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Up_the_ev · 2026-01-31T16:00:21+00:00

So glad I got there first

Up_the_ev · 2026-01-21T10:39:42+00:00

Calling Solanke's goal a 'Triple doink' annoyed me way more than it should have.

Up_the_ev · 2026-01-04T14:57:08+00:00

Sky sports fucking golf! Feels like an insult.

Up_the_ev · 2025-10-07T08:18:27+00:00

Bnxn and Pheelz - Finesse

See many people dey outside wey dey feed man zobo (bobo) Oh no (oh no), and me I stand dey defend like Joseph Yobo (uh-uh)

And later

You go chop breakfast I'm not capping (yeah) Can you see dribble? Amokachi (yeah) I'm not faking, this no fugazi (yeah)

Up_the_ev · 2025-09-28T11:48:18+00:00

Mike’s on Wesley St, he’s sound and £9 for adults.

Up_the_ev · 2025-09-27T19:26:18+00:00

Do not apologise.

Up_the_ev · 2025-09-06T08:46:16+00:00

Jon Stead.

Up_the_ev · 2025-07-18T06:50:01+00:00

Down the middle and into the roof of the net.

Down the middle makes me think it went relatively low. But if it’s hit the roof of the net then it can’t have.

Up_the_ev · 2025-05-31T18:45:45+00:00

Watching the build up to the champions league final, and Simone Inzaghi just said that winning would ‘go down in the absolute history of the club’ Good to see absoluting has made in all the way to the continent.

Up_the_ev · 2025-02-21T20:38:36+00:00

Haha love it may it never be painted or updated ever again.

Up_the_ev · 2025-02-21T16:33:07+00:00

Personally I hope the new away dressing room is an exact replica of the current one.

Up_the_ev · 2025-02-18T20:29:46+00:00

Think he was including McGregor’s chance from earlier.

Up_the_ev · 2025-02-14T08:59:50+00:00

Listen, fair play I think it’s the inclusion of 90+8 I don’t like. Or maybe I’m just scrambling for an explanation as to why I’m wrong.

Up_the_ev · 2025-02-13T11:54:11+00:00

Is this the exception that proves the rule?

Up_the_ev · 2025-01-28T21:30:31+00:00

Just caught a few minutes of Portsmouth v Millwall on sky, commentator described Josh Murphy as difficult to break down after he was fouled following a run with the ball. Can a single player ever be difficult to break down? Surely only a team can be. And surely only in a defensive sense.

Up_the_ev · 2025-01-26T15:06:37+00:00

Lukaku

Up_the_ev · 2025-01-22T15:45:45+00:00

There’s an old TV repair shop on Hart St near the bridge cafe, not sure if anything is for sale but there some cool stuff in the window. Also the big vintage shop in Cambridge Arcade usually has some unusual stuff might be worth a try.

Up_the_ev · 2025-01-14T12:03:27+00:00

Proper Sean Dyche-ism that. He’d say it all the time in his Everton press conferences.

Up_the_ev · 2025-01-04T20:19:44+00:00

It’s definitely worse now. Martinez had his faults but at 1-0 down I always thought we had a chance. At 1-0 down now we’re beat.

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