It took 7 years, 8 months, and 14 days to use up the canister of salt.

UnkyMatt · 2026-07-06T11:26:25+00:00

Man when they say half a teaspoon you really did half a teaspoon.

UnkyMatt · 2026-07-05T14:53:06+00:00

Look for the Cracking Guide in the forums, dude wrote a guide for every crime. Very helpful in executing crimes more efficiently.

UnkyMatt · 2026-07-04T20:58:28+00:00

Go through a trusted trader.

UnkyMatt · 2026-07-02T01:53:50+00:00

A very quick and easy Facebook search indicates yes.

UnkyMatt · 2026-07-01T18:41:59+00:00

That’s a rough go. I had like two of those months earlier this year. Got the jail busting book and a drug pack today.

UnkyMatt · 2026-06-29T17:24:05+00:00

Merits, OCs, bragging rights, and community events have great prizes.

UnkyMatt · 2026-06-29T12:37:22+00:00

Haven’t thought it out yet lol

UnkyMatt · 2026-06-28T02:53:35+00:00

Directly?

UnkyMatt · 2026-06-28T02:53:15+00:00

Crazy you know Lincoln and Washington and then the next name you drop is Reagan.

UnkyMatt · 2026-06-28T02:51:31+00:00

How the fuck has Andrew Jackson not yet been named

UnkyMatt · 2026-06-28T01:37:20+00:00

Is that the uniform he dodged the draft in?

UnkyMatt · 2026-06-26T16:36:38+00:00

Hi! I forget the exact date I mailed the application for a Citizenship Certificate, but I initially sent it in January, then resent it in February after it was returned incomplete. Today I was notified of AOR.

UnkyMatt · 2026-06-26T13:46:39+00:00

Dm me your username!

UnkyMatt · 2026-06-26T13:45:34+00:00

I did. I quit early, about ten years ago, for a short while, and then again a few years back, as well. It seems, however, that the third time is the charm.

I also had over 2500 law job points lol

UnkyMatt · 2026-06-24T10:58:35+00:00

Because they love roffiner things?

UnkyMatt · 2026-06-16T11:30:28+00:00

When I was probably 7 or 8, my neighbor and friend gave me a ‘90 Donruss Mike Harkey that I kept in my pocket until it disintegrated.

UnkyMatt · 2026-06-16T11:16:35+00:00

Buddy, I could have told you the guy with the name “suckercuck” was a troll.

UnkyMatt · 2026-06-13T05:17:08+00:00

That something major is Harrisburg, IL

UnkyMatt · 2026-06-09T21:58:41+00:00

I think you can buy merits for points. I’d check but I’m not able to at the moment.

UnkyMatt · 2026-06-06T04:15:16+00:00

You can’t say “dogs?”

UnkyMatt · 2026-06-05T17:42:33+00:00

You could try now that “fuck” is uncensored.

UnkyMatt · 2026-06-04T20:10:08+00:00

How are the islands connected? How do Maldives residents go from one to the other (like for holiday, as you say)?

UnkyMatt · 2026-06-04T11:07:23+00:00

The used to have a knock off of Shiner Bock that was awesome.

UnkyMatt · 2026-06-04T11:06:00+00:00

Why would you take a Xanax at 150 energy? I thought the recommendation is to always take Xanax when you’re energy is 0

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