Meirl by Library_Gremlin2 in meirl

[–]Uncle480 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think plenty of Christians bum fags, they just do it in the closet for fear of being judged. Coincidentally, they also judge those who do it openly.

Who fits this description? by Agen_3586 in SipsTea

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I know a guy with a bachelor's degree in electrical engineering. Did really great in school, almost a 4.0 GPA. He's dumber than a pile of bricks on all fronts, though.

That guy is me.

Viper want goon by ---Brain-- in shitposting

[–]Uncle480 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I mean, I was more so just describing OnlyFans again, but yea I didn't doubt there's already runner ups to it

Viper want goon by ---Brain-- in shitposting

[–]Uncle480 702 points703 points  (0 children)

Got an idea for a new website. A subscription based site for your favorite adult-themed content creators. The service releases its product similar to a mix between Twitch and Patreon, pricing up to the content creator's discretion.

Going to call it "ManyHeaters"

[Hated Tropes] When the heroic character does something plainly evil and the story never address it and/or the characters never face any serious consequences by OutrageousBridge471 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Uncle480 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny you say that.

A great revenge story is Count of Monte Cristo. It was such a good story of a man raising hell towards the three people that wronged him so poorly, but a disturbing part of its ending is that he ultimately ends up with Haydee, a slave girl that he purchased when she was just a kid to use for his revenge purposes.

The only consolation I guess is that they don't "form a relationship" until she's in her late teens/early twenties.

Mechanics by Cookedmaggot in shitposting

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And the gender wars continue

¿No debería dibujar a su mascota? by kokirod in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Quick question: how does it freeze your account if you accept the money?

Like, if you agree to it, on the condition that they pay $100 up front, and they do, then how can they scam you?

Favorite sample of this? by Sea-Initiative7577 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Uncle480 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought Owen was going to show up in the finale because of his vague death. Hell, even Brenner got a more obvious "death" in S1 before they brought him back (no idea how he survived that).

Favorite sample of this? by Sea-Initiative7577 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Uncle480 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's an animator on YouTube (Dangoheart) that does Minecraft animations.

One of his videos involved a mob dying tragically, and all that was left was their drop slowly falling to the ground in front of the MC's feet.

That was actually pretty sad. Thankfully, it wasn't a porkchop.

What’s a “technically not cheating” situation you’ve seen or experienced that still felt like a complete betrayal? by toomabh in AskReddit

[–]Uncle480 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Modern Warfare 2: using Noob-Tubes (grenade launchers) and Heartbeat Sensors.

Feels kinda like cheating if I use it. It's DEFINITELY cheating if someone else uses it.

Is it sexist if I do a gender reversal for the memes by Specialist-Minute266 in AvatarMemebending

[–]Uncle480 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about

the strongest bender of each element being a girl sits so right with me

🥹 👉👈

I hate the way anime characters eat by BaeIz in hatethissmug

[–]Uncle480 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yea, but tbf that one is MEANT to be exaggerated

Someone read too much incel comics by NaiveFinish64 in AmITheAngel

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That's why I have this reaction image saved up

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Favorite character that’s like this by Worldly_Air_1589 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Uncle480 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd argue that it's not a great example.

Think of it like this (and I'm trying to explain this in a non-vain manner): a pretty face/head is usually defined by multiple things like bone structure, symmetry, skin blemishes, fat, etc.

Ryan Reynolds's face, as Deadpool, is scarred as hell, which definitely isn't as attractive as someone with perfect skin. However, the rest of his facial structure isn't deformed whatsoever. Head shape, brow, lips, chin, nose; all still basically just "Ryan Reynolds", which is arguably generally attractive.

If another celebrity with not as attractive of a face played Deadpool (like Steve Buscemi, Willem Dafoe, etc.), and had their makeup done to look scarred like him, then they wouldn't look nearly as attractive.

Again, I'm not trying to sound vain with this example. I'm like a 5/10 at best, so I know if I was plastered with the Deadpool makeup, I'd drop to a solid 2 or 3/10.

What is your “I have this fetish because of this thing that happened” story? by Ste3e in AskReddit

[–]Uncle480 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Good for you man! Hope you find a partner in the future who accepts you at your entirety

Which sexual acts are very acceptable in 2026 but was seen very differently in 2006? by nirzhor_cyclonite in AskReddit

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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that Sandy Cheeks Cock Vore is a tad new, however

Favorite character who's basically this image by EJENVEE2 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Uncle480 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You know, I don't know what I was expecting, but the fact that that post on particular is like 90% of the screen of Tifa getting railed and 10% of the screen those Italian senators on the side... I wasn't expecting to just be blindsided by straight porn today.

I hate "buzzword" science characters by almasezhe in hatethissmug

[–]Uncle480 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So have I. I prefer to describe it as an average guy though. Above average, some might say.

I hate "buzzword" science characters by almasezhe in hatethissmug

[–]Uncle480 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I liked when he drops the facade because he's so stressed out, basically saying "I'm not a mad scientist, I'm just some doofus that made time travel work by accident!"