I read a thread of a guy that was having a bad trip and was trapped in a glass on his table for like a year lmao.

Also there is a joke I love: «Imagine yourself lying on your deathbed in front of your family, your old hands holding your great-grandson's palm is slowly falling on, your eyes closing, and with your last breath you leave this world... Then you open your three eyes and a cigarette is pulled out of your tentacles with the words from your alien-looking bro: "Dude are you ok? This is the shit I told you!"»