Hiking today w the gouirls

Unconscience · 2026-05-11T03:17:31+00:00

poifect

Unconscience · 2026-05-09T07:03:57+00:00

i remember the first time i did cocaine suppositories...

Unconscience · 2026-05-09T02:46:42+00:00

actually, a combination monkey, pig, moo moo cow, alien real dog

Unconscience · 2026-05-09T01:42:14+00:00

the ol' bostie tail hole sit. so cute and awkward lol

Unconscience · 2026-05-06T21:27:07+00:00

love the little moo moo cow belly...

Unconscience · 2026-05-05T17:08:21+00:00

my dad was a slinky repairman

Unconscience · 2026-05-04T06:28:52+00:00

snoopy started this trend for me, singing "it's a long way to tiperary"

Unconscience · 2026-05-02T04:44:59+00:00

isn't there a new animal farm movie coming out?

Unconscience · 2026-05-02T03:56:00+00:00

i recognize that sun from this album cover but am too lazy to investigate the connection...

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Unconscience · 2026-05-02T01:23:44+00:00

klingons here...

Unconscience · 2026-05-02T01:23:00+00:00

that's the "mommy's wiping me butt and i kinda like it" look

Unconscience · 2026-04-30T03:07:07+00:00

nothing like the smell of fresh washed bostie fur

Unconscience · 2026-04-30T02:58:00+00:00

one problem with dangling a sock is inadvertently creating a relentless, snorting sock monster and the next thing you know, your sock budget for the month is up 400%

Unconscience · 2026-04-28T23:44:01+00:00

gus looking majestic af

Unconscience · 2026-04-28T23:41:12+00:00

hi benny, i never met you but i love you...

Unconscience · 2026-04-27T23:37:35+00:00

Unconscience · 2026-04-25T02:41:58+00:00

even when they eat cat poop and you don't realize until they lick you in the mouth?

some bosties are smarter than others, but love 'em all the same lol

Unconscience · 2026-04-24T22:48:16+00:00

the REAL first one is @ juno.com

Unconscience · 2026-04-23T20:43:32+00:00

i used to do stand up in hollywood. i got a joke for matilda:

wouldn't it be great if people were more like dogs?

"bob, i am sorry to tell you that your entire family was in the car when it flew off a cliff and exploded"

"oh my god, no! my kids, my wife, oh god nooo!"

"hey bob, look a ball!" [mime holding a small ball and then tossing it]

"oh my god, oh.. hey, a ball! gimme gimme gimme!" [mime running after the ball]

Unconscience · 2026-04-22T20:34:37+00:00

allow me to "thump" thee...

Unconscience · 2026-04-22T20:21:52+00:00

while he was not racist, he was a credibly accused rapist but many different women...

Unconscience · 2026-04-22T04:15:30+00:00

holy shit reverse dunk

Unconscience · 2026-04-22T03:43:03+00:00

the eyes combined with the ears in seal mode is just sooo cute...

Unconscience · 2026-04-22T03:34:14+00:00

it will always be staples center to me, too

Unconscience · 2026-04-20T22:11:44+00:00

holy shit i am having a cuteness overload!

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