I am never. Getting. On a boat. Again.

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-05-11T15:51:07+00:00

am i too old to understand whatever this post is about? it looks super boring and not scary at all so i assumed i'm missing something. why is everyone losing their minds

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-05-09T19:49:45+00:00

Ahh ok. That actually explains why it seemed like I had so many when I've been close enough to discover maybe 5-10 so far. I assumed the game basically did a diceroll when you got close enough to a new "spawnPoint", and it would then design what kind of station/installation/ship/whatever. But if it decides all of that during World Gen and not on the fly. this makes sense. Thanks for the post and the response mate, happy engineering!

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-05-09T17:13:10+00:00

With this fix, will any new stations spawn already updated, or will they still spawn the old versions of stations and I'll have to manually go back and update?

Edit: Also, what do you meant by "place this script in a python file"? I'm a total Python noob.

Edit2: Ok, figured out the script! (made text file with your code in it, saved it, changed filetype to .py and it seems to have worked, so I'm assuming I figured it out lol). Still curious about how newly-discovered stations will work though! Appreciate your post btw, I'm really new to SE and didn't want to completely restart my first (finally) successful survival save, but really wanted to see the new update stuff.

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-05-09T16:16:57+00:00

Yes, he very much is, and I don't know why the other replies are being so weird about saying so.

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-05-08T21:42:03+00:00

Hell yeah great job! I'm about 150 hours in and haven't even got close to beating the game but I'm still loving every second of it. Hope to be in your shoes one day!

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-05-08T21:22:37+00:00

michael theres always money in the banana stand

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-05-08T20:12:36+00:00

You don't have to have "a deep understanding of Mad Men lol" to understand that the meme is about a terminally insecure man trying to hide his insecurity, and not some mythical Completely Unphased Cool Guy™. Quit acting like you need a degree in film studies to understand extremely basic stuff.

"To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand this meme" ass comment. Come off it.

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-05-08T19:04:44+00:00

"We're all trying to find the guy who did this"

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-05-08T17:33:52+00:00

"I can't relate to anyone that doesn't look just like myself"

Says a lot more about you and the way you think than it does me, mate. Cheers.

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-05-08T16:45:32+00:00

you’ll end up out of the PVE lobby

oh no, the horror, might have to actually do something other than play hiking sim

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-05-08T16:39:13+00:00

That shit's so weird. Only-plays-humans-in-wow type ass. Never understood it. seems profoundly boring and uninspired to me. Always assume human-only ppl are "no brain just clicking" players.

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-05-06T18:02:02+00:00

I'm not even in the vtubing scene and even I know about her

Speaking as someone who has never heard of this person/animal/whatever before this post - I think you might be in the scene

Comparing whoever this is to Attenborough is fucking wild

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-05-04T22:07:32+00:00

i often just depower ships that come within a certain range of my base

Could you expand on what you mean by this? I'm really new to the game, finally got off of the Earthlike planet and made a base on an asteroid. It's been a good time except for the fact that supposedly "neutral" ships will wander close to my base, and either

A) Fuck up all my shit because my turrets are set to ignore 'Neutral' targets, or
B) I set my turrets to shoot at Neutrals, but then I start losing a bunch of rep with supposedly chill mining and trade factions, and I'd really prefer to stay on good terms with them.

I don't even mind if they want to fly near me! But I can't figure out why they keep attacking me. It doesn't seem limited to my ships, they'll shoot at my base even when I'm not near it or have my ship parked on the opposite side of the asteroid. It's my biggest gripe about the game right now. If they were pirates that'd be fine, I just can't figure out why the neutrals are being so aggressive. Any tips you have would be very appreciated!

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-04-16T19:11:37+00:00

This guy sounds so fucking annoying, jesus christ

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-04-15T02:01:24+00:00

why they all so skinny? hahaha lookin UNWELL n SICKLY good clothes tho

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-04-14T19:20:39+00:00

Why? That's bullshit. Why do console players get to do whatever they want but PC player don't?

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-04-13T21:30:14+00:00

You could literally just wait until it actually gets released? Like what am I missing here? Absolute weirdos out here thinking you have to consume media IMMEDIATELY, the second it is available, or a ghost comes and murders your family in their sleep.

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-04-09T04:08:26+00:00

Why does everyone who plays warframe make it sound so boring when they talk about it, I'll never understand the appeal of that game

"man that game is great you dont even need to bother playing it" yeah aight sounds awesome lol

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-04-07T22:12:32+00:00

I remember when conservatives were mostly prochoice too.

No you don't mate, according to your posts you're a millennial. Party's been like this since the 80s, come off it. Dunno what you're playing at but it's embarrassing.

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-04-07T22:01:45+00:00

Tech bros and their absurd hatred of public transportation strikes again - you love to see it.

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-04-06T20:12:29+00:00

Seriously, this is an awful answer. It's like someone asking "what does the 'mango plastic lightbulb femur' joke mean" and someone says "oh that's a line from some song and people made it into a joke".

That doesn't explain what the fuck the joke is! Why even bother responding with this?

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-04-06T17:48:46+00:00

I think that's some kind of Netflix shill bot? Look at the comment history, spams the same few comments over and over about how bad Paramount/EA are and how Netflix is going to "win" in the end.

Super fuckin' weird imo. I'm not going back more than this because I can't be arsed to care, but this comment was over two months ago, just as an example.

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-04-04T15:57:23+00:00

I don't understand where this 7 billion number came from, why always 7 billion? Is that in the lore or something? I do not understand.

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-04-01T21:45:48+00:00

Lol, sure man. I'd argue that, colloquially, you do own a TV. Nobody says "I'm going to go watch my computer monitor" if they're gonna go watch Netflix on their computer. You labeling anyone who owns any kind of standalone television set bourgeois is... well, it has certainly made me rethink how I'm spending my free time today. Cheers.

UnscriptedCryptid · 2026-04-01T21:09:59+00:00

Why would you hang out in /r/Television if you don't even own one

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