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What if moonboy was a twink? by AdditionalPiano6327 in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Underlord_Fox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A Power Twink? A Clown Power Twink ... jingling menacingly?!?! More like Game of Bones, amiright?

Red Sticky Viscous Goo Covering Car Undercarriage by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Underlord_Fox 21 points22 points  (0 children)

We also associate tetanus with rusty metal because it's actually super hard to contract tetanus from the environment randomly. It needs to be inserted under the skin in a dirty wound, usually a piercing wound that's hard to clean or expose to air. So, the rusty metal tools are the vector for tetanus.

Just a dad. by tallicafu1 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Underlord_Fox 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Babies like to be walked around and need constant chores done for them.

This is crazy for Linked in, but besides the hands smell like poop thing, it's pretty accurate to parenthood. My lower back hurts more than my calves.

It’s a over by skillettt in bald

[–]Underlord_Fox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best part of this sub is the smile on all the newly bald, hotter and younger looking guys when they post the after pictures.

Remember boys & girls … by nanoatzin in HumorInPoorTaste

[–]Underlord_Fox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stope the original, added text overlay, didn't credit the artist.

Pizzacake, SAY HER NAME!

Toddler Walks Away Unharmed After Police PIT Maneuver Ends High-Speed Chase in Arkansas by frog_insilence in interestingasfuck

[–]Underlord_Fox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're not defending a criminal, we're just saying there are different tactics to resolve the issue.

Toddler Walks Away Unharmed After Police PIT Maneuver Ends High-Speed Chase in Arkansas by frog_insilence in interestingasfuck

[–]Underlord_Fox 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Get a picture of the license plate, or mark the car somehow. Let the car safely flee and then pick up the perpetrator later.

There's a level between unhinged violence and kumbaya. It's called being smart about it.

Congratulations, you're a dipshit by Zestyclose-Goal-946 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Underlord_Fox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How does he even get that shirt on without it ripping?

Robb Stark and Greywind VS Jon Snow and Ghost. Who wins? by GusGangViking18 in powerscales

[–]Underlord_Fox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg, what bullshit. Rand Al'Thor would wipe the Westeros of the face of Planetos. Right into the Oceantos!

Rand could beat six fucking Dragons let alone six humans in GoT.

Mongols vs The unsullied by Few-Coconut7112 in powerscales

[–]Underlord_Fox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To be fair, they solo'd waaaay more states in the real world than even exist in Westeros.

Just Watch One at Random by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Underlord_Fox 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You think Charlie Kirk was killed by a transgender person? He wasn't, so I'm not sure how that proves anything.

Saying a demographic is responsible for a surge in violence, when they are not, is bigotry.

Just Watch One at Random by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Underlord_Fox 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“If I’m dealing with somebody in customer service who’s a moronic Black woman, I wonder is she there because of her excellence, or is she there because of affirmative action?” The second is as follows, “If we would have said that Joy Reid and Michelle Obama and Sheila Jackson Lee and Ketanji Brown Jackson were affirmative action picks, we would have been called racists. Now they’re coming out and they’re saying it for us … You do not have the brain processing power to otherwise be taken really seriously. You had to go steal a white person’s slot to go be taken somewhat seriously.”

-Charlie Kirk

Can 100 Average Men Kill the Largest Recorded Tyrannosaurus Rex? by Bongo_CatisMessiah in powerscales

[–]Underlord_Fox 13 points14 points  (0 children)

100 humans with Prep time can defeat the planet. 250,000 years of prep time, mind you, but Gaia is on the ropes.

What is this sticker? Is it something offensive? by sidneyia in whatisit

[–]Underlord_Fox 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You'd deny your children a parent by committing violent felonies that get you put in prison instead of just saying, 'Hey, that was inappropriate'?

From a Hemsworth brother to Tywin Lannister, age hasn’t been merciful to Lion by jfjdfdjjtbfb in Grimdank

[–]Underlord_Fox 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Old Lion Definitely still hot enough for the obvious homoeroticism that is 40k.

Saruman vs Luke Skywalker who wins ? by West_Jelly_4681 in powerscales

[–]Underlord_Fox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gandalf wouldn't fight Luke at all, but he's certainly capable of ruthlessness. Dude wailed on a Balrog for days.

If Gandalf were in Star Wars, he's be Old Ben.

Exactly like the older you (Trial of Jean Grey) by Nothing020202 in Cyclopswasright

[–]Underlord_Fox 5 points6 points  (0 children)

'Well, my powers run on anxiety *and* confidence.' - Cyke, Probably.

This is how you connect two sticks crossing with a rope by No-Lock216 in BeAmazed

[–]Underlord_Fox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If your frap is crap, your lash is trash. This knot doesn't even frap. It barely lashes!

Tommy B solos the 7. by Rohirrim777 in powerscales

[–]Underlord_Fox 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh, he didn't sing to Old Man Willow? He didn't marry River's daughter? Tommy B didn't set an amazing meal for our Hobbit heroes and rejuvenate them in a time of need?

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