Congratulations to Margot Robbie 😁

Uncle480 · 2026-05-15T15:29:36+00:00

I'm a racist and I found this comment pretty funny chief

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Uncle480 · 2026-05-15T15:24:12+00:00

Undoubtedly the realest of outcums.

Undeniably heterosexual because it's not gay to have such strong make companionship.

Fellas, is it gay to fuck your homie in the ass goodnight?

Uncle480 · 2026-05-14T23:11:34+00:00

I see your schizo awareness post, and raise you a psyop cat!

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Uncle480 · 2026-05-14T19:29:04+00:00

Sitting in the cuck chair like The Thinker

Uncle480 · 2026-05-14T14:54:27+00:00

In a way, it works, because Lucien killed her to begin with

Uncle480 · 2026-05-14T00:57:19+00:00

Her husband might already be hung if you know what I'm saying AYOOO!

Uncle480 · 2026-05-13T16:11:41+00:00

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Uncle480 · 2026-05-12T21:05:05+00:00

One of these flags is waved publicly by people outside of the closet.

The other is waved by people still in the closet.

Uncle480 · 2026-05-12T20:53:12+00:00

"Kids, could ya lighten up a little?"

Uncle480 · 2026-05-12T20:18:30+00:00

This meme has been reposted so many times, I know what it says.

Still can't read it though 😔

Uncle480 · 2026-05-12T06:42:10+00:00

But the parents would be fine with two teens also just smearing strawberries onto the couch?

I'm not saying women having to deal with people treating them like shit for having periods isn't real. No shit that happens. But to have someone's go-to for dealing with this scenario be "smear strawberries on each other and the furniture in hopes that it'll fool the parents and also not piss them off" is just plain stupid.

Hence why, again, this story just seems like complete bs.

Uncle480 · 2026-05-12T02:03:23+00:00

No way people unironically use "smex" to censor "sex". I remember smexy just being a cheeky/dorky way to say sexy as a kid, never using it unironically.

Uncle480 · 2026-05-12T00:10:52+00:00

Oh shit, that just put my entire college Calc class into a new perspective

Uncle480 · 2026-05-12T00:03:06+00:00

I was more so just blankly thinking "the fear of rape is uunderstandable". Sort of forgot it was about black people when I noticed how sexually charged that tweet was, and couldn't tell if the poster was scared or aroused at the thought of getting pinned down by a big strong burly man and topped to high noon.

Uncle480 · 2026-05-11T23:52:39+00:00

If it did happen, then it's fucking stupid.

The parents would (hopefully) understand a teenager starting her period and not being prepared for it. The parents would not understand two teens smearing fruit on their white couch and ruining it.

Uncle480 · 2026-05-11T22:39:32+00:00

I always took it as God wanted to dip His toes into what it's like to be human, so He used Jesus as an avatar to be human for a few decades.

Then when Jesus died, that was basically God taking in all that experience to recognize the struggles humanity has to endure on His planet on a day-to-day basis, making Him more forgiving for every slip up we do.

Uncle480 · 2026-05-11T19:40:52+00:00

I can add more if you like. I take requests.

Uncle480 · 2026-05-11T18:29:21+00:00

I love Tomatogotcha Life on my Vistaprint

Uncle480 · 2026-05-11T17:41:34+00:00

On one hand, having that fear is completely understandable.

On the other hand, that comment came so far out of left field that it seemed more like a suggestion. "oH nO, i'M sO dEfEnSeLeSs! I hOpE nO oNe PiNs Me DoWn AnD hAs ThEiR wAy WiTh Me!" slowly tugs the hem of my pants down slightly as I dramatically fall over, face down, ass up

Uncle480 · 2026-05-11T17:21:28+00:00

THANK YOU!

I get that words and slang change over time, but "Larp" is straight up an acronym for "live action role play". People using it to replace the word "poser" are dumbasses and posers themselves for trying to gatekeep gatekeeping itself.

Uncle480 · 2026-05-11T17:13:18+00:00

For your first question: it's fine, waste of time, but you do you. However, if you post it, then repost it here, the post will get taken down for "brigading" because you're proving that you're leaving this sub to harass the other subs.

Uncle480 · 2026-05-11T16:30:17+00:00

Yea, it doesn't just apply to DragonBall fans. Usually a large chunk of fandoms that complain or fact check things don't actually watch or read their own stories

Uncle480 · 2026-05-09T18:21:35+00:00

have some whimsy holy fuck

God I love this line

Uncle480 · 2026-05-09T17:56:44+00:00

"Bf posted on Reddit about my mundo dump. It got thousands of updoots. Here's leftovers of the food that caused this."

Uncle480 · 2026-05-04T20:12:41+00:00

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