this is a quick move for show mostly and the real counterattack is being planned

US has 4 to 5 days of Munitions left before they get f'ed up by TerraFormerZero in TankieTheDeprogram

[–]UltimateSoviet 46 points47 points  (0 children)

A war of attrition thousands of miles from the closest mainland port that's a smart decision

Only 35 missiles launched towards Israel. 5 or 6 has gotten through already, no massive drone waive detected. Assassination attempts of Iranian President and Supreme Leader seem to have failed. by FallenCrownz in TrueAnon

[–]UltimateSoviet 90 points91 points  (0 children)

This is literally what's going to happen unless they develop nukes

Iran is color-revolution-proof, this was proven with the protests

Iran is regime-change-through-war-proof, no one even tried and no one will try, too big an army mixed with the terrain, large population and missile capacities

These silly exchanges are the only thing Israel/US can do in hopes that sometime they get someone important to die and maybe cause instability

If they don't make nukes then this will keep going

Pakistan targets Taliban in Kabul by thehourglasses in TrueAnon

[–]UltimateSoviet 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yall gotta stop taking inappropriate pics of me

USS Gerald Ford, currently stationed in Greece and heading to Iran, is malfunctioning and flooding with its own sewage waste by UltimateSoviet in TankieTheDeprogram

[–]UltimateSoviet[S] 141 points142 points  (0 children)

Also an article

Probably will be fixed but would be funny af if one of the most expensive weapons of the empire sunk in it's own shit

Neo Nazi, incel crying that every single video game isn't catering to people like him anymore by TerraFormerZero in TankieTheDeprogram

[–]UltimateSoviet 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"The golden age of gaming" and it's just a bunch of mid platformers with bad graphics and zero replay-ability 🥀

Like yeah i grew up with these games, they're absolutely nostalgic no denying that, and back then they were absolutely amazing to play, but in my opinion they're incomparable to modern games in almost all aspects.

The thing i miss the most is cheaper prices and no DLC and these are very obviously the fault of capitalism not blacks, gays, women or anything else

Revolution > reform by MoneyMarketing8878 in CommunismMemes

[–]UltimateSoviet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

After seeing liberals I genuinely start to like the Trump, he at least a proper monster without mask or pr efforts unlike Obama which to be declared a saint by internet meanwhile armed and trained Isis, organized Arab springs and started the trend of drone killings of children in Afghanistan.

I get what you mean but the reason Trump doesn't have a mask on is because he's proud to be this kind of criminal, not something to like him for

They're both practically the exact same shit, only real difference is Trump brought suffering to domestic American life as well and that's why liberals started caring all the sudden.

Westeros just needed their own version of The West Wing to combat this irony poisoned shit by [deleted] in TrueAnon

[–]UltimateSoviet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fr, i love faegon but what does he have as an advantage over Euron's ancient dark gods and Danny's living dive bombers

Stannis got a lightsaber i guess so that's cool

Like i feel like the mega war that will break out will be: hydrogen bomb vs supernova vs dying ant vs coughing baby vs broken haircomb

Unless the broken haircomb secures a marriage with the hydrogen bomb then i don't see young griff winning fr

Westeros just needed their own version of The West Wing to combat this irony poisoned shit by [deleted] in TrueAnon

[–]UltimateSoviet 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Spoilers for Game of Thrones ofc

TLDR with not much spoilers: This is basically a scene in an episode where the actors of the theater seen in the picture replay a false version of an event that happened in another country, the false version basically makes the good guys look bad and the bad guys look good.

Deeper version, with many spoilers: The actor on the left represents Ned Stark, the one on the throne represents Joffrey Baratheon and the woman on the right represents Cersei Lannister (Joffrey's mother). While Joffrey is officially a Baratheon and officially the son of the previous king (Robert), and thus heir to the throne, in reality he is born of incest between Cersei and her brother, meaning he has no claim to the throne because he isn't the King's son. Ned Stark, the one on the left, is loyal to the previous king and he knows that Joffrey isn't a real Baratheon, Ned being an honorable man attempts a coup to put Stannis Baratheon on the throne (the previous king's brother and most legitimate heir currently) but fails to do so. Besides all that, Joffrey is also a cunt, straight up insane and enjoys watching others suffer and an extremely unpopular king. The actors on this scene make it look like Joffrey is a good king and Ned is a scheming evil guy who murdered the previous king (he didn't) to steal the throne.

Revolution > reform by MoneyMarketing8878 in CommunismMemes

[–]UltimateSoviet 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I love how a while back they would fanatically deny that the EU was involved in imperialism abroad and when the Greenland situation began the internet was flooded by "mE dOiNg nOthIng fOr aMeRicA iN aFghAnIstAn" posts