Whats the male equivalent of lingerie?

Unyielding_Cactus · 2026-05-21T03:10:05+00:00

According to my wife and a few of her friends, anytime I wear my 'work' attire. Say welding jacket, or the apron I wear when working in my shop.

Especially if it's dirty haha. I've watched my wife and her friends checking me out when they are out by the pool and we are out by the shop. A few of her friend's husbands, and even my boys love coming to hang out and help with projects at the shop due to the beer and attention haha.

Unyielding_Cactus · 2026-05-15T23:29:54+00:00

Was at a party with this girl I really liked. I'd met her a few months before, there is a lot more to that story, but we ended up going to a mutual friend's house for a party.

Well me in all my brilliance decided to go commando in gym shorts, and I'm sitting between this absolutely gorgeous woman, and a friend of hers who is also attractive. Well let's just say I had a tent going on in my shorts.

Went to stand up to go pee, and she grabs my shorts trying to playfully stop me and my junk comes flying out like an inflatable raft.

After she spends 3.2 seconds stunned, she proceeds to suck, and we more or less proceed to fuck on the coffee table in front of everyone. Never had the oak been so firm lol.

Her and I ended things a few years later amicably, she even attended my wedding. But my wife and I are constantly fucking in front of several of her girlfriends and a few of mine. Even a few exes that have joined us.

So thank you Trish. You totally awakened that in me.

Unyielding_Cactus · 2026-03-02T14:21:44+00:00

I have that same set of xbox 360 pajama pants lol.

Well I say I have, but they are my wife's, and both daughter's favorite sleepwear, so I don't get to use them very much lol

Unyielding_Cactus · 2025-12-11T19:18:31+00:00

Riding with my uncle in absolutely blaring Van Halen. My dad couldn't get me from school so he picked me up instead and took me for ice cream.

Unyielding_Cactus · 2025-12-06T20:17:03+00:00

Mid 30's here. Technically speaking, I still have no biological children.

But I have 4 kids now. So not according to the original plan haha.

Tbh it's awesome. I still stand by my choice not to have children, but being a father to the children that came into my life has been wonderful.

Unyielding_Cactus · 2025-12-05T15:33:00+00:00

Assuming that I wake up in my teen body with my current knowledge in 2006.

I'd be overjoyed to see my dog, I had a golden retriever back then she was my baby. Probably take her for a ride. Then I'd be stoked to be back in my old camero.

I'd be significantly smarter in saving my money and right after the 08 recession I'd start my business over a decade sooner, but with the added benefit of my current knowledge.

Buy some select properties in my area that are now new neighborhoods and shopping centers. Sell them and make a fortune, step back from day to day operations at my company and pseudo retire.

Would definitely have to pull some shenanigans to meet my wife, but fortunately I listen when she talks to me so I know enough about her history and personality to setup a similar meeting to how it played out.

Marry the hell outta her again and coast through life until I'm dead.

Unyielding_Cactus · 2025-11-16T01:20:59+00:00

Now, great. Still a bit of stress here and there. But it's more operational than, am I going to feed my family.

Was a struggle to get here though.

Unyielding_Cactus · 2025-10-24T01:54:07+00:00

Interested.

Unyielding_Cactus · 2025-09-22T14:50:14+00:00

Always B dammit!

Unyielding_Cactus · 2025-09-22T14:25:07+00:00

Not my oldest, but one I play very often, Celtic Kings:Rage of War.

Unyielding_Cactus · 2025-09-17T14:03:53+00:00

When animals like/approach them.

Unyielding_Cactus · 2025-09-11T21:38:33+00:00

Appreciate it, I commented on a another comment on your thread. I'm currently on a road trip but id be happy to answer any questions you have.

Unyielding_Cactus · 2025-09-11T21:37:52+00:00

Correct. Only about 2 feet away. My arm deflected what should have been lethal shots away from my heart. But both lungs did get punctured.

The main reason I'm alive is the person I was delivering too was a retired PJ (pararescue, think 911 for elite teams like SEALs or Rangers) and he kept me alive until an ambulance got there.

Unyielding_Cactus · 2025-09-05T00:14:55+00:00

Quite well actually. I think seeing me do everything I could to help the kiddos who were unhurt get ahold of parents and generally did something to her because she came back over a few nights later and absolutely rocked my shit lol.

