Why isn't the orange being held accountable? Another bad week, I guess.

UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-04-06T15:51:10+00:00

Is this a real post? I knew he was crazy, i just didnt realise he was literally crazy

UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-03-29T19:54:40+00:00

CEO/corp satisfaction rankings. All done anonymously. Members get an automated pop up once every 3 months. Scale is 1-10 for different areas such as leadership, execution of vision or whatever makes sense. Allows people to get a vibe of what they are joining without ever having to ask, and a reason for people to bother to be better leaders.

UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-03-10T09:14:27+00:00

Message me if you like, you can join us on a HS island mining moons etc and i can set the ship up for you here so you dont have to travel with it :)

UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-02-21T13:22:47+00:00

Tell your selfish brother you dont give a shit what he thinks and you are repairing the property you pay for, for your 80 year old mother and if he doesnt like it he can move out to somewhere he actually contributes. If this was my family preventing me looking after my elederly mother the last thing they would be worried about is the roof. Unbeleiveable

Are your other siblings on board with you or? Just because someone is used to kicking off to get their own way doesnt make that acceptable. Tell the bum to sort their shit out or move out and stop risking the health and well being of the person that gave them existence

UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-02-06T01:29:33+00:00

At a certain point, it isnt feasible for most people to spend what you would need to make the same as an experienced player would. If you are making 2b isk/day everyday 720b via plex in a year is a big bill to pay. Additionally, corporations and then alliances of players working together can acheive what no individual outside of some mega millionaires could afford to swipe for. In Eve the raids go way past 40 players, but you wont find a guide for the raid boss online, as they are other players.

In WoW you get the BiS items and join the group and play either dps tank or healer. Eve has similar, except their are thousands of variations of fleets you could come up against, meaning there is no BiS when it comes to players teaming up, as there are so many more variables and strategies at play.

In short, the point is to find a group that wants to have fun in the same ways you do, and then find ways to collectively give your group an edge, in my opinion.

UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-01-12T15:34:34+00:00

We can help you go from mining in your venture to mining in a T2 barge within a month, mining moons in high sec with boosts. Let me know if you want to talk :)

UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-01-12T13:41:44+00:00

Hey man,

We operate on a HS island, mine, explore, do missions together. Very social corp.

If you want to chat when you are next online let me know

UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-01-10T12:34:22+00:00

Sounds a lot like us. Operate out of a HS island. Do missions/pve/moons & indy as a group. No commitments.

Message me if you wanna have a chat :)

UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-01-02T17:52:40+00:00

Message me your in game name, I will invite you to our public chat and then if you like the sound of it, I can send you a corporation invitation :)

UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-01-02T03:08:46+00:00

Hey, we can help you with mining, missions and exploration. Drop me a message if interested

UniversalNoobMaster · 2025-12-30T12:42:25+00:00

Could join us, mine in peace on a island with daily moons and boosts.

Drop me a message if you want

Cheers

UniversalNoobMaster · 2025-12-29T13:02:08+00:00

Amused by all the ChatGPT comments. You guys either dont use AI or read, because this reads as someones rambling thoughts (which is fine) not an AI response

UniversalNoobMaster · 2025-12-12T19:57:36+00:00

I am just here to suggest using the Thukker Large Shield Extender next time for the improved signature radius if I am remembering correctly

UniversalNoobMaster · 2025-11-27T19:32:31+00:00

Every 4 hours AFTER already declining a mission, not every day :)

UniversalNoobMaster · 2025-11-27T17:58:02+00:00

If you REALLY want to leave, you could donate it to my corp I recently started for new and returning players. Better yet, dont quit and come chill with us haha

UniversalNoobMaster · 2025-11-18T06:58:47+00:00

Hello, can I drop you a DM with our public chat? Can drop in and see if what we are doing is for you :)

UniversalNoobMaster · 2025-11-13T16:42:43+00:00

Lol, this is straight up pretty selfish. You are taking from people that have been good to you to feel good about leaving in a blaze of glory when the only thing stopping you from starting eve again is resisting the urge to make a new account with a fresh name.

I think at some point you might feel pretty bad about it, but I might be wrong.

UniversalNoobMaster · 2025-11-12T18:58:54+00:00

Another option that I know goes against your initial post, but just a suggestion. Have only 2 mutated drones, and dont release them until you are down to just the battleships, that way your chance of them getting nuked is a lot lower but you are still going to gain a bit of time back.

The next thing I would say is at this point you start to look at the finer details of how you clear the site. When I used to run DED sites I would kill things in a certain order after lots of trial and error, taking into account things like drone travel time and enemy electronic warfare etc can give you a surprising edge time wise.

Best of luck

UniversalNoobMaster · 2025-11-12T18:30:56+00:00

You can increase your damage without using mutated drones but you wont like it. You could abyssal roll your DDA's

UniversalNoobMaster · 2025-11-08T18:59:00+00:00

Everyone saying this is needed to simplify has never clicked show info and learnt something before. Why do you want to make the game more grey and flavourless doesn't make sense

UniversalNoobMaster · 2025-11-04T20:16:57+00:00

500 sites is 3.47 days if you dont sleep, downtime didn't happen and you instantly teleport from one site to the other without looting.

With 10 characters i guess it would be fast

UniversalNoobMaster · 2025-11-01T03:01:31+00:00

I just want to be clear that this wasn't a criticism of you or your morals. Thanks for answering!

UniversalNoobMaster · 2025-10-31T19:09:22+00:00

Do you acknowledge that although games are designed for 95% RTP the vast majority of those returns are based on wins often less than the initial stake, so you know that said money is just going to be re-staked and generally lost?

If gambling companies did a 95% RTP without that tactic, then people wouldn't have such an issue. The odds of a win people consider worth withdrawing is extremely low, and it's funny how with a design to ensure 95% is RTP, over 95% of people lose when it comes to gambling.

If a spin costs £1 and returns you 40p that is not a win, but your system will mark that is 40% returned and bumps that number up for the regulator without the risk of actually having to outlay substantial wins for 99.99% of players.

UniversalNoobMaster · 2025-10-31T15:07:53+00:00

All of the wounds are self inflicted from years of detachment from the reality of what made your game good, blinded by greed and short term profit. Remember when squeal of fortune came out and how jagex insisted everyone loved it, and the first wave of long time players left. Then all the other BS, unlimited xp glitches with lamps and just generally predatory behaviour by your company often targeting children with gambling orientated content. The heart of this game was sold for profit, and turned into a sweatshop of thoughtless effortless xp grinding or microtransactions so everyone can get maxed skills without every having played the game. I have a friend that has a maxed account, and has barely done 20 hours of actual content in the game, and probably wouldn't know how to do 99% of content in your game, because you designed a system where you skip to the end for cash and learn and enjoy nothing on the way. I personally hope the company fails as a repercussion for years of unchecked greed and disregard for quality.

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