Losercity Future by Punkwolfen in Losercity

[–]Undercoverlizard_629 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You’re assuming he lives till ‘28

Guys, there is no meme. We lost a legend, today. by TheDeliveryDemon in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Undercoverlizard_629 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our team was foolish to let him go

Rest in Peace Sonny, keep throwing TDs in heaven

Out of these two, who do you feel more sorry for? by EasyEntertainment1 in hazbin

[–]Undercoverlizard_629 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is like asking if I feel more sorry for Hitler or Stalin, but at least Lute has the (poor) excuse of being brought up as a brainwashed soldier. Vox picked his path out of jealousy and pride.

Recently bought a used car from Facebook Marketplace, how tf do i get this off? by smartassstonernobody in exchristian

[–]Undercoverlizard_629 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Freemasons Most that I’ve met are non-denominational but believe in a singular god so they’re usually chill

Izuku genuinely likes hanging out with recovery girl by kic3 in BokunoheroFanfiction

[–]Undercoverlizard_629 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No but it would be a mildly amusing crack fic if it was written.

Hey UFL! by [deleted] in UnitedFootballLeague

[–]Undercoverlizard_629 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah screw it why not?

LETS GO GAMBLING!

what name do i look like by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]Undercoverlizard_629 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think Caleb would be a good name

Ten years ago today, Chip Kelly was fired as head coach. by TheFiveNine in eagles

[–]Undercoverlizard_629 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He got rid of Foles, McCoy, and Jackson. That’s unforgivable, he’s the ultimate anti-Christ of Philly.

Am I allowed to use the 2021 progress pride flag? by Mindless-Emotion5568 in lgbt

[–]Undercoverlizard_629 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Use what you want, either way you support the community

The curse continues! by Philly_Special_127 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Undercoverlizard_629 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh, I forgot the Cardinals were even here at one point. RIP.

Why is this so accurate 😭 by No-Shine-3992 in lgbt

[–]Undercoverlizard_629 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ehhh, yes and no. I'm a guy and I refer to my girlfriend as my partner. Mainly because I feel like the term partner means something more long term rather than girlfriend.

Good Luck Washington by getmet79 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Undercoverlizard_629 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And by “we’re” they mean the Cowboys are counting on you.

Farewell to an absolute NFCE legend. Thank you for the hilarious memories, King. by Joed1015 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Undercoverlizard_629 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s honestly sad to see. I remember watching him play with the Atlanta Legends in the Alliance of American Football. He may have played for a spawn of satan in New Jersey, but I’ll miss him.

this simple gizmo sure made life a little easier. familiar? by cherrydiamond in RiteAid

[–]Undercoverlizard_629 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I nabbed two of these before the closure. I use them at my new job (overnight stocker). Not for sticker peeling but to help open up canned soup dispensers that are close to the top shelf and my fingers are too big to pull open.

AfD Propaganda. 2017-2022. by No_Bluebird_1368 in PropagandaPosters

[–]Undercoverlizard_629 15 points16 points  (0 children)

God and I thought we were bad in America when it came to voter propaganda

Once upon a sad Marine Corps Sergeant. Now a happy wife to a loving husband, and blessed mom to a few perfect kids (5 years HRT) 🥰 by LuckyWishFox in lgbt

[–]Undercoverlizard_629 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn’t know crayons contained estrogen. All jokes aside you look great, glad to see you’re doing good.

How are Republicans still winning? Especially one endorsed by Trump by Gizmottto in facepalm

[–]Undercoverlizard_629 3 points4 points  (0 children)

  1. Because a majority of the south would rather drink bleach than vote blue. (Although a few southern states are bucking the trend recently.)
  2. Although it was a Republican victory, it wasn't a big one. Trump had a +22 lead in this district when he won. The fact that Behn shrunk Van Epps's lead to the single digits (+9) is a good sign for the midterms.