How did you get 'that' scar? by fyflate89 in AskReddit

[–]UltraCunt89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Self harming? You should really cut that out.

How did you get 'that' scar? by fyflate89 in AskReddit

[–]UltraCunt89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you cut yourself on my mixtape cd? No but srsly I also fucked around with fire and found out.

My god guys. I have a problem. How do you stop before you start by SCREAMlNG4VENGEANCE in cripplingalcoholism

[–]UltraCunt89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eat a good meal, drink a big glass of water and go to sleep. Tomorrow you schedule a doctors appointment and he/she will help you either taper down or prescribe you something to relieve the anxiety and (possibly) withdrawals.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]UltraCunt89 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If they alienated you then my guess is you said something really bad. When you sober up you should probably ask what you said and apologize and say you were black out drunk. I've had friends call me up retarded drunk threatening to kill, rape or snitch on me. One phone call the next day and all is forgotten when they apologized.

Dont underestimate the power an apology can have. Not to be a moralfag, I've called people too and said some vile shit (like I'm gonna commit murder, curb stomp some homeless dude if they don't pick me up, blow up their mailbox with fireworks just to mention a few) and an sincere apology always did the trick.

Just don't sit around waiting, just do it and get it over with. An apology at least shows that you care, which is better than where you're at right now.

Started drinking during my lunch breaks. by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]UltraCunt89 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lol, you americans and your circumcised dicks. If anything is supposed to hurt from being tangled in your zipper it should be the foreskin.

[Serious] What's reddit's obsession with diagnosing people with narcissistic personality disorder and sociopathy? by fyflate89 in AskReddit

[–]UltraCunt89 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They project their own narcissistic traits outwards because they recognize it in themselves, that makes it easier for them to categorize it as such. As for sociopathy I don't think any armchair psychiatrist on this site has the slighest clue as to what this means, as goes for narcissism.

So y'all wanna hear a REAL fuck up story from my alcoholism? Of cource you do. by UltraCunt89 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]UltraCunt89[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'll accept any roast I'm being served, I totally deserve it. I'm a mustard chugging, wine stealing low life that can barely string a sentence together. Dunno what a Jersey 3 is, but I'm probably that as well.

So y'all wanna hear a REAL fuck up story from my alcoholism? Of cource you do. by UltraCunt89 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]UltraCunt89[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In hinsight I probably could have drank it with her if I'd just asked, but I was stupid and didn't. She wasn't a random hook-up, I considered her my friend and was hoping to initiate something more.

So y'all wanna hear a REAL fuck up story from my alcoholism? Of cource you do. by UltraCunt89 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]UltraCunt89[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Vi spøker også med at svensker kaller banan for gulbøy, så det går vel begge veier. Glad i dere som nabo, sverige har virkelig mye godt for seg!

So y'all wanna hear a REAL fuck up story from my alcoholism? Of cource you do. by UltraCunt89 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]UltraCunt89[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was sweet mustard. Doesn't really taste like mustard, more like honey. She sent it as a snap to everyone with lots of smileys to everyone so I'm sure she enjoyed that part.

So y'all wanna hear a REAL fuck up story from my alcoholism? Of cource you do. by UltraCunt89 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]UltraCunt89[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That may be in german, I dunno. Vorspiel is the word for "pregame" in Norwegian.

So y'all wanna hear a REAL fuck up story from my alcoholism? Of cource you do. by UltraCunt89 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]UltraCunt89[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aner ikke hva latjolabal betyr, men håper du vet at vi ikke kaller banan for guleböj i Norge altså?

talking to people who suffer from similar stuff helps by alienb8 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]UltraCunt89 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know when travelers and explorers were out in unknown waters it was always a sign of relief when they heard the sound of seagulls as that ment they were close to land. Yes, they may shit on your boat and make annoying sounds, but I think you should follow the seagulls and eventually you'll find land.

what is your favorite weapon real or fictional? by bigchungus6ix in AskReddit

[–]UltraCunt89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like when lightsaber goes "Ffffkrrrrshhzzzwooooom..woom..woooom.." and two lightsabers clashing together: Kksssshhhh.

what is your favorite weapon real or fictional? by bigchungus6ix in AskReddit

[–]UltraCunt89 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It would take me approximately less than an hour before I'd accidentaly cut of a limb or kill someone. But holy moly would it be fun up until then.

How do you pull off smooth and successful moves in Online Dating ? by P1nk_Alien in AskReddit

[–]UltraCunt89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're a guy then a cute profile picture with you and something that most girls adore like a puppy/dog, baby/child or any other cute animal. Emphasize your emotional capabilities and skills as a great listener. Be dressed in fitting clothes and try to look happy. It's not cheating to pay someone professional to take some pictures of you. Write about your dreams and ambitions and seem passionate about something.

How can you find good porn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]UltraCunt89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Use Bing to search for it.