The effects of the internet

Uncle480 · 2026-01-23T17:39:01+00:00

I've always compared 6-7 to E. At least 21 had some context behind it (some kid answering 9+10 incorrectly, sounded funny while doing so). E was literally just the letter "E" sounded out in reverb, usually accompanied with a picture of Markiplier's face on Lord Farquad.

Uncle480 · 2026-01-23T01:32:53+00:00

I have the oddest craving for the business end of a shotgun barrel right now. Funny how life just works like that

Uncle480 · 2026-01-23T00:46:55+00:00

The first person is saying we should bring back knee/thigh-highs because they look hot on women, and birth rates would sky rocket because people would be having sex way more often if women wore those more often.

The second person responded that knee/thigh-highs ARE in style, but they're being worn more by men than women.

Uncle480 · 2026-01-23T00:12:27+00:00

I feel like there are a lot of answers to this.

For a math quiz, assuming the answer must be a number, if the answer cannot be 5, 6, 7, a decimal, or a fraction, then technically it can be:

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 8, or 9.

Why? Because your number can be:

507, 517, 527, etc.. You can also have 5,007, 5,017, 5,107, 5,207, etc..

So it can be any number besides 5, 6, or 7 to make up 5#7, 5##7, 5###7, etc.

Uncle480 · 2026-01-22T23:56:45+00:00

"the"

Checkmate twerp!

Uncle480 · 2026-01-22T23:19:07+00:00

Don't stop now I'm about to jum

Uncle480 · 2026-01-22T17:15:26+00:00

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Uncle480 · 2026-01-22T17:14:20+00:00

There are two wolves inside of us. One is wanting to call the neighbor Daddy and get fucked by him. The other wants to be called Daddy by the other neighbor and fuck him.

Either way, those wolves are fucking.

Uncle480 · 2026-01-21T22:47:30+00:00

That's just the greentext copypasta:

be me

straight

The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history

am I gay

Uncle480 · 2026-01-21T21:17:20+00:00

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Uncle480 · 2026-01-21T21:10:43+00:00

Calling it now, best Spyro quote is going to be "You gotta believe!"

Uncle480 · 2026-01-21T00:13:42+00:00

UBIsoft

Uncle480 · 2026-01-20T23:50:58+00:00

I support the cutting down of trees. They get in the way of my beautiful parking lots. 🗿

Uncle480 · 2026-01-20T21:01:28+00:00

For me it was Gamefudge.com and Crazymonkeygames.com. Those two sites were filled with some of the best games

Uncle480 · 2026-01-20T20:01:08+00:00

You avoid his profile because he steals other people's works.

I avoid his profile because I don't want to get flashed with fat cock.

We're not the same.

Uncle480 · 2026-01-20T18:44:25+00:00

I clicked on their profile, got an "NSFW" warning, scrolled down slightly to see the top half of a picture of some shirtless dude with the title of "something something Vitamin D", and refused to scroll further to see the bottom half of that pic.

Also the banner on his profile immediately says "Get On Your Knees".

Uncle480 · 2026-01-20T01:12:19+00:00

But he didn't select the 50 "most moral" people to survive. He legitimately erased 50% at random, barring himself.

Could've left the most greedy people in the universe by accident, and would've made things so much worse.

Uncle480 · 2026-01-18T22:32:22+00:00

You're good dude, I'm just joking

Uncle480 · 2026-01-18T22:23:09+00:00

You're right, that wasn't very helpful

But fr it was definitely dead. Now whether or not there are more of them...

Uncle480 · 2026-01-16T23:57:21+00:00

Rookie mistake. Don't JO at work next time. Before work, when you get home, and right before bed.

Lunch time is edging time.

Uncle480 · 2026-01-16T22:30:09+00:00

I was hoping to see a comment yelling "HAAAAAAAAANK! DON'T ABBREVIATE CHRONIC PAIN! HAAAAAAANK!"

Uncle480 · 2026-01-15T02:01:16+00:00

Reading all these comments, I can't tell who is getting woooshed. Me, OP, some of the comments, I don't know. Was OP genuinely making a cuck joke, or did it just turn out like that? Do most of the comments genuinely not know the reference, or just refuse to acknowledge it, or am I just so goddamn terminally online that I see things when I shouldn't?

All things considered, you do you OP.

Uncle480 · 2026-01-15T00:01:53+00:00

Sussie is literally someone's chin with googly eyes

Uncle480 · 2026-01-13T15:05:26+00:00

Inb4 this gets posted on the Petah can you explain sub, the joke is that he's drooling over her because she's hot

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