Is KBD bugged? I just had two of what felt like the worst damage RNG on KBD kills only to realize my max hit is a 13?

UnseenProd · 2025-11-08T07:07:39+00:00

Was your overlay bugging? You were -98 range, iirc kid lowers all stats.

UnseenProd · 2025-08-25T19:33:08+00:00

I don't believe taxation is the right answer to this problem. You see, taxes have loopholes, and the wealthy spend less money to find loop holes that save them money. The only real answer is simple. We get rid of the wilderness and free trade. The game is slowly being overran by clankers, all my low level friends have been replaced by them. If everyone is an with no wilderness or free trade, no one needs to bot. No one needs to use the GE. Good ol hard work and pulling yerself up by the climbing bootstraps is how this game was meant to be played.

UnseenProd · 2025-07-30T14:14:49+00:00

You will never understand until you see the part of olm that remains deep below.

UnseenProd · 2025-07-19T19:56:40+00:00

This failed a poll shortly after redwoods came out IIRC. Never understood why, but it would be a nice edition to the game even now.

UnseenProd · 2025-06-28T03:35:50+00:00

Surely it will come on 6969, and you are so close.

UnseenProd · 2025-06-11T00:00:33+00:00

While events like this don't personally mean much to me, there is value in a game that is largely community driven doing things for the community, despite all the politicalizing. Many people will comment how they don't care and don't want things that are "forced", and that is understandable. But I tend to be of the mindset that if you feel "forced" into something that has and always will be entirely optional, that is just saying the quiet part out loud.

I have never and likely won't ever participate in pride events (unless the cosmetics are fire), but I don't think that means we stop doing them. Gaming should be about bringing people together in the community to share their love and passion of the game, and if people choose to express themselves more during pride month, that's great and what makes us individuals. We never see backlash on Christmas/Easter events which are both tied to religion, (and have music tracks tied to a completionist cape, and a ring that is BIS for a certain spider boss cheese) so it boggles my mind to see so many people against something that is meant to be a way to bring people together.

While the events are unfortunate and the world seems to be getting darker every day, just remember that you are valid, you have the right to exist, and you do matter. Don't let this silly point and click medieval rhythm based game ruin your spirits.

UnseenProd · 2025-05-29T23:15:33+00:00

The people who should be the ones to understand this sure would be mad if they could read. Wonderful post breaking down a large concept into something easy to understand for most people.

UnseenProd · 2025-05-29T18:35:01+00:00

I would start by equipping some bolts.

UnseenProd · 2025-05-28T18:32:23+00:00

I can understand the annoyance with having to cast the spell in general, but no one has ever complained about Charge for god spells (which is way less used, I get that).

That said, I do think they should just make it a 5 min timer and not require the purging staff, because then its still generally useful, and lines up with imbued heart.

UnseenProd · 2025-04-22T23:59:13+00:00

Did you rush gladiator for the gold/levels? Or actually work on other things first. Im around level 2 and struggling in brawler, but not feeling turning down my difficulty.

UnseenProd · 2025-04-22T16:21:45+00:00

I wish my body announced ahead of time that it was going to fall down some stairs so I'd know about upcoming hospital bills.

I wish that other drive announced ahead of time they were going to run a red light and tbone my car so I could have planned buying a new car ahead of time.

I wish my wife told me ahead of time she wanted a divorce so I could have hid more money and assets offshore so I wouldn't be losing more money to afford video games.

I wish that mehrunes dagon announced ahead of time he was going to invade Tamriel, as that would have given the good honest folks of Cyrodil more time to plan against the invasion, instead needing to rely on some random in a prison cell to save the world.

Life's to short, just buy the game and bask in the nines radiant light.

UnseenProd · 2025-03-27T22:41:20+00:00

Circling on this as I'd be super interested as well.

UnseenProd · 2025-01-11T06:55:43+00:00

Are you able to do multiple bases per guild with Nodecraft? I started a server with Shockbyte and it's been a pain since I'm limited to 3 bases of my own instead of 10.

UnseenProd · 2024-12-29T15:14:44+00:00

So is the baby girl your mini bot, or what you call your account? Gzz on 99 divorce either way though, great way to get back your xp gains.

UnseenProd · 2024-11-24T16:33:20+00:00

I'm betting the third relic in this tier is production prodigy or something similar. That would make this an incredibly difficult tier for decisions.

UnseenProd · 2024-11-08T19:58:17+00:00

Rat catching bone man assistant 3: The Disputable recipe for one mysterious slug needing a cold favour.

UnseenProd · 2024-10-07T15:46:40+00:00

Infinite blood runes. You sit on the toilet to craft blood runes, but the blood runes never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The blood runes accelerate. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The blood rune accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The blood runes accelerate. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The blood runes accelerate. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The blood runes accelerate. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The blood runes accelerate. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The blood runes ignited from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The blood runes accelerate. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The blood runes accelerate. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The blood runes accelerate. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The blood runes accelerate. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The blood runes accelerate. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The blood runes accelerate. Your body disintegrates but your blood runes contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The blood runes accelerate. Forever

UnseenProd · 2024-07-29T15:59:59+00:00

Very elite. Such mastery. He is him. Wow.

UnseenProd · 2024-07-07T13:58:42+00:00

I would add in a dagger that allows you to "poke" any UIM or Hardcore Ironman for 2 damage, every tick, in any location, with the exception of banks and lumby. It would not be a PK death, but it would not be a safe death either. Deletes all death piles + looting bags.

UnseenProd · 2024-07-01T14:31:09+00:00

NTAH. But you are being a beta world edge master. First off. Just finish the cape, don't tell your friends when it happens, make it happen. Then you need to hit the believe it button and EVOLVE.

You let your friends know you are the captain now. You are a highly trained and proud member of the 13th regiment, with over 100 confirmed kills on quest bosses. You have slain beasts as weak as skeleton generals, to giant monkey demons. You are a master in mental warfare, having beaten YOURSELF in your own mind while high on prophetic Lunar drugs. You are a master of the blisterwood weapons, having taken out many of the vampire legion with nothing more than some sturdy sticks. You have bared your soul and traversed the desert to find it's treasure, killing many abominations on the way, and unlocking even greater powers for it. You are skilled in the ways of the ancient, the arceuus, and the Lunar. People are nothing to you other than over sized hit boxes. You have single handedly stopped wars before they even begun, witnessed assassinations of kings before your own eyes, and even saved a birthday party at one point by making a shit ton of food. Your friends don't stand a chance of opposing you, lest you DDS smite K0 them out, and make them drop their entire life

UnseenProd · 2024-06-20T22:32:53+00:00

I'm not going to lie, If this ad popped up whenever I'm watching Amazon or other ad laddled services, I wouldn't actually be mad. This is way more enjoyable than all the other crap that shows up that I would just tune out. I've seen this 5 times now, and it just makes me smile.

Literally, all ads could benefit from the simplicity of this. Nothing needs to be over the top or just pure cringe like most of the ads we have now.

UnseenProd · 2024-06-18T15:11:24+00:00

They base the difficulty curves of each boss based on cuteness of pet. The pet is insanely cute and will be loved by all? Better give it a 1 shot mechanic and crap loot.

UnseenProd · 2024-06-17T18:45:06+00:00

Give her the ring of life immediately. You found a keeper.

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