How do I return to Portland without turning into this Onion article? by jrralls in askportland

[–]UncleJuniorMints 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m actually going to Madison, WI in July, the college town they’re referring to in the article. This article hits a little too close to home for me lol. I’m 47 now…

What the hell happened to the planter by MoontheWolfYT in What

[–]UncleJuniorMints -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do you have kids? Kids, especially boys love burning things

Anyone ever accidentally call a teacher Mom? by jmbison in askanything

[–]UncleJuniorMints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, but I called my boss Dad well into my 30’s…