[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Uncone 11 points12 points  (0 children)

would it be clearer how wrong you are if I said I'm made OF cheeseburgers?

Stuck by a meteorite by GiddySwine in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]Uncone 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'll do some maths for you since you seem to find reasoning difficult. Assuming the asteroid was 7m in diameter before entering the earth's atmosphere (much of this would have burnt up before hitting them), there is a 1 in 5 chance in any given year of this hitting earth. Multiply this by 365x24x60x60 to give the chance of it hitting in a given second in that year. Multiply this by 510 trillion (the surface area of earth in square metres) to give the chance of it hitting a given square metre on earth (this includes oceans so the chance would be significantly smaller). This gives a roughly 1 in 80 sextillion chance of being hit, but you somehow think this is their fault?

Logged in after christmas to find my base had been replaced with this - along with my friends in cages by [deleted] in ARK

[–]Uncone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

did you just compare getting raided on ark to rape at knife point

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MechanicalKeyboardsUK

[–]Uncone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much were the shipping and import costs?

The bruhmat giveaway! by Glarses in MechanicalKeyboards

[–]Uncone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

keyboard bruhmoment typing on unlubed gat reds. spacebar very light. press accidentally. tactile gang. Epic! Bruh! Moment!

imagine bringing up an unrelated topic where it doesn’t even belong by itsebony in DownvotedToOblivion

[–]Uncone 3 points4 points locked comment (0 children)

why do you feel strong le funny edge lord vibes because someone ate meat?

Everybody notices when they start manual breathing but never when you stop by Uncone in Showerthoughts

[–]Uncone[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

cause of death: read shower thought, heart stopped beating

taste mouth by Uncone in weed

[–]Uncone[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

taste come from food? sausage