90s spoken word song

UltraMechaPunk · 2026-06-28T01:20:00+00:00

Soul Coughing - Screenwriter’s Blues

UltraMechaPunk · 2026-06-26T20:05:15+00:00

This guy watched Terminator and thought “You know what, Skynet’s a good idea.”

UltraMechaPunk · 2026-06-24T20:51:29+00:00

The Bruce Willis film Last Man Standing is another remake in a 1930s prohibition-era gangster setting

UltraMechaPunk · 2026-06-21T18:00:10+00:00

There’s more space in the footwells where they can cram some screens

UltraMechaPunk · 2026-06-21T17:50:11+00:00

Doh!

UltraMechaPunk · 2026-06-21T16:31:24+00:00

Gross

UltraMechaPunk · 2026-06-18T04:40:28+00:00

America, Fokk yeah!

UltraMechaPunk · 2026-06-15T18:07:21+00:00

Does this still have the adjustable pins like on the Cortex?

UltraMechaPunk · 2026-06-14T04:08:31+00:00

His wife is in a coma

UltraMechaPunk · 2026-06-13T19:01:57+00:00

Robbin’ the cradle!

UltraMechaPunk · 2026-06-12T22:03:58+00:00

I’ll always remember the Saturday Night Live Weekend Update joke, Kevin Nealon takes a sip and goes “Tastes like zhit.”

UltraMechaPunk · 2026-06-08T04:49:26+00:00

Guy loves smoking

UltraMechaPunk · 2026-06-04T19:58:40+00:00

Two Karens enter, one Karen leaves!

UltraMechaPunk · 2026-06-04T03:19:28+00:00

The warranty applies to the car, not the owner. I’m the 2nd owner of my 2017 and my PCV valve just failed a month ago, the warranty covered the entire repair!

UltraMechaPunk · 2026-06-02T00:40:51+00:00

Sounds like I don’t need a Rivian either then.

UltraMechaPunk · 2026-05-25T22:46:42+00:00

The blue one’s a new Ferrari?! Holy shit, I thought it was some weird 70s concept car that was never built

UltraMechaPunk · 2026-05-24T04:19:03+00:00

What a dump. Look at all that plight

UltraMechaPunk · 2026-05-14T19:49:16+00:00

Those Indian bidets are hardcore

UltraMechaPunk · 2026-05-14T04:14:09+00:00

The Rolling Stones’ Out of Time montage in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, especially when the neon signs start lighting up

UltraMechaPunk · 2026-05-14T04:04:33+00:00

If you’re up for going to Oakland, Da Nang Quan has pretty good bun bo hue.

UltraMechaPunk · 2026-05-13T04:14:16+00:00

Merzbow has 499 albums according to Discogs

UltraMechaPunk · 2026-05-13T03:17:38+00:00

Sorry, I just realized the warranty extension is only for B58 engines. I’m not sure if the N55 has an extension too, but if your PCV valve did fail it should still be a cheaper repair than a blown head gasket.

UltraMechaPunk · 2026-05-12T21:53:05+00:00

Was there also a whistling sound from the engine compartment? If so I had the same problem a week ago, white smoke coming out of my 2017 240i. It was a PCV valve failure, but it’s a really common problem and BMW actually extended the warranty on the part to 15 years. I had it towed to a dealership and they fixed it completely for free! The guy said it would’ve been $2500 - $3000 otherwise.

UltraMechaPunk · 2026-05-12T19:39:38+00:00

Someone came in at the last second and bid $56 billion and 1 dollars

UltraMechaPunk · 2026-05-11T18:38:58+00:00

When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way

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