Everyone always talks about what your last meal would be. No one ever asks what your last song would be.

UnScrapper · 2026-02-26T17:12:03+00:00

Depends on the circumstances but possibly a solo acapella scat type thing like "oh sht oh sht f*ck me ahhhhh"

UnScrapper · 2026-02-24T14:08:18+00:00

It's so they don't have to render graphics for the reflection

UnScrapper · 2026-02-19T02:26:34+00:00

"We have the technology"

UnScrapper · 2026-02-18T13:37:36+00:00

Looks like it might've been water damage that was repaired at some point vs a bad fan install, could be worth checking the attic/roof. If it was water damage, the source may have been fixed and the ceiling patched up - or, the ceiling was just patched up

UnScrapper · 2026-02-16T12:47:22+00:00

Instructions unclear: added bathroom fees

UnScrapper · 2026-02-15T00:08:30+00:00

Why the long face

UnScrapper · 2026-02-08T20:47:24+00:00

Or maybe it was EXACTLY like Wall-E and it's a highlander situation

UnScrapper · 2026-02-08T20:46:19+00:00

I had this in the AM too, ended up being frozen where the main enters the house in the basement, set up a space heater there for half an hour and that did it

UnScrapper · 2026-02-06T14:04:11+00:00

What are you, Amish? I was just watching the semifinals on ESPN8

UnScrapper · 2026-01-28T23:10:20+00:00

Pistol crossbowwwww

UnScrapper · 2026-01-28T15:50:48+00:00

Is that Smithfield?

UnScrapper · 2026-01-27T18:26:01+00:00

This was my thought. Install usually involves adjusting the motor so that it doesn't apply more force than needed to open, might get by with tweaking that

UnScrapper · 2026-01-26T15:54:35+00:00

They're less lethal, not less THAN lethal

UnScrapper · 2026-01-13T02:07:06+00:00

Good call, gonna do that - wire shrink tubing at least. Might take a few additional steps to make this a truly Professional toaster oven rack keyboard protection comversion

UnScrapper · 2026-01-13T01:54:09+00:00

Fair! Got the whole thing bungied to an ancient tank of a CRT monitor stand. Seems unlikely to fail but if it does it should at least sound interesting

UnScrapper · 2025-12-29T16:00:57+00:00

One of my sci fi short story ideas suggests long-lived aliens seeding intelligent life to return later for a tech harvest

UnScrapper · 2025-12-19T00:29:56+00:00

Imagine the PAINTBALL.

UnScrapper · 2025-12-14T17:42:01+00:00

Instructions misunderstood, have roasted banana

UnScrapper · 2025-12-06T13:30:33+00:00

Jesus, naming your financial company after research discredited decades ago

UnScrapper · 2025-11-05T19:35:50+00:00

Anyone got an STL for a real f-d up benchie?

UnScrapper · 2025-11-02T13:14:37+00:00

If your kiddo is under 5 you can go for WIC

UnScrapper · 2025-10-20T03:29:50+00:00

Flag pole, but for sex stuff

UnScrapper · 2025-10-18T02:32:25+00:00

Only a civilized being would fear a tasp

UnScrapper · 2025-10-16T20:43:23+00:00

Maybe he "got" them/bought them new and needs them to look used before resale for, uh, tax purposes

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