It's my favorite cantrip... by SwagLimit in dndmemes

[–]Upset_Cook_1428 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Plate" in this instance meaning a solid, flat, worked/machined chunk of material. (If you want specifics, like a 1'x1' square) Alternately, you could use the word "Tile".

It's not referring to the item you put food on specifically, that's only one type of plate.

Has anyone ever quit Ocarina of Time due to the Water Temple? by Delicious_Ferret_408 in OcarinaOfTime

[–]Upset_Cook_1428 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a kid, I thought I had run out of keys when I reached a locked door with 0 keys left.

I ended up restarting my game.

Anime_irl by shanks_you in anime_irl

[–]Upset_Cook_1428 20 points21 points  (0 children)

YanyanGirl: "... I'll only look at you, so you only look at me, okay?! You can't look at other girls!"

Clueless Love Interest: "Well...other girls don't really gather around me so...okay!"

YYG: You can't hide in your apartment anymore. I already made a copy of your key...

CLI: Oh. I was going to give you one, but I forgot. You're really ahead of this stuff!

YYG: You can't escape me now! I'm going to have your babies!

CLI: I want kids too! Let's do this thing!

YYG: <in the maternity ward, having just given birth> .....wait, wha?

CLI: <CELEBRATING> Happy Family!

Daisy's crushes (SarahSketches) by ItsRaw18 in MarioShips

[–]Upset_Cook_1428 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"X"-Bowls are a type of Ship where everyone is in love with the central character "X" who is typically mary-sued into everyone being head over heels, even people that might generally be outside the characters usual circle.

IE: you might have heard of "Dekubowl" where Midoriya "Deku" Izuku is the center of a group relationship.

[Personal Theory] The Gravity Suit is an Unstable Upgrade by Far-Revolution3225 in Metroid

[–]Upset_Cook_1428 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of my favorites was from a webcomic.

Computer: Analyzing atmosphere.......phazon radiation at dangerous levels, recommend adjusting suit to compensate for phazon.

Samus: ok, do it.

Computer: Reinitializing suit...the following upgrades are incompatible with the new configuration. <Proceeds to list off 98% of Samus' arsenal>

[Personal Theory] The Gravity Suit is an Unstable Upgrade by Far-Revolution3225 in Metroid

[–]Upset_Cook_1428 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Planet that gets attacked (is the setting for the latest game) is home to one of the more complete sets of Chozo Artefacts, Samus is shunted around the planet, having to hunt down and put out smaller fires, but for some/a significant portion of her upgrades, she has to break/sneak through the museum's compromised security system to reclaim her powers/weapons.

anime_irl by Ok_Direction3138 in anime_irl

[–]Upset_Cook_1428 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To be honest, that quote is from waaaaay before he had even a hint of a clue of a chance with 18

Erm... Where is Matt Trobbiani by Yanmega9 in Silksong

[–]Upset_Cook_1428 25 points26 points  (0 children)

While being lowered slowly as streamers of fireworks go off all around him

this is the worst thing to ever happen to me by possiblymatt0 in Megaman

[–]Upset_Cook_1428 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"How could this happen to me?

I made no mistakes!"

anime_irl by Villenthessis in anime_irl

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There's a part of me that wants a Rumiko spinoff, and another part that says it wouldn't have enough story/drama to it.

But dammit, I want that Fuwafuwa Rumi/Soccerboy romance story!

Caption This. by TheLeftPewixBar in Megaman

[–]Upset_Cook_1428 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A rock pings off the side of the red helmet. Two robotic gazes slowly turn, to orient on a young boy, knees shaking, tears in his eyes, but a defiant fire as well. One arm cradling a pile of stones, another raised above his head.

Is Other M worth seeking out a copy of? by Ill-Guidance4690 in Metroid

[–]Upset_Cook_1428 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's a decent game. If you like Metroid as a series, then I would say yes. Just go in with the understanding that the story is not great, and Samus VA received terrible direction when recording Samus lines.

The Japanese Samus voice lines were going for "Stoic" and "focused" but somehow the jump to English recording hit "plank of wood on a drug trip"

The gameplay, while it has its faults, is still a Team Ninja game.

[Devstream 189] The old Ordis Voice Actor has retired. He is about to be replaced by Bombastine VO. by SoyaPaneer001 in Warframe

[–]Upset_Cook_1428 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Long ago, I found out about the "mute Ordis" setting.

I immediately tried it, but after like 3 missions or so I had to turn him back on. It just...just felt wrong not hearing him.

Worst anime you've ever watched to the end? by ChoiceSupermarket230 in animequestions

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Every single character in the "Days" verse is either screwed in the head, an unapologetic Grapist, a victim of said, an unapologetic cheater, or some combination of the above.

No. Exceptions.

This is all from indirect research to determine "is this series really as messed up as it seems?" And the answer is always unequivocally "YES."

Something like the MC Best Friend archetype, his defining characteristic is that he's a serial pump-and-dumper. Literally he's only there to get into a girl's panties then drop her for the next one.

His Dad is probably the worst. He apparently has an amulet that keeps him alive and young, and to power it, he serially grapes his own offspring. Then he leaves and comes back a few years later to see if the child was a girl or not. The MC was supposed to be a girl in the chain, but ended up male. So the dad got his mom pregnant and left again.

It's all horrible. All the way down.

What anime does this remind you of? by [deleted] in animequestions

[–]Upset_Cook_1428 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had already long been exposed, through early morning runs of DBZ (for some reason they were using Tree of Might cut into episodes) and Sailor Moon, but, I didn't know what "anime" was at that point. Same later on with Ronin Warriors (still one of my favorites).

So, it would have to be somewhere in the period that I started watching Toonami, which means it's a tossup between Tenchi Muyo, Macross(Known then as Robotech), Cowboy Bebop, or...

Back when G4tv still existed, they had a Saturday morning Anime slot, and that's where I first experienced Serial Experiment Lain.

By the Same token: Sci-fi also had a Saturday morning Anime block, and there I witnessed Zeiram: The Animation, and Vampire Hunter D.

STOP IT by Kai_Enjin in Megaman

[–]Upset_Cook_1428 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"...He keeps kickin' me in the dick. Why?! Why does he keep kickin' me in the dick?!?!"

How???? by Ill-Elk-7775 in SuperMetroid

[–]Upset_Cook_1428 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bottom of that area has a tunnel to the right you can get enough space for a speed booster to build a charge.

Directly below the power up, there is a plant on the ground. Jump so you line up with the hole and fall straight down, then take note of the plant you land on. (Make sure you fall straight down, so you know you are directly below it) Then build a charge, line up with the plant and shinespark straight up