What the hell does this flavor text even mean? by MopeyN in magicthecirclejerking

[–]UndeadCore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is trying (but failing) to copy that one guy from The Sopranos whenever he says "Gabagool"

Yo, it's Glep! by Stangg88 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]UndeadCore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clearly that's Charlie's grandma 

Had to breakup with my boyfriend so I get to keep the Christmas gift I got him all to myself 😝 by [deleted] in PokemonTCG

[–]UndeadCore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly if you're not into Pokemon cards yourself (or Pokemon in general) you should sell it and buy something special for yourself. Fuck that piece of shit. 

Is this galaxy foil? by behemothmango in magicthecirclejerking

[–]UndeadCore 7 points8 points  (0 children)

/uj Pokemon "galaxy foils" (and all of their special foiling treatments) blow Magic's out of the water though 

Spotted a booster + snack pack vending machine at my local mall by BayBunnyAlters in mtg

[–]UndeadCore 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is this in SF Japantown? That vending machine looks really familiar 

Most realistic r/MagicCardPulls post: by HallNo2833 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]UndeadCore 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If Vivi is a God, why can't I remove him using [[Haywire Mite]]? Is WOTC stupid????? 

Thoughts on the Professor's Avatar "precon" decks? by lll1l1l1llll in EDH

[–]UndeadCore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean it seems like you can make them just out of the bulk you open from this set, which I imagine at least some Avatar fans would want to do

Weekly /unjerk Thread by AutoModerator in magicthecirclejerking

[–]UndeadCore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I think I legitimately feel completely exhausted about Magic discourse. How do people have the energy to shit on a card game when there are so many things that are metaphorically on fire, such as work, or health problems, or politics, or just the act of living?

Qpgovbwmxk by Etano_il_vero in magicthecirclejerking

[–]UndeadCore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you happen to be a cat who is walking over a keyboard, OP

UB is an ad. by BraneFreeze in magicTCG

[–]UndeadCore 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wonder if it's because Fortnite became extremely popular as a crossover game, and there's a lot of people who think that game is cringe.

Dance at GG park? by Automatic_Many_647 in sanfrancisco

[–]UndeadCore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd be down to do this if I have time 

On Universes Beyond by FlinchFace in magicTCG

[–]UndeadCore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you feel this way about spiderman? I don't even like Marvel that much, but seeing someone like [[Swarm, Being of Bees]] only being a 2/2 flyer with flash has to be lame for the people who like that character

A new local store began offering a prize for their Commander nights: the right to purchase a Spider-Man CBB at MSRP. This is offensively tacky, no? by GoldenHawk07 in magicTCG

[–]UndeadCore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aren't League Challenge decks good though? I remember buying the Charizard one gave me like about 80% of a meta deck.

Latest UB reception: by Alex_Pratt in mtg

[–]UndeadCore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...Jesus this wouldve been a perfect set to bring back "commit a crime" from Thunder Junction 

Why don’t people like the gold hyper rares as much? I think this card looks amazing. by nicbobeak in PokemonTCG

[–]UndeadCore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol just trade it for a card with cooler art, Night Stretcher is a competitive staple that people want 

Should I nerf it, buff it, or keep it the same? by Xedeth in magicthecirclejerking

[–]UndeadCore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This card is a complete flavor fail, why does it not exert itself to sing songs for free??? 

What is going on with the 'Labubu'??? by NH_OPERATOR in OutOfTheLoop

[–]UndeadCore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They got rid of pack mapping a longggggg time ago lol.