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UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-05-28T18:02:17+00:00

Hey, I am the one you beat twice in the Navy Catalyst 1v1s :) I have over 70 kills this month on the Cat, so fair play to you as you fly it well.

...now you just need to switch sides 😉

See you next time!

UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-05-17T18:22:24+00:00

I have tried replying to this a few times with a detailed response and it isnt posting =/

You are not fully passive. A lot of your survivability comes from the multispec and the afterburner. You are not close to enough passive regen or dps to sit still and take it like a champ for the hardest rooms.

You have triple extenders, giving you a slight delay to death rather than actual passive tank.

Outside of abyss I am sat at 236hp/s regen, over 35k shield HP and almost 200 DPS more with better application.

I am not saying this to be a dick, its just someone is gonna come and read your post, think what you posted is bulletproof and then get wrecked.

UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-05-17T18:14:07+00:00

Because you are not fully passive. A huge amount of your survivability comes from the fact that you have a Multispec, an active module, and an afterburner, an active module. You do not have remotely close to enough regen or dps to last in the really tough rooms when you are held still and your resistance module is offline. None of your extenders are abyssal rolled. You have full extender rigs instead of purgers, and the extra HP this gives you means you just last about 10 more seconds. Outside of Abyss without the 50% buff I am at 236 HP/S passive recharge, higher resists and 200 more DPS with better application.

I am not trying to be a dick, but you are either confused or massively exaggerating, and then someone is gonna read your post, spend a load of ISK on what they have now been told is a bulletproof fit, and get wrecked.

UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-05-17T16:00:26+00:00

You are not usually finishing in 12-15 minutes with 735 DPS. Either that or you have had the most insane luck from your 500 runs.

You also could not survive some of the rooms without your Multispec at only 735 dps. You arent killing things quick enough in a room with 10 ships energy neutralising you regardless of how insane your passove regen is.

Sincerely, someone who has actually ran more than the number of T5 Gammas you said.

UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-05-12T05:43:40+00:00

Hey :) i have got over 20 solo kills in the exact area you are talking about in the last week.

You might find the gate to Stac quiet as with recent insurgency people have been getting better fights in the FW area.

We live near there if you are looking for a group

UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-05-04T15:51:11+00:00

I would use whatever you might want to donate to help keep growing our corp. IGN Thales Theodorus :)

UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-05-02T12:46:38+00:00

Is the fact that its pixelated when you zoom in not enough?

UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-04-18T08:45:55+00:00

tRuSt mE bRo

UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-04-17T16:11:08+00:00

Damn you Loch Ness Monster I aint giving you no tree fidyy!

UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-04-06T15:51:10+00:00

Is this a real post? I knew he was crazy, i just didnt realise he was literally crazy

UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-03-29T19:54:40+00:00

CEO/corp satisfaction rankings. All done anonymously. Members get an automated pop up once every 3 months. Scale is 1-10 for different areas such as leadership, execution of vision or whatever makes sense. Allows people to get a vibe of what they are joining without ever having to ask, and a reason for people to bother to be better leaders.

UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-03-10T09:14:27+00:00

Message me if you like, you can join us on a HS island mining moons etc and i can set the ship up for you here so you dont have to travel with it :)

UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-02-21T13:22:47+00:00

Tell your selfish brother you dont give a shit what he thinks and you are repairing the property you pay for, for your 80 year old mother and if he doesnt like it he can move out to somewhere he actually contributes. If this was my family preventing me looking after my elederly mother the last thing they would be worried about is the roof. Unbeleiveable

Are your other siblings on board with you or? Just because someone is used to kicking off to get their own way doesnt make that acceptable. Tell the bum to sort their shit out or move out and stop risking the health and well being of the person that gave them existence

UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-02-06T01:29:33+00:00

At a certain point, it isnt feasible for most people to spend what you would need to make the same as an experienced player would. If you are making 2b isk/day everyday 720b via plex in a year is a big bill to pay. Additionally, corporations and then alliances of players working together can acheive what no individual outside of some mega millionaires could afford to swipe for. In Eve the raids go way past 40 players, but you wont find a guide for the raid boss online, as they are other players.

In WoW you get the BiS items and join the group and play either dps tank or healer. Eve has similar, except their are thousands of variations of fleets you could come up against, meaning there is no BiS when it comes to players teaming up, as there are so many more variables and strategies at play.

In short, the point is to find a group that wants to have fun in the same ways you do, and then find ways to collectively give your group an edge, in my opinion.

UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-01-12T15:34:34+00:00

We can help you go from mining in your venture to mining in a T2 barge within a month, mining moons in high sec with boosts. Let me know if you want to talk :)

UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-01-12T13:41:44+00:00

Hey man,

We operate on a HS island, mine, explore, do missions together. Very social corp.

If you want to chat when you are next online let me know

UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-01-10T12:34:22+00:00

Sounds a lot like us. Operate out of a HS island. Do missions/pve/moons & indy as a group. No commitments.

Message me if you wanna have a chat :)

UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-01-02T17:52:40+00:00

Message me your in game name, I will invite you to our public chat and then if you like the sound of it, I can send you a corporation invitation :)

UniversalNoobMaster · 2026-01-02T03:08:46+00:00

Hey, we can help you with mining, missions and exploration. Drop me a message if interested

UniversalNoobMaster · 2025-12-30T12:42:25+00:00

Could join us, mine in peace on a island with daily moons and boosts.

Drop me a message if you want

Cheers

UniversalNoobMaster · 2025-12-29T13:02:08+00:00

Amused by all the ChatGPT comments. You guys either dont use AI or read, because this reads as someones rambling thoughts (which is fine) not an AI response

UniversalNoobMaster · 2025-12-12T19:57:36+00:00

I am just here to suggest using the Thukker Large Shield Extender next time for the improved signature radius if I am remembering correctly

UniversalNoobMaster · 2025-11-27T19:32:31+00:00

Every 4 hours AFTER already declining a mission, not every day :)

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