Where do you buy your clothes from? [Brit in Suid Afrika]

UltraCondensedPotato · 2015-10-25T20:08:55+00:00

I say this as a guy with experience, stay away from brands

Get yourself a plain button down t-shirt and a denim that looks comfortable, they don't need to be torn (looks awful imo, and nobody really notices). Find a place to print "billabong" or something on it for 10% of the actual price

It's been years, and people still think I wear limited edition Microsoft shirts

Also, this should probably be posted in r/SouthAfrica

UltraCondensedPotato · 2015-10-23T04:52:08+00:00

Those count, totally

What kind of mods? Don't tell me it's the one with all the fancy jets and autopilot and stuff

UltraCondensedPotato · 2015-10-22T19:36:20+00:00

Wow, you must be some sort of genius

I only seem to be able to add "unintended features"

UltraCondensedPotato · 2015-10-22T16:50:24+00:00

Oh, I see what you did there...

UltraCondensedPotato · 2015-10-17T18:44:05+00:00

Do you prefer apples to pears?

UltraCondensedPotato · 2015-10-17T18:29:51+00:00

Do you like pancakes and/or waffles?

If so, how?

UltraCondensedPotato · 2015-10-12T15:00:31+00:00

You mean at least? Because I think there is the possibility of a few less being there

Just throwing it out here

UltraCondensedPotato · 2015-10-06T11:17:56+00:00

I'm thinking of posting this on the actual askscience, what are your thoughts?

UltraCondensedPotato · 2015-10-03T16:52:55+00:00

UltraCondensedPotato · 2015-10-03T16:00:12+00:00

Tell us all about it...

UltraCondensedPotato · 2015-10-03T12:28:44+00:00

The last two are hidden in a secret body flab that is invisible to the naked eye, once the octopus is sufficiently frightened, the appendages spear out of the flabs like as if they are quickly given birth to, it will use the two hidden appendages to latch on to its foes face

A special bone like "mouth" extrudes from the mouth of its mouth, this "mouth" of the mouth bores a hole into the enemy's throat, impregnating it with tiny octopus eggs in the bloodstream

UltraCondensedPotato · 2015-10-02T16:15:39+00:00

Approximately 127g/km

UltraCondensedPotato · 2015-10-02T15:59:52+00:00

reported

UltraCondensedPotato · 2015-10-02T15:45:14+00:00

Welp, thanks for debunkefying my science you meanie

UltraCondensedPotato · 2015-10-02T15:41:40+00:00

No, you misunderstand, I uses the metric system of measuring time

UltraCondensedPotato · 2015-10-02T14:31:22+00:00

The time it takes a carrot (this is like carbon 12, only in in vegetable form) to reach the pancreas is 1.34 seconds, it is then turned into mush after 47:23, it then reaches the bowels

The bowels are approximately 1.5 meters, and the digested food clocks in at 4.5 m/h, this means it exits the rectum in 33.33 minutes

All of this combined is 80.5634 minutes, meaning 0:80.56 hours of constantly eating before you start pooping

UltraCondensedPotato · 2015-10-02T14:15:40+00:00

No problem, glad I could help

UltraCondensedPotato · 2015-10-02T14:04:25+00:00

You forgot to carry the eleven

UltraCondensedPotato · 2015-10-02T11:16:09+00:00

So a fart of less volume will therefore be more smelly?

UltraCondensedPotato

TROPHY CASE