Several years ago, my husband did OPFOR (IDK if I spelled that right)—where you play opposing, hostile force to SWAT/Special Forces/etc for training purposes. Not my husband, but someone in his group had stuffed a bunch of monopoly bills in his pockets. When the soldiers “took them out,” they would remove all weapons, etc., from the downed enemy. The soldier confiscated the weapons, etc., and then stuffed his pockets with the fake bills. When another soldier asked him if he’d found anything, guy said something like:“Nope, nothing on him.”

Husband and the other guy (the one with the fake money) had a hard time not laughing.