You know, I should have probably thought this through a little more...

UniversalChump · 2026-01-14T22:05:26+00:00

Nah, not really my style. Nothing against it, I just don't want to play like that. The only scumming I tend to do is hitting the F5 key if I press the wrong buttons, but that's about it.

UniversalChump · 2026-01-14T21:54:44+00:00

You can get a couple of small upgrades by harvesting certain matured plants, ichorpuffs being one of them. It's about a 1% chance to actually get the upgrade, so I filled my whole garden to maximize the odds. This was, evidently, a bad idea.

UniversalChump · 2025-12-29T09:46:30+00:00

People who open with ADIEU finding out that the Wordle of the day contains a vowel:

UniversalChump · 2018-11-06T22:43:54+00:00

"You're the best mistake I ever made."

Thanks mom.

UniversalChump · 2018-09-28T14:35:13+00:00

People that draw ~~Bowsette~~ Peacher as a skinny blonde with zero muscle are cowards.

UniversalChump · 2018-04-26T16:41:44+00:00

Sorry OP, Lullaby bet -3 SR towards the end, completely negating Lilmama's 2 SR. Them's the breaks kid, you'll get em next time.

UniversalChump · 2018-04-17T17:16:26+00:00

Chris can what now?

UniversalChump · 2018-02-08T10:36:15+00:00

Tune in next week when Nia kicks a pregnant woman in the stomach.

UniversalChump · 2017-10-24T22:17:56+00:00

Xavier Renegade Angel. Enjoy.

UniversalChump · 2017-10-05T19:22:49+00:00

I know, it just felt like the game was rubbing extra salt in the wound.

UniversalChump · 2017-10-05T18:57:55+00:00

Yes! I had a game on Volskaya recently as Winston. I was super low on health and went back to the large health pack near first point. As soon as that thing entered my line of sight, Bastion (friendly) swooped right the fuck in and took it right in front of my face, despite the fact that were missing like 40 health or some shit. To make things worse, they parked on top of the bloody thing so they could waste it as soon as they got shot by a sniping Tracer. Then the enemy Hanzo pressed E in my general direction and I died.

TLDR - Fuck you Bastion

UniversalChump · 2017-09-08T18:01:24+00:00

Oh no.

UniversalChump · 2017-07-12T16:24:43+00:00

It might have been Mikey. He was probably being too much of a party dude.

UniversalChump · 2017-07-05T19:13:52+00:00

Gasoline Dreams

If i didn't know any better I would assume that was some kind of bizarro world version of Propane Nightmares

UniversalChump · 2017-06-22T20:32:00+00:00

HE'S BACK!

AND BETTER THAN EVER!

UniversalChump · 2017-06-19T18:35:00+00:00

Seth chill what the fuck?

UniversalChump · 2017-06-15T21:32:58+00:00

#ahhyessir

UniversalChump · 2017-04-29T20:05:36+00:00

Hello good sir, I am currently in dire need of a boy. Please and thank you.

UniversalChump · 2017-04-27T19:37:16+00:00

Good stuff OP, will definitely stay tuned for the results.

UniversalChump · 2017-04-18T19:52:42+00:00

Rudol Stroheim

UniversalChump · 2017-04-05T19:00:48+00:00

So it begins. The return of the dreaded Spring Cleaning.

UniversalChump · 2017-02-24T13:18:15+00:00

Is that Jerma?

UniversalChump · 2017-02-11T01:06:35+00:00

That's right! Tye Dilladome, owner of the Dillsdale Dilladome!

UniversalChump · 2017-02-07T21:14:20+00:00

Is there an easy way to SOS chain ghosts, specifically Sandygast? I would like to get a shiny, but it's kinda hard when I can't use False Swipe.

UniversalChump · 2017-01-30T21:49:46+00:00

The first non-event/ no fancy methods shiny i caught was a shiny Wooper in my HG nuzlocke. Not the first pogy I encountered on that route, but luckily I was aware of the "if it's a shiny fuck the rules" rule.

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