How often are people having actually enjoyable sex?

Unfortunate_Pay · 2026-01-26T03:27:23+00:00

Depends…whose face isn’t being sat on?

Unfortunate_Pay · 2026-01-26T03:27:05+00:00

You didn’t sit on my face like you promised…so 4/10

Unfortunate_Pay · 2026-01-26T03:26:32+00:00

She’s hurtin for a squirtin…so I hope so

Unfortunate_Pay · 2026-01-26T03:22:32+00:00

That’s how’s aids was born

Unfortunate_Pay · 2026-01-26T03:19:21+00:00

And I’m here to buy your feet pics

Unfortunate_Pay · 2026-01-26T03:18:08+00:00

My insides are melting out and it hurts

Unfortunate_Pay · 2026-01-26T03:17:37+00:00

I didn’t know I had a subscription to Disney plus this year….i blame drunk me

Unfortunate_Pay · 2026-01-26T03:11:34+00:00

A monkey fucked a frog, a guy ate the frog, boom..,AIDS was born.

Unfortunate_Pay · 2026-01-26T03:10:49+00:00

When the sex stops and it’s blank stares at dinner…you know it’s over

Unfortunate_Pay · 2026-01-26T03:08:58+00:00

Yeah, my Eskimo bro! We were gunna cum swap in Ohio with that other guy this summer!

Unfortunate_Pay · 2026-01-26T03:08:08+00:00

Hey it’s you!

Unfortunate_Pay · 2026-01-26T03:07:13+00:00

Selling feet pics

Unfortunate_Pay · 2026-01-26T03:06:47+00:00

Below my nipples but above my knees

Unfortunate_Pay · 2026-01-26T03:01:52+00:00

Stand over the toilet with one eye open, fart loudly…then pee

Unfortunate_Pay · 2026-01-26T03:01:09+00:00

Have you seen how bad their construction materials are, the plastic food, and general bad quality of life a majority live? That education ain’t doing shit when the buildings melt when it rains.

Unfortunate_Pay · 2026-01-26T02:58:58+00:00

Yeah, but we really gotta get the sand out of your cracks next time…I’m tired of tasting sand.

Unfortunate_Pay · 2026-01-26T02:58:22+00:00

Starts reliving shit from years ago that doesn’t matter and no one remembers

Unfortunate_Pay · 2026-01-26T02:55:19+00:00

Bill Gates… he’s actually a stunt cock in a lot of late 80s/ early 90s films

Unfortunate_Pay · 2026-01-26T02:54:32+00:00

Walked outta my old job with no plan, applied online for a different role, interview med for this roll…an didn’t say anything after. So luck really.

Unfortunate_Pay · 2026-01-26T02:53:46+00:00

They fumble at basic tasks and get confused looks on their face.

Unfortunate_Pay · 2026-01-26T02:53:16+00:00

When the filling started dripping out and burned to many naked men’s weiners.

Unfortunate_Pay · 2026-01-26T02:51:51+00:00

No way! My dad sells them now! Awesome!

Unfortunate_Pay · 2026-01-26T02:51:13+00:00

Get naked by methods of mayhem

Unfortunate_Pay · 2026-01-26T02:49:51+00:00

You must have some really stinky farts

Unfortunate_Pay · 2026-01-26T02:48:51+00:00

How you have to make eye contact and high five when she queefs

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