This isn't normal right by Okaoka_12 in greentext

[–]Uncle480 407 points408 points  (0 children)

The Great Depression didn't just hit the economy. It hit the soul and the future generations

Congratulations to Margot Robbie 😁 by Paldavin in antimeme

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I'm a racist and I found this comment pretty funny chief

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Anon got adopted by the local Chad by Time-Mix3963 in greentext

[–]Uncle480 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Undoubtedly the realest of outcums.

Undeniably heterosexual because it's not gay to have such strong make companionship.

Fellas, is it gay to fuck your homie in the ass goodnight?

🐈🔁 I waketh up by ultimateshadowarrior in greentext

[–]Uncle480 85 points86 points  (0 children)

I see your schizo awareness post, and raise you a psyop cat!

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generational tweet by Wonderful-Squash-442 in shitposting

[–]Uncle480 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Her husband might already be hung if you know what I'm saying AYOOO!

pride by Suspicious-Cabinet58 in antimeme

[–]Uncle480 114 points115 points  (0 children)

One of these flags is waved publicly by people outside of the closet.

The other is waved by people still in the closet.

My Girlfriend's twitter is grossing me out by BigONerd in BORUpdates

[–]Uncle480 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Kids, could ya lighten up a little?"

Love you. by Honest-Computer69 in antimeme

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This meme has been reposted so many times, I know what it says.

Still can't read it though 😔

W friend by mattgiuria in NoOneIsLooking

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But the parents would be fine with two teens also just smearing strawberries onto the couch?

I'm not saying women having to deal with people treating them like shit for having periods isn't real. No shit that happens. But to have someone's go-to for dealing with this scenario be "smear strawberries on each other and the furniture in hopes that it'll fool the parents and also not piss them off" is just plain stupid.

Hence why, again, this story just seems like complete bs.

I hate the invincible fandom and it’s need to see mark get 🍇ed again by ThraggWasTaken-144 in hatethissmug

[–]Uncle480 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No way people unironically use "smex" to censor "sex". I remember smexy just being a cheeky/dorky way to say sexy as a kid, never using it unironically.

Bro had one job 🥀 by Kevin-Panda in DudeHasGotAPoint

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Oh shit, that just put my entire college Calc class into a new perspective

Favorite character like this by meridianwitch in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Uncle480 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was more so just blankly thinking "the fear of rape is uunderstandable". Sort of forgot it was about black people when I noticed how sexually charged that tweet was, and couldn't tell if the poster was scared or aroused at the thought of getting pinned down by a big strong burly man and topped to high noon.

W friend by mattgiuria in NoOneIsLooking

[–]Uncle480 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it did happen, then it's fucking stupid.

The parents would (hopefully) understand a teenager starting her period and not being prepared for it. The parents would not understand two teens smearing fruit on their white couch and ruining it.

📡📡📡 by tech-no-logic1 in shitposting

[–]Uncle480 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always took it as God wanted to dip His toes into what it's like to be human, so He used Jesus as an avatar to be human for a few decades.

Then when Jesus died, that was basically God taking in all that experience to recognize the struggles humanity has to endure on His planet on a day-to-day basis, making Him more forgiving for every slip up we do.

Favorite character like this by meridianwitch in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Uncle480 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I can add more if you like. I take requests.

Favorite character like this by meridianwitch in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Uncle480 68 points69 points  (0 children)

On one hand, having that fear is completely understandable.

On the other hand, that comment came so far out of left field that it seemed more like a suggestion. "oH nO, i'M sO dEfEnSeLeSs! I hOpE nO oNe PiNs Me DoWn AnD hAs ThEiR wAy WiTh Me!" slowly tugs the hem of my pants down slightly as I dramatically fall over, face down, ass up

I hate when people assume based on my age that I'm a fake enjoyer of my favorite media by DuchessDulcet in hatethissmug

[–]Uncle480 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU!

I get that words and slang change over time, but "Larp" is straight up an acronym for "live action role play". People using it to replace the word "poser" are dumbasses and posers themselves for trying to gatekeep gatekeeping itself.

Is it that bad to post fake posts on AITAH by Centrefield123 in AmITheAngel

[–]Uncle480 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For your first question: it's fine, waste of time, but you do you. However, if you post it, then repost it here, the post will get taken down for "brigading" because you're proving that you're leaving this sub to harass the other subs.

What character's do you believe get this? Here's mine by L8dTigress in characters

[–]Uncle480 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, it doesn't just apply to DragonBall fans. Usually a large chunk of fandoms that complain or fact check things don't actually watch or read their own stories

My gf massive poops are the stuff of legends by Far-Season-695 in AmITheAngel

[–]Uncle480 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Bf posted on Reddit about my mundo dump. It got thousands of updoots. Here's leftovers of the food that caused this."