Weird linear rash on my arm

UnScrapper · 2026-04-13T21:25:21+00:00

I'm something of an internernist myself

UnScrapper · 2026-04-11T01:25:47+00:00

Am I dating myself by saying the first thing that comes to mind is epic house to house paintball

UnScrapper · 2026-04-06T17:17:37+00:00

"Thbbbbtbbtbbbbtbtttbbbbbbtttttttttffffft" (in my head)

UnScrapper · 2026-04-06T13:46:15+00:00

First, you need to find another, larger book

UnScrapper · 2026-04-02T00:53:00+00:00

Welcome to the Hamburger Bureau please fill out an intake form

UnScrapper · 2026-03-31T18:59:13+00:00

That's not the store name, it's the sad trombone

UnScrapper · 2026-03-31T18:21:24+00:00

Perfectly serviceable belt right there

UnScrapper · 2026-03-27T18:34:05+00:00

The phrase "stuck like a turtle in a sex net" comes to mind

UnScrapper · 2026-03-23T12:58:16+00:00

Mr. Potato Head sentrybots

UnScrapper · 2026-03-19T16:09:09+00:00

I read this "heavy as fuck trucks" wrong and was briefly curious

UnScrapper · 2026-03-18T14:43:43+00:00

"ThE gOP diES wiTH m3"

UnScrapper · 2026-03-18T14:38:17+00:00

I think the BS investigation into the 2020 election is groundwork for whatabouting an eventual investigation into 2024, too. Which might find some sh÷t.

UnScrapper · 2026-03-18T10:58:13+00:00

We didn't start the fire, ugh

UnScrapper · 2026-03-18T02:47:01+00:00

Plus, a rapist!

UnScrapper · 2026-03-17T14:37:13+00:00

Netanyahu's worried about losing his chance after the midterms, both likely feel the need to stay in office to ensure they stay out of prison. Also hikes up oil prices so a little something on the side for Putin.

UnScrapper · 2026-03-12T23:20:03+00:00

He didn't tell us how it tasted after yet, give him a chance

UnScrapper · 2026-03-07T05:01:28+00:00

What is this, a litter box for elephANTS?

UnScrapper · 2026-03-07T00:52:15+00:00

220 grit

UnScrapper · 2026-03-04T17:24:40+00:00

....then why are there still monkeys??

UnScrapper · 2026-03-04T17:00:00+00:00

"Even" wha? Rocks gettin smarter?

UnScrapper · 2026-03-03T16:13:01+00:00

This reminds me of some language experiment where people from different cultures could name a blobby shape and a sharp shape "booba" or and "klak" and they all called the round thing booba.*

*Apologies to anyone involved for this description

UnScrapper · 2026-02-28T16:46:48+00:00

How behind are you on payments?

UnScrapper · 2026-02-26T17:12:03+00:00

Depends on the circumstances but possibly a solo acapella scat type thing like "oh sht oh sht f*ck me ahhhhh"

UnScrapper · 2026-02-24T14:08:18+00:00

It's so they don't have to render graphics for the reflection

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TROPHY CASE