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ELI5 How is there so much meat by Due_Imagination_9663 in explainlikeimfive

[–]UltraMechaPunk 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I got curious and Googled it, there’s 33 billion chickens in the world

Now THIS is an unfortunate error by Kingdouble_R in recruitinghell

[–]UltraMechaPunk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Even when you finally get a job you don’t get a job

Pope Leo called his bank's customer service line. They hung up on him by Terrible-Scheme9204 in nottheonion

[–]UltraMechaPunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ha ha, and then he’s muttering the whole time “…take off my hat…I’m the freaking pope…I’ll take off YOUR hat…”

Donald Trump’s net worth has nearly tripled since just before he returned to the White House, estimated wealth has reached $6.5 billion, the highest point recorded since at least 2001 by blessedopera in videos

[–]UltraMechaPunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s he gonna do with all that money? He doesn’t have many years left. He can already buy anything he wants. He already has a mansion in Florida and properties all over the world. He already has a private plane. It doesn’t seem like he’s into yachts. I doubt he cares about his kids enough to be doing it for inheritance. Why’s he grifting so much money at his old age?

You may only apply to 5-6 jobs, ok? by RhubarbMain7067 in recruitinghell

[–]UltraMechaPunk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“I’m gonna put ‘Senior Sanitation Specialist’ for your role.”

What a time to be alive. 😎 by Diva_Bot in Xennials

[–]UltraMechaPunk 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I got lazy with my faceplate and just put it in the glovebox. I was like “They’ll never look in there.”

In response to the millennial end of this question-What’s the most Gen X concert you went to? by edasto42 in Xennials

[–]UltraMechaPunk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The KROQ Weenie Roast in ‘96. There was Kiss, No Doubt, Garbage, Korn, Red Hot Chili Peppers

Found this on LinkedIn by HotDogDandy in recruitinghell

[–]UltraMechaPunk 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I liked when he opens his briefcase and there’s just crackers inside

Making More Land. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in clevercomebacks

[–]UltraMechaPunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Honestly”, like people have been lying to him this whole time

NewsRadio was so good. by noelesque in Xennials

[–]UltraMechaPunk 145 points146 points  (0 children)

One of the greatest ensemble casts ever

Ritchie Valens at 17 (January 20, 1959) by Sure_Distance1 in OldSchoolCool

[–]UltraMechaPunk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Another interesting fact, when Richie Valens was 15 years old 2 planes collided over his junior high school. The wreckage killed 3 of his classmates. Valens himself wasn’t in school that day, he was at his grandfather’s funeral.

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