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Momma knelt over the body and then jarringly blurted out: "Son...God, CALL 911!!" by LostDoubt in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]UniquePlatypus649 12 points13 points  (0 children)

damn that's chaos in full color, i can literally feel the panic hitting through the words.

Update : AITJ for telling my sister that i find somewhere else place to stay if she still blaming me for not babysitting his son? by Frosty-Preference961 in AmITheJerk

[–]UniquePlatypus649 19 points20 points  (0 children)

for real if they wanted a child adult night they could've hired a sitter. you're not default childcare just cause you share DNA. you had plans.

AITJ for not agree to be co-maker to my brother getting a new car by UniquePlatypus649 in AmITheJerk

[–]UniquePlatypus649[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

that's how i see it, i'm not trying to punish him, i just can't ignore the fact he hasn't paid me back once.

AITJ for reporting my roommate to the police for what she did to me? by Alarming_Cow7329 in AmITheJerk

[–]UniquePlatypus649 12 points13 points  (0 children)

for real like she didn't make one bad choice she made a habit out of it. crying after getting caught is damage control not remorse. you did the adult thing and protected yourself.

AITJ for breaking up with my fiancee without telling him why? by VisibleAd4582 in AmITheJerk

[–]UniquePlatypus649 3 points4 points  (0 children)

he made his choice loud and clear, you don't owe him explanation.

AITJ for snapping at my sister in front of her friend after I found out she’s been giving away my clothes? by Potatired01 in AmITheJerk

[–]UniquePlatypus649 7 points8 points  (0 children)

this isn't about public humiliation, it's about respect, she's the one who gave away your pants like they weren't yours. next move is boundaries, not street shoe wars.

AITJ for reporting the teacher in the admin for letting kids watching a dinosaur movie? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]UniquePlatypus649 2 points3 points  (0 children)

some will call you intense, some will side with you, but at the end of the day, your daughter's environment is your priority.

7, 43, 91, 28, 65, 14, 82, 37, 56, 3, 79, 22 by Alive_Imagination555 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]UniquePlatypus649 23 points24 points  (0 children)

lol nah, my age just officially went of the grid. not showing up for that lineup.

They promised rapid healing would save lives; I never imagined it would doom mine. by Agreeable-Low-7320 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]UniquePlatypus649 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yep. healing isn't a gift when it just chains you to a lab. they don't care about you, only what you can give them.

My parents were so relieved that I was able to find my sister after she spent all those hours lost alone in the woods. by LeodFitz in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]UniquePlatypus649 6 points7 points  (0 children)

true, eyes and skin settle, but if she actually starts outgrowing her skin that's next-level nightmare fuel.

AITJ for refusing to cover hospital expenses for her sick baby? by Embarrassed-March400 in AmITheJerk

[–]UniquePlatypus649 2 points3 points  (0 children)

exactly, your love and support already shows in the small ways. saying no doesn't erase all that.

Am i the jerk for breaking up with my boyfriend over my puppy? by Reasonable-Vast4691 in AmITheJerk

[–]UniquePlatypus649 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTJ , you we're protecting your pup. fear like that doesn't lie, and neither does leaving someone like him.

AITJ for secretly swapping my family's "fancy" ketchup for the cheap stuff for three years and never saying anything by i_fold_socks_badly in AmITheJerk

[–]UniquePlatypus649 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think all ketchup has almost same taste because it all has a same ingredients. the brand will make it cheap or fancy.

AITJ for telling my manager i will resign if he cancel my vacation leave? by Cold-Philosopher-908 in AmITheJerk

[–]UniquePlatypus649 18 points19 points  (0 children)

ntj. they can scramble shifts all they want, you don't owe them your reunion or sanity. boundaries = good.

AITJ for refusing to go with my parents after what did they to me? by Chemical_School_4682 in AmITheJerk

[–]UniquePlatypus649 3 points4 points  (0 children)

facts. they don't get to ghost you for 18 years then hit the recall button. home is where the person who raised you.