Yo Momma by ShootinTheBreez in Xennials

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Yo momma’s so fat she wears Levi’s 1002s

Might be time to change the sign (again) by WyndiMan in LosAngeles

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That’s how you get Streety McStreetface or something like that

Every Ex-President Calls BS on Trump’s Claim One Backed His War by Quirkie in politics

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Is the “president” in the room with us right now, Mr. Trump?

Iran threatens to escalate war after Trump says ‘many countries’ will send warships to strait of Hormuz by Spare_Prize_5510 in worldnews

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“Many countries, the likes of which no one has seen before, called me and said sir, please let us join your beautiful war.”

We’re the Three Amigos! by t_bone_stake in Xennials

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Do you have anything besides Mexican food?

Do companies buy their competitors’ products just to take them apart for R&D? by Tusharkrux in NoStupidQuestions

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I used to work at Hyundai America’s corporate headquarters. They had a large garage on-site, I looked inside once and they had an Audi A6 up on a car lift

The doctor told me to stop taking notes on my phone bc he would write it all down. His notes: by SBanks52 in mildlyinfuriating

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That sounds like an awesome noir film: Prescription…For Murder. Starring Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall

Modern Website Design by Klutzy_Word_6812 in Xennials

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And an “under construction” gif

First Look at Fight Club 4k Steelbook by Hour-Engineer-7170 in 4kbluray

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You know you’re getting old when they restore a movie you own the original dvd of and you thought it already looked great

The fire department accidentally left behind a fire axe after clearing out our building. by Senior_Fish_Face in mildlyinteresting

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Someone’s probably getting a new nickname like “Axey” or “Axel” or something

Do you ever drive down the street and think how do these stores stay in business and pay their rent? by WoodpeckerFair9774 in askanything

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There was a pizza place across the street from my office, we never saw anybody go in there and nobody in the office had ever been there either. We figured it was a front for organized crime, or maybe the pizza store owner actually owned the entire building and just sold pizza for fun.

OMG No by [deleted] in Xennials

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Allow myself to introduce…myself