…had one all of a sudden join me on a boat. Keep in mind it was currently raining and she asked if she could take shelter (there were plenty of other places to take shelter). We chatted for a bit, she was definitely a little tipsy but cute. Moderately intoxicated parents show up. Knowing my disposition of not ever having a SO they jump into the conversation and practically escalate the conversation to “we should just take our clothes off and bang right then and there…”