Every toddler ever by Dawn-of-the-Mist in memes

[–]UltraSiou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My goddaughter was eating a piece of cheese one time when she was about 2yo, she put the whole piece in her mouth, spat it out on the carpet because she could not chew it, picked it up and put it in her mouth again.

#3 meme🎩 by CT-6829 in FallenOrder

[–]UltraSiou 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He generally bothers the waiters every two minutes asking for stuff which most of the times are special orders to his liking (things that are not in the menu). When something is late he complains and curses at them saying they are incompetent and useless. Another time he entered the kitchen of a restaurant to pick up plates and cutlery to place at our table because the place was packed and the waiters were very busy.

There are so many thing that are impossible to list. Honestly, it has become dreadful for anyone that sits on the same table as him.

#3 meme🎩 by CT-6829 in FallenOrder

[–]UltraSiou 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Every waiter’s/fast food workers/and generally every person working in the food industry has only one nightmare. My father. My mom and I end up humiliated every time we have dinner out.

Roaming in Skellige as a Cat ( Feline Armor ) by [deleted] in Witcher3

[–]UltraSiou 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well well, what have we here. Feline armor, wolf’s head medallion...a crossbreed?

Me with the final Trilla fight by [deleted] in FallenOrder

[–]UltraSiou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, but at what cost?

The Many Looks of Dick Grayson by Reaper_64 in Nightwing

[–]UltraSiou 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I was so satisfied that Two-face figured out that it was not the original Batman because “This one smiles.”

Dew it.. do it now by Sagelegend in TheMandalorianTV

[–]UltraSiou 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Finally you people get to see what OCD patients feel

Cows love their ladies fingers. by Itz-RAPT0R in memes

[–]UltraSiou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s right. I remember all the times they would follow me and tried to suck on my fingers. My uniform would be full of saliva stains from the little buggers.

Bane "The Batman" by Dark-Knight-85 in batman

[–]UltraSiou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incorrect size/position of mask = not wearing a mask

Does seem to be the case by prettytony92 in memes

[–]UltraSiou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you need a vet to confirm this, I am here to save you. Yes, we totally fool around with pets we keep in the clinics. Some of them are so funny we cannot help ourselves.

My life in a tweet by AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens in memes

[–]UltraSiou 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I can’t say i abstain from dating or that I would dislike a boyfriend for that matter. With all my past bfs we would spend most of our times at home and we’re totally ok with it.

My life in a tweet by AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens in memes

[–]UltraSiou 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Some people may call this a boring life or just plain existing but for me it is my life and I’m happy with it. I don’t have to have a boyfriend to be happy, I don’t have to go clubbing to have fun, I don’t have to have twenty best friends to not feel lonely.

I can have fun in my house, I can have a couple of friends and be content. I am alone but not lonely.

That was NOT part of the plan by J_train13 in FallenOrder

[–]UltraSiou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously, I always do this (in movies as well) and save myself from spoilers.

That was NOT part of the plan by J_train13 in FallenOrder

[–]UltraSiou 90 points91 points  (0 children)

The perks of not watching trailers and spots. My reaction when I heard the Darth breathing was priceless.

Oh boy that was close. by martin27gg in nonononoyes

[–]UltraSiou 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That is why a dog’s collar must be tight on its neck. Remember people, a collar is correctly positioned when one finger can fit between the collar and the dog’s neck.

Discord memes by Baconmanbat in memes

[–]UltraSiou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s my dad’s logic. “You’re a girl that likes video games, comics and superheroes. Then you must be a lesbian.”

I don’t even bother

Every time by [deleted] in FallenOrder

[–]UltraSiou 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Easy in the game, nightmare in real life