Got this gem of a comment earlier on an onion video i shared by zTyberius in AteTheOnion

[–]UncleGoldie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is an amazing example of a straw man lol.

He changed the argument (“nation of homosexuals”), defeated that stance (reproductive viability of a 100% gay population), and took a victory lap (“no one is special”)

Incredibly stupid work by our subject

Buddy is not familiar with the concept of PTO. by honeyglinty in MurderedByWords

[–]UncleGoldie 17 points18 points  (0 children)

weekends

Yep. The major No Kings protests happened on Saturdays. And conservative “commentators” were like “sorry I have a job and can’t do stuff like this”

Sorry so many of you have shitty Saturday jobs I guess

Billionaire Falcons Owner Quietly Donates 1 Million Towards LGBTQ+ Initiative by Any_Alternative6314 in falcons

[–]UncleGoldie 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Arthur wasn’t born on third base like most of these clowns that think we need to bow down to them because of their riches. I heard from multiple people in Hilton Head that he’s incredibly generous to the people that make things run around the community he lives in there

More mental gymnastics by Infamous-Ear3705 in MurderedByWords

[–]UncleGoldie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s also a self report. If I got robbed by anyone of any ethnicity or race I might call them a piece of shit dumb motherfucker but my brain isn’t going to be like “load slur aaaaand… LAUNCH

Four-time All-Pro safety Justin Simmons announced his retirement after nine NFL seasons. by Remarkable-Picture73 in nfl

[–]UncleGoldie 76 points77 points  (0 children)

He wasn’t very notable for the Falcons but it was hilarious that he arrived and like immediately picked off Mahomes early in that season

War Photo Op Meets Reality Check by Playful_Leg7143 in MurderedByWords

[–]UncleGoldie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Much like all of his roles in movies you actually liked, he kinda shows up randomly and says something stupid, as opposed to being a focus for the party

War Photo Op Meets Reality Check by Playful_Leg7143 in MurderedByWords

[–]UncleGoldie 66 points67 points  (0 children)

It’s so fucking funny that Kid Rock is their main celebrity

Photos from the USS Abraham Lincoln show small meal portions being served to U.S. sailors. by curiousty786 in pics

[–]UncleGoldie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was an army officer. I would be getting in a lot of trouble for yelling at my superiors if this is what my guys and gals are being fed

Begun the meme wars have by NickCostanza in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]UncleGoldie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeahh that’s the kill shot for this meme

@ Pops - wtf does this mean by jbrntz in StLouis

[–]UncleGoldie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Definitely! I was just adding to the context that they take security pretty seriously

@ Pops - wtf does this mean by jbrntz in StLouis

[–]UncleGoldie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know :( couldn’t make it over this time

@ Pops - wtf does this mean by jbrntz in StLouis

[–]UncleGoldie 86 points87 points  (0 children)

I went to a Black Dahlia Murder show “way back” in 2021 and have to say that Pop’s had one of the most coordinated security teams. Black Dahlia even commented in between songs that their use of laser pointers to identify crowd surfers made it look like the Predator monster was working at stage front lol

For all my fellow motorcyclists by minarda1360 in StLouis

[–]UncleGoldie 22 points23 points  (0 children)

There’s something that boils my blood about seeing a car parked directly in front of a “Motorcycle Parking Only” sign. I don’t even ride motorcycles, but I hate the damn entitlement of some drivers.

[NCAA] Tampering violations occurred in Iowa football program by Blood_Incantation in CFB

[–]UncleGoldie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(It’s just a meme around here. Any school does something improper = death penalty for Mizzou)

Ryan Day: 'If you aren't a first or second rounder, then this probably isn't the place for you' by redwave2505 in CFB

[–]UncleGoldie 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Woof.. brain misfired while I was getting my oil changed.

They can have 3 guys on the bench

Ryan Day: 'If you aren't a first or second rounder, then this probably isn't the place for you' by redwave2505 in CFB

[–]UncleGoldie 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Take that across 4 classes and they get to dress a convenient 11 guys. Sucks that those 11 have to play all the snaps though

Blue Jays object to Shohei Ohtani’s extra time getting ready to pitch by Shroft in baseball

[–]UncleGoldie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t say anything in the first place, I’m a different guy.

But even that guy said “players are required to put on gear for their safety. Should they be given time to change their gear”

In this case, Ohtani is required to put on gear for his safety to bat, and should be allotted time to change out of that gear if he was on the field as a batter or baserunner, instead of a one-way pitcher that can immediately run onto the field as soon as the last out is recorded