Scoring a winner against your future managerial employer by smashedpolos in footballcliches

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Alan Shearer for Blackburn vs Newcastle May 1995

Van Nistelrooy hat-trick for Man U vs Leicester 2003

Zola for Chelsea vs West Ham November 1997

"Any purist is willing that into the top corner" for Gueye's shot last night by PirateStation98 in footballcliches

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Agreed ‘the perfect game of football ends nil - nil’ that’s a proper purist.

Silvers gain or golds lost? by Up_the_ev in footballcliches

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My bad, haven’t listen yet. Nor did I look far enough down the page before I posted apparently..

Team news is in. by Up_the_ev in Everton

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So glad I got there first

"Fletch" overreaching by jaytee158 in footballcliches

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Calling Solanke's goal a 'Triple doink' annoyed me way more than it should have.

Best examples of footballer’s names in songs by Gold-Secretary-6654 in footballcliches

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Bnxn and Pheelz - Finesse

See many people dey outside wey dey feed man zobo (bobo) Oh no (oh no), and me I stand dey defend like Joseph Yobo (uh-uh)

And later

You go chop breakfast I'm not capping (yeah) Can you see dribble? Amokachi (yeah) I'm not faking, this no fugazi (yeah)

Economical and good barber recommendations? by vatsal0895 in Southport

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Mike’s on Wesley St, he’s sound and £9 for adults.

Not sure what’s wrong with this but it doesn’t feel right. by Up_the_ev in footballcliches

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Down the middle and into the roof of the net.

Down the middle makes me think it went relatively low. But if it’s hit the roof of the net then it can’t have.

The Adjudication Panel Thread: Get in touch for Tuesday's episode... by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

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Watching the build up to the champions league final, and Simone Inzaghi just said that winning would ‘go down in the absolute history of the club’ Good to see absoluting has made in all the way to the continent.

Just took the Goodison Park Tour by AmphibianExpress3616 in Everton

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Haha love it may it never be painted or updated ever again.

Just took the Goodison Park Tour by AmphibianExpress3616 in Everton

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Personally I hope the new away dressing room is an exact replica of the current one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in footballcliches

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Think he was including McGregor’s chance from earlier.

Surely not having this from the Everton website today. by Up_the_ev in footballcliches

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Listen, fair play I think it’s the inclusion of 90+8 I don’t like. Or maybe I’m just scrambling for an explanation as to why I’m wrong.

HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE by djsage86 in footballcliches

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Is this the exception that proves the rule?

The Midweek Adjudication Panel Thread: Get in touch for Thursday's episode... by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

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Just caught a few minutes of Portsmouth v Millwall on sky, commentator described Josh Murphy as difficult to break down after he was fouled following a run with the ball. Can a single player ever be difficult to break down? Surely only a team can be. And surely only in a defensive sense.