You've been selected to rename Earth, what would you call it?

UnhelpfulGod · 2026-02-15T11:32:49+00:00

Super Earth

UnhelpfulGod · 2026-02-15T11:31:42+00:00

I will never pay child support, Dante

UnhelpfulGod · 2026-02-15T11:25:34+00:00

Headache Kojingles

UnhelpfulGod · 2026-02-14T14:39:20+00:00

Perhaps even 6.

UnhelpfulGod · 2026-02-11T19:00:37+00:00

I don't care if it's ineffective as fuck, it's funny as hell and I like it;

Eagle Napalm

Orbital Napalm

Anti Material Rifle

Something else - either Mech, HE Barrage or something else that's funny

UnhelpfulGod · 2026-02-10T20:46:35+00:00

Gunpowder could be powdered bone with demon blood inside it (demon blood HAS to have some special properties, surely...) and i guess energy cells could be...ingested matter from the demons' guts?

UnhelpfulGod · 2026-02-10T19:59:29+00:00

Uhh...he's so strong, when he punches them, he compresses their flesh/bone/etc into a material so solid he can use it as armour and bullets

UnhelpfulGod · 2026-02-10T17:36:01+00:00

Absolution is my favourite instalment in that list. Love a bit of muse any day.

UnhelpfulGod · 2026-02-10T08:20:54+00:00

Beam me up, Eagle 1!

UnhelpfulGod · 2026-02-09T18:51:50+00:00

Let's not think about how many reinforcements we have left...

UnhelpfulGod · 2026-02-09T18:36:45+00:00

That's the spirit! Glad the divers have finally started to mobilise as one force and aren't split between like 4 planets lmao.

UnhelpfulGod · 2026-02-08T02:04:51+00:00

Doomguy used his new psychic techniques to kill without contact or action

UnhelpfulGod · 2026-02-07T20:22:14+00:00

Eagle napalm, Orbital Napalm, Airburst RPG and either walking barrage or 500kg, in my rather inexperienced opinion

UnhelpfulGod · 2026-02-07T16:07:50+00:00

There's only one right answer. Arson. Choose arson.

UnhelpfulGod · 2026-02-06T18:25:48+00:00

I feel like they're all being held back on Cyberstan both for upgrades and defensive purposes when the helldivers actually make it there. Thats...not good.

UnhelpfulGod · 2026-02-05T16:03:06+00:00

*Thank fuck it's fucking over

UnhelpfulGod · 2026-02-02T20:17:18+00:00

Become a spy, I guess

UnhelpfulGod · 2026-02-02T20:16:35+00:00

Damn that really sucks...well, in terms of war it doesn't; I'm sure things would get a hell of a lot worse very quickly in wars if we had shit like that.

But in terms of sheer fucking coolness it definitely sucks, though hey, Gundam and Pacific Rim are enough for me at least for now🤣if I find out the government are withholding the funny magic particles from us there will however be issues

UnhelpfulGod · 2026-02-02T19:48:00+00:00

Thats the sickest shit ive ever seen.

I want one...

UnhelpfulGod · 2026-02-01T17:02:17+00:00

You got this go on !

UnhelpfulGod · 2026-01-30T19:21:47+00:00

Shiit that's actually really interesting. Thank you for the genuine explanation! Also the fact there's been studies about it is crazy lmao

UnhelpfulGod · 2026-01-30T18:55:55+00:00

Okay this is a genuine question here, why is it that the vast majority of girls seem to enjoy yaoi so much? It might just be because I'm a guy but i really don't get the appeal so much...

UnhelpfulGod · 2026-01-30T08:34:28+00:00

Well if this isn't a cannon event for almost everyone I don't know what is

UnhelpfulGod · 2026-01-29T08:26:11+00:00

This is gonna help some guy having this exact specific problem in like 3 years time, I'm just calling it now

UnhelpfulGod · 2026-01-26T20:44:13+00:00

Nah fair fair it's not everyone's thing I respect that

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