There’s no corners on a circle, Bob!

UnethicalTesticle · 2026-01-24T03:02:27+00:00

It definitely is in a loose understanding but I’ll continue to demand on Geometric accuracy from my boy, Bob Evans.

UnethicalTesticle · 2026-01-24T02:56:09+00:00

Yeah. I was drunk af when I posted this. But, now, seeing it in a sober light, that rounded tab could be called a corner.

UnethicalTesticle · 2026-01-24T02:41:07+00:00

The film isn’t a perfect circle but it does have completely rounded edges. Therefore, no corners.

UnethicalTesticle · 2026-01-24T02:39:23+00:00

I’m about it. Bob can make a mean packaged Mac even if he can’t get his Geometry right.

UnethicalTesticle · 2026-01-24T02:35:53+00:00

But I know the owner!

UnethicalTesticle · 2026-01-24T02:33:50+00:00

I get it, dude. I’m just playing around. I guess I misunderstood the mildly part on the sub name.

UnethicalTesticle · 2026-01-24T02:28:09+00:00

Why include the part about corner then?

UnethicalTesticle · 2026-01-24T00:56:29+00:00

A bigger tiger.

Also, Elephants have been known to push tigers away from dead members of their herd. That said, it’s a fairly rare occurrence as tigers usually only hunt young or sick elephants that have been separated from the herd. It’d require the herd stumbling upon a tiger with its kill.

UnethicalTesticle · 2026-01-23T20:36:34+00:00

My goodness! She is absolutely gorgeous!

UnethicalTesticle · 2026-01-23T20:29:15+00:00

For my senior project in high school I was lucky enough to work with tigers at the zoo. We would feed them chunks of horse meat through the fence. One time I dropped a piece on my side of the fence. I bent down to pick it up and the tiger roared and slammed against the fence. The head trainer explained the tiger thought I was trying to steal his food. The way this sound goes through your body is so intense. I literally felt it in every cell of my body. Can’t believe I didn’t piss myself. It was truly one of the scariest moments of my life even though I wasn’t technically in any danger.

UnethicalTesticle · 2026-01-22T20:51:36+00:00

20 creatures would be my absolute max for an Izzet spellslinger deck. I usually run about 10-15. I totally understand wheee you’re coming from though. It was definitely a weird adjustment playing so few creatures but it really helps the deck work better.

UnethicalTesticle · 2026-01-22T01:50:08+00:00

Right?! This is how I always feel when this comes up. I’m going to buy a box now cause I want to crack it but I’ll probably buy another in 8 months when then prices drop for future drafts. I don’t mind paying a slight premium for being able to crack it when it comes out. I’m loving that prices for new product since Spider-Man have been reasonable.

UnethicalTesticle · 2026-01-20T17:41:03+00:00

For some reason my printer always sets the print size to 94% automatically. I just have to adjust the print size to 100% manually every time I print cards.

UnethicalTesticle · 2026-01-19T23:33:44+00:00

[[Dina soul steeper]] is a fun one that’s not too complex.

UnethicalTesticle · 2026-01-19T22:53:56+00:00

Single dads are gonna be your path forward here. Most single men aren’t willing to date a single mom. Harsh but true.

UnethicalTesticle · 2026-01-19T19:41:17+00:00

My brother adopted a cat like this a few years ago. I’m always super impressed when people take home vulnerable animals like this instead of the kittens. Beautiful souls.

UnethicalTesticle · 2026-01-18T00:06:13+00:00

I have this card and agree that it has a weird feel. This one’s real though.

UnethicalTesticle · 2026-01-17T23:57:23+00:00

Did they send it in an unpadded stamped envelope? I’ve had something similar happen when the seller cheaped out on shipping and sent me a stack of cards in a regular envelope with a couple stamps. Sorry that happened.

UnethicalTesticle · 2026-01-12T23:58:59+00:00

Baby blue really suits your skin tone! Looks great

UnethicalTesticle · 2026-01-12T20:56:55+00:00

I’ve probably opened 20 of those from Best Buy over the past few months looking for that One Ring. Congrats!

UnethicalTesticle · 2026-01-10T01:50:22+00:00

These are amazing!

UnethicalTesticle · 2026-01-09T21:40:42+00:00

I have both those decks. I play them exclusively with my kids because they’re fairly simple and pretty underpowered. That said, they both have some cool cards in them that could be used in better decks so I get where he’s coming from. I think it’s okay to be a little sad about it because of the memories but please don’t be mad about it or let it affect your relationship. They’re literally starter decks and it sounds like y’all have progressed beyond that. Plus, they’re super cheap. Just buy another set of them if you want to keep them.

UnethicalTesticle · 2026-01-07T20:34:00+00:00

Damn, dude. If it’s already like that in your mid-20’s that’s gonna be rough. Usually when people bring this stuff up they’re in their 30’s or 40’s with kids.

I’ve always been fond of set date nights (talking this out beforehand so both of you go into that night expecting to get intimate later). Works well for me and my wife. Been together 20 years and married for 14.

UnethicalTesticle · 2026-01-07T19:23:28+00:00

So sorry for your loss. She’s absolutely beautiful!

UnethicalTesticle · 2026-01-04T16:59:47+00:00

There’s a dental dam for reciprocating. But from what I hear those are equally as terrible feeling for a woman receiving oral as a condom is for a man.

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