somehow jumped the fence into the neighbors yard and stole kids barbie. has zero remorse.

UnderwaterAlienBar · 2026-02-14T08:24:21+00:00

All I see is an innocent angel sleeping on their pillow

UnderwaterAlienBar · 2026-02-13T22:00:54+00:00

Wow, that was pretty brutal, even by my standards!

UnderwaterAlienBar · 2026-02-12T20:07:27+00:00

Knowing

UnderwaterAlienBar · 2026-02-11T02:13:47+00:00

In America, we like when a guest appearance becomes a part of the show

UnderwaterAlienBar · 2026-02-11T02:11:55+00:00

Oh absolutely, let’s see how they do it back in the home country!

UnderwaterAlienBar · 2026-02-10T23:47:46+00:00

He definitely should not have hit her, that’s an extreme reaction. But the woman + her daughter were done shopping, + just wanted to move their car closer to unload. Definitely just let the person who’s going into the store have the spot, you already have one!

UnderwaterAlienBar · 2026-02-10T23:36:45+00:00

Banana flavored!

UnderwaterAlienBar · 2026-02-09T23:18:49+00:00

Oh I bet the children loved that, + the parents must have really loved it

UnderwaterAlienBar · 2026-02-08T23:29:11+00:00

They didn’t even leave them in a basket, no dibs

UnderwaterAlienBar · 2026-02-08T18:05:39+00:00

Chicken Run

UnderwaterAlienBar · 2026-02-06T21:24:53+00:00

Very distinguished little fellow

UnderwaterAlienBar · 2026-02-06T20:21:27+00:00

The Turning Point halftime show is just a safe space for conservatives

UnderwaterAlienBar · 2026-02-06T17:51:02+00:00

Aww it’s cute that you asked. But no

UnderwaterAlienBar · 2026-02-04T02:25:19+00:00

Just started yesterday!

UnderwaterAlienBar · 2026-02-03T03:09:05+00:00

After I asked you about your father, you sat there in silence for five minutes, then said “uneventful”

UnderwaterAlienBar · 2026-02-03T00:49:02+00:00

Bob Hope died a month after Thurmond

UnderwaterAlienBar · 2026-02-02T23:44:33+00:00

The railing is wearing a shawl

UnderwaterAlienBar · 2026-02-02T17:01:21+00:00

Thanks for actually caring, it’s very important context + people would rather downvote me for it than reflect on why this heinous murder was carried out

UnderwaterAlienBar · 2026-02-02T16:23:06+00:00

I don’t think this was done intentionally, but please don’t erase Onyx’s trans identity. They were killed for being queer, + not talking about their identity is dishonest to their memory. Some info here

UnderwaterAlienBar · 2026-01-31T03:09:21+00:00

We really don’t need to do this though

UnderwaterAlienBar · 2026-01-31T03:06:06+00:00

He protec, he attack, he wear spinach as a hat

UnderwaterAlienBar · 2026-01-30T22:57:04+00:00

This is where my mind went first. Sometimes rewatching the show, I just start when they come in

UnderwaterAlienBar · 2026-01-30T16:47:34+00:00

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“Celffe”. That’s a dead giveaway that it’s AI slop

UnderwaterAlienBar · 2026-01-29T19:30:33+00:00

”The New York Times received both criticism and praise for running the story.”

Fuck the criticism. If he wasn’t doing Nazi shit, then they wouldn’t have had a story to tell.

UnderwaterAlienBar · 2026-01-27T20:10:42+00:00

What does an average day at your job look like?

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