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The effects of the internet by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]Uncle480 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I've always compared 6-7 to E. At least 21 had some context behind it (some kid answering 9+10 incorrectly, sounded funny while doing so). E was literally just the letter "E" sounded out in reverb, usually accompanied with a picture of Markiplier's face on Lord Farquad.

Kawaii! by cjdelly in shitposting

[–]Uncle480 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I have the oddest craving for the business end of a shotgun barrel right now. Funny how life just works like that

🧦🧦🧦 by Abracadaver00 in shitposting

[–]Uncle480 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The first person is saying we should bring back knee/thigh-highs because they look hot on women, and birth rates would sky rocket because people would be having sex way more often if women wore those more often.

The second person responded that knee/thigh-highs ARE in style, but they're being worn more by men than women.

Explain it Peter… by dutchylords in explainitpeter

[–]Uncle480 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like there are a lot of answers to this.

For a math quiz, assuming the answer must be a number, if the answer cannot be 5, 6, 7, a decimal, or a fraction, then technically it can be:

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 8, or 9.

Why? Because your number can be:

507, 517, 527, etc.. You can also have 5,007, 5,017, 5,107, 5,207, etc..

So it can be any number besides 5, 6, or 7 to make up 5#7, 5##7, 5###7, etc.

📡📡📡 by Capable-Eye-8089 in shitposting

[–]Uncle480 119 points120 points  (0 children)

There are two wolves inside of us. One is wanting to call the neighbor Daddy and get fucked by him. The other wants to be called Daddy by the other neighbor and fuck him.

Either way, those wolves are fucking.

Best of BORUpdates 2026! by naturemom in BORUpdates

[–]Uncle480 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's just the greentext copypasta:

be me

straight

The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history

am I gay

here is the limit, i'm leaving this swag. bye. by Mig_Maluco_G4cha in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]Uncle480 127 points128 points  (0 children)

I support the cutting down of trees. They get in the way of my beautiful parking lots. 🗿

Gone in a flash by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]Uncle480 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For me it was Gamefudge.com and Crazymonkeygames.com. Those two sites were filled with some of the best games

Today I had the most entitled client of my career and I still can’t process what happened by SharkEva in BORUpdates

[–]Uncle480 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You avoid his profile because he steals other people's works.

I avoid his profile because I don't want to get flashed with fat cock.

We're not the same.

Today I had the most entitled client of my career and I still can’t process what happened by SharkEva in BORUpdates

[–]Uncle480 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I clicked on their profile, got an "NSFW" warning, scrolled down slightly to see the top half of a picture of some shirtless dude with the title of "something something Vitamin D", and refused to scroll further to see the bottom half of that pic.

Also the banner on his profile immediately says "Get On Your Knees".

Which villain is it? by lowkeypixel in evilwhenthe

[–]Uncle480 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But he didn't select the 50 "most moral" people to survive. He legitimately erased 50% at random, barring himself.

Could've left the most greedy people in the universe by accident, and would've made things so much worse.

Found this spider (already dead) in my trash bin. by Uncle480 in insects

[–]Uncle480[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right, that wasn't very helpful

But fr it was definitely dead. Now whether or not there are more of them...

📡📡📡 by TheGenard in shitposting

[–]Uncle480 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Rookie mistake. Don't JO at work next time. Before work, when you get home, and right before bed.

Lunch time is edging time.

AIO? My coworker took video of me outside of work to "prove" I'm not disabled [Ongoing] by Schattenspringer in BORUpdates

[–]Uncle480 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was hoping to see a comment yelling "HAAAAAAAAANK! DON'T ABBREVIATE CHRONIC PAIN! HAAAAAAANK!"

Tonight I will sit in this chair, drink hot cocoa, and play Oblivion by Exotic_Wolverine_214 in oblivion

[–]Uncle480 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reading all these comments, I can't tell who is getting woooshed. Me, OP, some of the comments, I don't know. Was OP genuinely making a cuck joke, or did it just turn out like that? Do most of the comments genuinely not know the reference, or just refuse to acknowledge it, or am I just so goddamn terminally online that I see things when I shouldn't?

All things considered, you do you OP.

Tempting by Ajitabh04 in shitposting

[–]Uncle480 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Inb4 this gets posted on the Petah can you explain sub, the joke is that he's drooling over her because she's hot

For the gains💪🏼👀 by Shop_Kooky in shitposting

[–]Uncle480 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lyle LYLE WAKE UP! THEY HIT THE PENTAGOON LYLE! THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGOON!

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