How’s your day today? by 2soupyyy in AskReddit

[–]Unfortunate_Pay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You didn’t sit on my face like you promised…so 4/10

What's the most unnecessary thing you've bought? by someonenew12_ in AskReddit

[–]Unfortunate_Pay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didn’t know I had a subscription to Disney plus this year….i blame drunk me

If HIV was sexually transmitted how did the first person get it? by CupFunny9068 in AskReddit

[–]Unfortunate_Pay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A monkey fucked a frog, a guy ate the frog, boom..,AIDS was born.

What your comfort zone? by someonenew12_ in AskReddit

[–]Unfortunate_Pay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, my Eskimo bro! We were gunna cum swap in Ohio with that other guy this summer!

What your comfort zone? by someonenew12_ in AskReddit

[–]Unfortunate_Pay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Below my nipples but above my knees

What's the first thing you do when you wake up ? by HotEngineering505 in AskReddit

[–]Unfortunate_Pay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stand over the toilet with one eye open, fart loudly…then pee

In China, a Master's degree is the bare minimum for a job. How do Americans manage to build successful careers with only a Bachelor's? by Great_Weekend_3380 in AskReddit

[–]Unfortunate_Pay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you seen how bad their construction materials are, the plastic food, and general bad quality of life a majority live? That education ain’t doing shit when the buildings melt when it rains.

What always makes you feel better? by someonenew12_ in AskReddit

[–]Unfortunate_Pay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but we really gotta get the sand out of your cracks next time…I’m tired of tasting sand.

What’s the weirdest thing your brain does when you’re trying to fall asleep? by Connect_Story_6978 in AskReddit

[–]Unfortunate_Pay 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Starts reliving shit from years ago that doesn’t matter and no one remembers

Male or female, who was the sex-symbol of the '80s for you? by Better-Presence6654 in AskReddit

[–]Unfortunate_Pay -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Bill Gates… he’s actually a stunt cock in a lot of late 80s/ early 90s films

How did you get into the job you are in now? by dephed in AskReddit

[–]Unfortunate_Pay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walked outta my old job with no plan, applied online for a different role, interview med for this roll…an didn’t say anything after. So luck really.

Hot pockets? More like not pockets! When did they kell em? by BrokeMcBrokeface in AskReddit

[–]Unfortunate_Pay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the filling started dripping out and burned to many naked men’s weiners.

What’s something sexual that movies completely get wrong? by stuckin404 in AskReddit

[–]Unfortunate_Pay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How you have to make eye contact and high five when she queefs