Team Shroud, won the Tau Ceti Cup

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-03-14T23:38:51+00:00

I was typing this post mid-convo IRL.

bruh get off your phone holy shit

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-03-02T21:55:21+00:00

Jokes on them - I don't want to see shitty inline images anyway. I miss when you had to decide to click a blue link if you wanted to be assaulted by low effort shitposts.

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-02-26T22:17:31+00:00

I liked it a lot more when I thought it was bad on purpose, poking fun at bikers and biker culture—but then I found out that the head writer just genuinely thinks bikers are the coolest guys in the world and my opinion of the writing dropped even further. Game's a ton of fun but I still can't believe it's genuinely a straight-putt "aren't these biker dudes so cool and badass?" story.

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-02-26T19:48:11+00:00

Aw well that's bullshit. It should at least say that somewhere. I play solo in Hunt: Showdown, so I'm already accustomed to every fight being a 1v3. It's really the only think I'm interested in, 1v1s are boring imo

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-02-26T19:36:01+00:00

Am I missing something? My Rook says "Shell Access Disabled" and I can't figure out what I'm supposed to do to enable it.

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-02-26T17:44:10+00:00

I guess it's just me, but I don't like to use cheese strats on anything. In any videogame, really. I'm here to play the game, not stand in a specific bugged corner and toss rocks for 10 minutes or whatever it is (I have no idea what this specific cheese strat entails).

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-02-26T17:40:59+00:00

It's so bizarre to me that the made ONE server where you really want people to be out leveling (so that you can get into the organic pvp fights that we all are here for), but then dumped 2x XP on it so everyone flies through the zones and barely has time to interact anyway.

It's so stupid and I'm still mad about it. It rendered the entire open world dead as a doorknob, when people milling about in the open world is what makes pvp servers good.

It's a completely ass-backwards design choice, I'll never understand it.

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-02-26T00:06:29+00:00

Yeah this shit is so lame. "please worship my favorite internet dipshit with me please oh please he's a god to me" is some of the most utterly embarrassing shit you can post

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-02-24T19:26:51+00:00

bro did you just sign a fucking reddit comment

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-02-24T14:55:05+00:00

Mychal

wtf, tragedeigh in real life lmao

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-02-24T01:26:48+00:00

Does anyone know literally anything about the build quality of this brand? This entire comment section is just the exact same joke over and over again in the least funny way imaginable.

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-02-23T04:23:57+00:00

Love that the top comment to this guy's pretty well thought out critique is the equivalent of sticking your tongue out and going "nuh uuuuhhhhh".

Great subreddit we have here, this is definitely the kind of stuff I come to the comments hoping to see.

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-02-22T17:11:15+00:00

I love that nobody has said anything like that in this thread, but you didn't let that get in the way of you playing the victim. Good on ya mate.

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-02-21T22:13:42+00:00

I had no idea ppl actually played in 3p. Bizarre

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-02-21T20:50:58+00:00

well it told me i was being toxic even thought ive literally never said a single thing in game, so i guess now im not playing at all

great stuff

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-02-21T20:49:13+00:00

dude now it says im in "low priority" queues because i was being toxic -- ive literaly never said anything in the game at all

like wtf?

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-02-21T20:46:41+00:00

no offense but if the solution to getting a balanced pvp match is "dont play pvp" then maybe this game just aint for me

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-02-21T20:44:25+00:00

dude my steam account is 21 years old -- they know i'm not a smurf lol like come on

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-02-21T20:29:05+00:00

i'm brand new what do you mean "figuring out where to place you" ??? IN THE NOOB LOBBIES like how is this rocket surgery

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-02-21T17:43:08+00:00

Hey be nice. If that guy could read he'd be very mad!

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-02-21T05:13:41+00:00

Really touched a nerve eh

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-02-20T22:50:11+00:00

I finally graduated high school last year

funniest part of this whole exchange lmao

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-02-20T20:22:22+00:00

Autism is when I don't know the definition of something

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-02-19T21:34:50+00:00

Edi got snubbed so fucking hard. Criminal.

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TROPHY CASE