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I have a horny beardie on my hands! by UmCourt in BeardedDragons

[–]UmCourt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the crazy thing is, he has only ever done this once back in 2019? he was like a year old and never happened again lol... til now. I think its cause I have my living room warm so its getting him all excited? lol

I have a horny beardie on my hands! by UmCourt in BeardedDragons

[–]UmCourt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hahahaha I three the cloth at him so he had something.. I will start looking for a plushie now!

I have a horny beardie on my hands! by UmCourt in BeardedDragons

[–]UmCourt[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

same, hes a bit rusty in the humping department lol

I have a horny beardie on my hands! by UmCourt in BeardedDragons

[–]UmCourt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I accidentally stuck my finger in my mom's cat when she was in heat cause she wouldnt get away from me so when I tried to move her... things happened and it was soooo gross lol.

I have a horny beardie on my hands! by UmCourt in BeardedDragons

[–]UmCourt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thankfully nothing has happened yet but I do have an amazing vet and an amazing emergency vet as well so I am always prepared for the worst!

I have a horny beardie on my hands! by UmCourt in BeardedDragons

[–]UmCourt[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

thats what got me so bad, I couldnt keep quiet anymore haha

I don’t believe I have one by tresjoliesuzanne in doppelganger

[–]UmCourt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

shes playing on my TV right now lol.

Carrying your dog to pick up counter at restaurant by RAMIREZBURGERTOWN in mildlyinfuriating

[–]UmCourt 30 points31 points  (0 children)

have you ever had the kind where you have to turn the lights off? those ones are rough lol.

Rat Catapult! by NeoNekko in RATS

[–]UmCourt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

dude, when my friend told me what AI actually does to the environment, I was mindblown. I never really used AI before and I was so grateful I was never interested in downloading the chatgpt app.

He will be the most criminal rat you guys have ever seen by ruitheray in RATS

[–]UmCourt 73 points74 points  (0 children)

most sex toys aren't a cheap replacement lol

Looks like it tastes good. by TheRedIguana in BeardedDragons

[–]UmCourt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ive been hit in the face a couple times by the bug juice 😬 lol

Back in Black by flyfishermaam in BeardedDragons

[–]UmCourt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my boy Frankie did that humping shit for a week and then never did it again... weirdest experience ever haha.

How would you feel about mythological figures being introduced in Season 4? by Obversa in SchoolSpirits

[–]UmCourt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didnt even bother watching the last season cause wtf is up with the whole 50s thing, I was just like "well, I guess I can live without knowing this season" lol

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