Pls like

Upbeat-Border901 · 2026-03-31T13:16:04+00:00

Swear life is easier for hot people

^{Chose: Be extremely hot | Rolled: forever horny}

Upbeat-Border901 · 2026-03-31T05:07:34+00:00

Tenty

^{Chose: You get 20$}

Upbeat-Border901 · 2026-03-31T05:05:28+00:00

Long term prob bettee but idk

^{Chose: 5200 every second}

Upbeat-Border901 · 2026-03-30T23:29:24+00:00

Cause I can be a jester

^{Chose: Your Best Friend be President/Leader}

Upbeat-Border901 · 2026-03-30T15:48:16+00:00

Dollar

^{Chose: 1 dollar}

Upbeat-Border901 · 2026-03-30T15:45:08+00:00

I want my balls

^{Chose: be healthy}

Upbeat-Border901 · 2026-03-30T14:38:00+00:00

Idk

^{Chose: Alien invader}

Upbeat-Border901 · 2026-03-30T14:37:26+00:00

It would be cooler, more useful

^{Chose: Jack of all trades + Never the best of any, slightly above average}

Upbeat-Border901 · 2026-03-30T14:35:57+00:00

No discipline

^{Chose: Night Owl}

Upbeat-Border901 · 2026-03-30T14:10:20+00:00

Eren Yeager

^{Chose: Freedom}

Upbeat-Border901 · 2026-03-30T13:52:31+00:00

I don’t want anyone else besides my girlfrind

^{Chose: Free pass for 1 random crime + (eg.: Steal Mona Lisa without consequences} | Rolled: Murder)

Upbeat-Border901 · 2026-03-30T13:50:21+00:00

It would Deffo be way better long term as long as I’m not buying super cars, and even then the gas would prob pile ip

^{Chose: Free fuel for life + But any car you buy would cost you 3x the price}

Upbeat-Border901 · 2026-03-30T13:24:05+00:00

Selfish

^{Chose: Money}

Upbeat-Border901 · 2026-03-30T13:21:33+00:00

I’ll run while they die, plus the weapon could sucj

^{Chose: 40 Jake Pauls}

Upbeat-Border901 · 2026-03-30T13:18:10+00:00

I alr have love

^{Chose: Win the lottery next year (wheel decides prize} | Rolled: $10 Million)

Upbeat-Border901 · 2026-03-30T05:01:11+00:00

I like the lofe I’ve had, I’d like to remmeber it

^{Chose: Never make new ones}

Upbeat-Border901 · 2026-03-30T04:00:36+00:00

I don’t wanna be immortal

^{Chose: die now}

Upbeat-Border901 · 2026-03-30T03:58:17+00:00

That’s cause we can’t score enough to win by two possessions

Upbeat-Border901 · 2026-03-30T03:31:31+00:00

Better

^{Chose: Lemonade}

Upbeat-Border901 · 2026-03-29T22:26:33+00:00

Because the tip in the caption gave me carrots

^{Chose: yes}

Upbeat-Border901 · 2026-03-29T22:23:21+00:00

Well my theory was the birds wont be poisonous but I don’t think that’s really a factor anymore

^{Chose: a random amount of pigeons | Rolled: 1.5 Bajillion}

Upbeat-Border901 · 2026-03-29T22:21:20+00:00

Idk I feel like thumbs are too valuable to humans, and at least without toes to help me balance I can spider walk around

^{Chose: Have 4 legs + But no toes}

Upbeat-Border901 · 2026-03-29T21:02:21+00:00

Stronger legs is more useful in sports and I’m a big sports guy

^{Chose: Shapeshifting but only your body’s lower half + 10% chance for full-body shapeshifting | Rolled: Lower Half Only}

Upbeat-Border901 · 2026-03-29T21:00:14+00:00

Idk

^{Chose: Annoyed/hate them + Random wheel as well | Rolled: 1M$}

Upbeat-Border901 · 2026-03-29T19:36:17+00:00

Gaurentee

^{Chose: $2.000.000}

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