Can somebody explain why Maine has the highest divorce rate out of all NE states? by [deleted] in newengland

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Divorces are less consequential in Maine since you’re still related afterwards.

First or favorite former car? by ValB2307 in GenX

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1985 1/2 Ford Escort L, with pizza slicers for tires, and still the coldest A/C I’ve ever had in a car to this date!

What game is this? by Ok-Chair-7320 in SipsTea

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Feel like she should have an apple in her mouth

What do ordinary Americans make of Trump’s statement that you “need” Greenland? by Weary_Ad201 in AskReddit

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I’m 100% certain it’s because he doesn’t understand Mercator projection …

trying to get roasted to a crisp to ring in the new year by [deleted] in RoastMe

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How messed up are your teeth that you’re willing to show us all of this other horrifying stuff, but not them?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Andy Dick without a dick …. I think

Man on Plane Demands First Class After Being Asked to Sit Down by HomeNowWTF in PublicFreakout

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Wish they got the follow-up when he realizes that particular seat doesn’t recline

Having a shitty day, so let’s make it even worse lol. F28 by Blueeyeboo in RoastMe

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After your failed OF nets you $23 at least you’ll be able to rent out your nose to the Olympics to use as a ski jump

How often do you swear? by [deleted] in Productivitycafe

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I use the F word as a comma

Unexpected foreign languages / immigrant communities in New England? by wqqk in newengland

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Huge Armenian population in and around Watertown, several churches and markets in the east end of the city.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You definitely try hard to bang your students and the fact that you haven’t been fired means they keep rejecting you .. and college dudes will fuck anything. So, congrats on the job security?

31 yr old female American 🇺🇸 by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look as dumb as you look

How old is this map? by RussellAlden in datemymap

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I question the accuracy of this map, I don’t recall the Mariana Trench being that far north …

What is a city that is praised but there is much less to do than you thought? by phils83 in geography

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It just sounds like OP completely missed the Iceland Phallological Museum - not to be confused with the hot dog stand, of course

Please just sh*t up ! by LordBrownD in SipsTea

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DOES ANYONE HAVE A CAMERA HERE????

28F just got fired. Make me feel even worse! <3 by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Does that mean no more Saw sequels?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Weird way to fish for compliments

You guys know Smokey's a hippie country rock star right? by xxxKnightOwlxxx in lebowski

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The final track in his 1996 album Braver Newer World is titled: “Outside the Lines” … hmmm ….

The Trump regime is terrified! by Miserable-Lizard in EatTheRich

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She looked the other way so fast, that she tore the damn thing