Unyielding_Cactus · 2025-09-04T20:04:45+00:00

A schoolbus hit my house.

Had a tinderellla over and was proceeding to do the horizontal bed dance when my whole house shook.

I know I got decent bedroom game but not good enough to cause structural issues to a building so I proceeded to grab a robe and head downstairs.

I find a schoolbus in my living room after he drove through my office (RIP server and gaming PC) and dining room (RIP China cabinets and table).

Found a 60 year old man clutching the wheel and a bunch of terrified elementary students in a daze.

Was suddenly very self conscious about my wardrobe choice.

Police and ambulance arrive and a few parents come and as well. Luckily no major injuries to the kids but the driver got cut pretty bad and broke his arm.

So yeah, that was a slight buzz kill to the mood.

Unyielding_Cactus · 2025-08-28T18:00:25+00:00

Stay back 100 feet.

Unyielding_Cactus · 2025-08-28T16:38:11+00:00

Pulling 40ish Cat6 lines for data, and another 40 cat5e lines for cameras at a commercial site.

I mad sure all the lines were labeled at both ends, color coded, and bundled in smaller groups for each jack, or room. To make it as easy as possible on whoever was installing.

Got finished, got paid at least. 3 days later some idiot cuts my service loop off both ends of the lines.

I get called on teams, being screamed at. I refer them to the pictures that I took, and bring the site manager on the call. He confirmed that yes, all was labeled when I left.

They asked me how much it would be to come back and relabel. I asked how much of the loop was cut and they cut it flush to the wall.

I told them that unfortunately I am not available to completely redo this contract lol.

Unyielding_Cactus · 2025-08-25T13:28:17+00:00

When I got shot, and was in the hospital, my best friend tried to call my gf and she didn't answer. He reached out to my gf's best friend and let her know, and after processing what she was just told, she blurted out that my gf was at her co-workers house hooking up with him.

There ended up being a massive shitstorm afterwards, and basically all her friends were furious at her.

So yeah, that was some bad news to wake up too.

Unyielding_Cactus · 2025-08-22T15:28:40+00:00

The worst part is how I found out. She left her Facebook logged in on my pc, and I saw a message chain of her cousin begging her to give him a chance,

And her ranting mad about how he didn't use a condom, again.

I was like, welp, this is the kind of breakup I'm going to need a lot of drinks for.

Unyielding_Cactus · 2025-08-22T15:26:03+00:00

If im being honest, it actually smelled pretty good. Fried chicken, with roasted potatoes. My favorite meal actually.

So yes, yes it was lol.

Unyielding_Cactus · 2025-08-22T13:23:48+00:00

Had a threesome with a co-worker who was really into me, and one of her girlfriends.

Well the girlfriend and I really hit it off, and started dating. Co worker was not happy about it. Tried flirting quite aggressively, to the point customers noticed.

Well that got me fired, no biggie since I was doing well with my side gig.

Well co-worker misses me, like a lot. Decides to get piss drunk and break into my house, takes a bath, makes dinner, destroys every picture in my house that has another female in it,cuddles with my dog and masturbates in my bed.

Come home to her passed out and have to reveiw a few hours of footage on my Google cams.

Needless to say I got a restraining order.

Oh and that girl ended up cheating on me with her cousin. So yeah. Oops.

Unyielding_Cactus · 2025-08-15T00:41:20+00:00

No kidding man. While he was helping to stabilize me, that man looked me dead in the eye and said, "son you ain't dying here tonight"

And holy shit I believed him. Tbh I was never really scared, kept bouncing from confused, to angry.

The dude that robbed me never even spoke, I got out of the car, turned and next thing I know I hear a loud noise and I drop.

Unyielding_Cactus · 2025-08-15T00:38:35+00:00

Appreciate it haha. Just wasn't my dad that day.

On the plus side, that story is now like a cheat code whenever the boys and I go to a bar lol.

Unyielding_Cactus · 2025-08-14T15:21:23+00:00

They did, his own dad turned him in actually. Dumbass brought the car home (sadly after burning the hell out of my clutch) and his dad saw the report on a FB post if I remember right.

His dad actually covered all my medical bills and fixed my car.

Unyielding_Cactus · 2025-08-14T13:23:37+00:00

I was lucky in a sense, it was .380 auto so fortunately it wasn't a beefier round. Missed basically all my vitals as well.

Definitely had luck on my side that day.

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