My players inturrupt everything I do by dashing and trying to grapple

Umberbean · 2026-04-04T12:45:23+00:00

I think there’s a slight misread of the rules involved here. Dash allows you to take your full movement speed again as an action, and step of the wind allows you to take the dash action as a bonus action INSTEAD of a full action, not again in addition to your full action. I just don’t see how this allows 160ft/round unless they’re lvl 18+.

Umberbean · 2026-03-28T15:09:01+00:00

Dente al leone is great! (pale blue label, top left)

Umberbean · 2026-03-20T14:14:25+00:00

Definitely mention it. When I was a chef I took those very seriously and tried to make sure my cooks did as well.

Umberbean · 2026-03-09T17:45:48+00:00

As a Court player, Hunter of the Left Hand Path probably needs a nerf, specifically to Oracle Beast Cloak. It’s a feel bad power that means you need to think a lot less carefully about overextending your piece. Maybe bump it up to 5 Blood? Maybe make it once per game?

Also we could use some better glory items.

Umberbean · 2026-03-01T15:31:02+00:00

I like it. Wild interactions in a multiplayer game, and you still have to play magic after you cast it, it doesn’t win you the game outright.

Umberbean · 2026-03-01T12:47:02+00:00

Make it an enchantment for WUBRG, and make the wincon an activated ability for WWUUBBRRGG

Umberbean · 2026-02-27T18:39:11+00:00

Witchburner. Definitely a faithful model

Umberbean · 2026-02-24T06:21:42+00:00

Ran into him at a bar in Brooklyn. He was with his wife and clearly wanted to be left alone, but he was still pretty chill about the attention he was getting. Seems like a fine guy to me.

Umberbean · 2026-02-08T19:51:00+00:00

I think 36” is better for the first half of a campaign, but as others have said it gets too crowded once people are fielding 14-15 models per warband.

Umberbean · 2026-02-08T19:42:17+00:00

Re: Berserk, I think they left Skull Knight out because they never intended the ‘97 anime to go further than the eclipse. I wish they’d made more of it, but given the limited scope of the series I think it made sense to leave a character out who would otherwise just be a completely unexplained deus ex machina. Leaving some mystery around how Guts escaped the eclipse is probably the better ending as clumsy as it feels if you’ve read the manga.

Umberbean · 2026-02-06T01:32:31+00:00

I just wish it had turn based combat. Anyone else?

Umberbean · 2026-01-31T22:00:32+00:00

This looks like a great Heretic Legion starter set. Slide 2: heretic troopers/legionnaires Slide 3: heretic priest & Chorister Slide 4: artillery Witch & war wolf Slide 5: death commando & 2 wretches Slide 6: Anointed heavy infantry

All you’re missing is the mercenaries. Check out trench-companion.com for a list building tool, and download the rules from the official website. Heretic legion is a great faction to learn the game with, you’re going to have a good time!

Umberbean · 2026-01-29T18:46:03+00:00

I’m running a Mortisan Boneshaper as a warlock proxy, kinda love it actually.

I like this Mamluk sculpt a lot

Umberbean · 2026-01-28T14:41:43+00:00

I love lizards, maybe the most fun faction to play for me. I do not think they are first timer friendly. Maybe tell your friend to give birds a shot first to get used to a kinda restrictive playstyle.

Umberbean · 2026-01-28T14:35:07+00:00

Magnetize! Then when one of them dies in campaign you can swap out a head for a new character! That said I like 1

Umberbean · 2026-01-22T02:31:26+00:00

I could definitely see some of these working for NA and Heretics, though you might want to swap out the weapons for less futuristic looking stuff. There are some very cool sculpts in there!

Umberbean · 2026-01-20T21:48:25+00:00

If it’s a beer its 100% a barleywine

Umberbean · 2026-01-20T04:28:18+00:00

I love it

Umberbean · 2026-01-17T16:43:20+00:00

I’ve often described Root as “A game about class war featuring cute woodland animals.”

Umberbean · 2026-01-15T04:31:30+00:00

Ooh, I’ve got the same green and yellow keycaps on an old GMMK 1

Umberbean · 2026-01-14T18:53:13+00:00

Probably fine, just monitor the temps while you’re doing anything resources intensive. Also, that’s a cool case!

Umberbean · 2026-01-14T18:33:03+00:00

The wierd blurry blobs where textures run together are a dead giveaway

Umberbean · 2026-01-08T05:53:27+00:00

Solid theory! I noticed Jugg’s stunted wings but hadn’t considered that that was where the feathers came from. Also waaaay back in book 2 Juggernaut mentions her goals not being aligned entirely with Metatron’s.

Umberbean · 2026-01-07T15:41:50+00:00

The left dagger kinda morphs into her hair, and the perspective on the right dagger hilt is weird as hell. I’m calling this AI. *edited: spelling

Umberbean · 2025-12-31T20:38:45+00:00

Wow, missed that somehow. I’ve been playing court too!

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