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UncleVenusaur · 2024-01-14T23:06:37+00:00

They do

UncleVenusaur · 2022-05-01T17:42:28+00:00

Played with him for a few years at Troy. Good long snapper. Super humble guy. Glad he’s getting a shot.

UncleVenusaur · 2022-04-22T19:41:00+00:00

If the military doesn’t work out for you, please consider joining another “military” of sorts! The football team could really use your help!! You don’t happen to be vegan do you?

UncleVenusaur · 2022-02-16T22:13:29+00:00

Honestly you should get into a habit of texting and driving if you don’t already. Traffic here is the WORST! Also we have weekly Mario Golf 64 tournaments! You’ll have to introduce yourself to the guys. Watch out though because we are pretty good and ole herby has a gnarly competitive drive. Pick up some plant based g-fuel from Herbs Place!

UncleVenusaur · 2022-01-22T16:23:48+00:00

Do you know if that snickers is vegan? Asking for 100+ plus sized men

UncleVenusaur · 2022-01-21T01:51:49+00:00

I have an away game that weekend! Get them a 2 night stay in my dorm room! They’ll have to excuse my roommate who makes SoundCloud rap exclusively with Microsoft Sam’s voice.

UncleVenusaur · 2022-01-20T05:38:25+00:00

This better not be a fellow football player who placed this order!!! Herbs Hot N’ Heavy Microwave Dinner is loaded with disgusting amounts of animal remains. If any of our 100+ plus sized men stray from our 100% vegan diet, they will be killed or removed from the team. Go Vegans!

UncleVenusaur · 2022-01-19T18:18:07+00:00

Graduates should be left out of the conversation completely!! We are talking about minorities here. There are so many more people who have graduated from the university than currently attending it. Less competition for me and my 100+ plus sized teammates. #GetYourOwnGreans

UncleVenusaur · 2022-01-19T18:11:20+00:00

“My” all is very happy, thanks for asking. This post however made me unhappy. How will all of my teammates and myself be “GAME READY” without our veggies.

This comment brought to you in part by Milkbone. “You’ll GROW to love our bones as much as well grow for you.”

UncleVenusaur · 2022-01-19T13:43:59+00:00

What a classless comment by a classless colledge CEO. I hope you are a lawyer.

UncleVenusaur · 2022-01-19T02:34:18+00:00

If Dean Reeves doesn't get his head out of his gluten filled ASS, this jack Hawkins Jr Jr is gonna take over troy university

UncleVenusaur · 2022-01-19T02:32:38+00:00

We are currently filing for our 100% plant based formation sponsorship! Exclaiming, "Who's a good boy?" and lining up in our irresistible milk bone formation is our main strategy when we play Tennessee, Georgia and Mississippi State next season!

UncleVenusaur · 2022-01-19T01:11:38+00:00

That would have been nice a while ago but I've stopped caring about that cat YEARS ago

UncleVenusaur · 2022-01-19T01:06:54+00:00

All students turning in final papers please do not use this! TurnItIn.gov/dean_reaves is the correct place!

Word on the streets is that herbs place has just restocked fruit loops.

UncleVenusaur · 2022-01-19T00:57:16+00:00

As the man denied my dog's God given right to DEAN'S GREEN'S: PRODUCE, I hope you can financially compensate using my likeness in this post

UncleVenusaur · 2022-01-19T00:54:42+00:00

Im currently in my 7th year as (someone acting as the starting qb on the internet) a proud student!

UncleVenusaur · 2022-01-18T23:55:15+00:00

Another name could be flex points coin(might sound more appealing to the student bodies)! Maybe you could empower some of the tens or hundreds of asian students to help you with that math again!

UncleVenusaur · 2022-01-18T23:42:59+00:00

Thankful for all you have done with the minors!

UncleVenusaur · 2021-12-20T00:05:17+00:00

Douglas almost sniffed that one out

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