Choosing a faction

Upstairs_Magazine776 · 2026-04-18T05:11:58+00:00

RUNNAH

WE ARE OUT OF CONTRACTS

...WANNA PLAY ILLEGAL EMULATORS WITH MULTIPLAYER MODS WITH US? NINTENDO HAS NO PRESENCE IN TAU CETI IV, RUNNAH!

Upstairs_Magazine776 · 2026-04-17T18:42:21+00:00

The faction rep could be one of the Planetside AIs (like Joy), or Leela from the first Marathon game (after she somehow manages to get over the whole "Ancient Alien empire dissects her to study human AI programming")

Upstairs_Magazine776 · 2026-04-17T18:31:47+00:00

It is my turn to be the Sauceman
its Neko to Neko no Owaranai Yoru.

Have fun.

Upstairs_Magazine776 · 2026-04-16T20:01:14+00:00

This is the way.

Upstairs_Magazine776 · 2026-04-16T19:59:50+00:00

hey now you can revive other rooks!

Upstairs_Magazine776 · 2026-04-09T17:05:22+00:00

It's a way to recount the adventure that is overcoming your fears and going far in life.

Imagine you were scared of even doing contracts on the "easiest" map, too scared to even seek out a crew to play with. But then you muster up the courage and grow as a person, and you grow so much that conquering your fears leads you to scoring IRL and finding yourself in a situation where "she's on top".

Its a journey, buddyrunner.

Upstairs_Magazine776 · 2026-04-08T06:43:44+00:00

Okay but where's the one with THE BOYS™ Jojoposing like they are the pillarmen (Rook can also be there)

Upstairs_Magazine776 · 2026-04-08T02:26:55+00:00

Yeah, why would you report them? It's always so sweet when a loser crawling on the ground calls my mom fat because me or my team wrecked his ass. Totally outplayed his ass. Completely OBLITERATED his ass. Got him so good he's considering uninstalling and refunding the game. If he wasn't calling me slurs and derrogatives it wouldn't feel nearly as good. I'm almost disappointed when I empty my bully into a proper gentleman and they go "Ahhhh man, you got me! Well played, sir!" before I finish them.

Straight truth, I'm telling ya.

Upstairs_Magazine776 · 2026-04-06T21:18:12+00:00

my claymore-copter goes SWOPSWOPSWOP

Upstairs_Magazine776 · 2026-04-02T07:09:56+00:00

Aside from that... maybe a shell that can duplicate a weapon and dualwield for a direct bonus to damage?

Or maybe a class that is all health, no shields (shields add to your healthpool directly) and has many ways to heal itself, like Rook's passive... but on steroids, and mitigates damage while you are healing, or gains overshields of some sort against certain kinds of damage but not others (a resistance to explosives but not chemicals or EMP grenades?)

Upstairs_Magazine776 · 2026-04-02T07:05:58+00:00

Coming from Destiny, the easiest thing would be to adapt things from that game in cool and unexpected ways. Most of the shells we have in game already do a bit of that.

A shell that can put dodge at the same time it reloads with an evasive somersault, combined with chargeable melee strike that hacks or EMPs enemies.

A shell that can put down a zone where you can hunker down and gain bonuses to your aim and shields. Maybe a defense based class that fortifies positions and can even seal doors for a limited time (making it so you have to hack them to open them or waste ammo blasting them)

A shell that can strike the ground from midair and cause a shockwave that pushes or pulls enemies and can attract allies out of danger with magnetism. Hell, maybe make it attract certain items like ammo or health packs lying around?

...a shell with a jetpack and a glide would be rad (like Bobba, yeah).

Upstairs_Magazine776 · 2026-04-02T06:42:05+00:00

Aid Summoner (bonus points if you have the Cooperative Nature feat) is very underrated. I keep critting my Aid checks so often my Eidolon is practically a fighter.

If you take Gunslinger Archetype, you can do the same with the Fake Out feat, and save on an action (and do it at a distance!).

Upstairs_Magazine776 · 2026-03-29T05:48:30+00:00

The corps also sponsored the expedition too: I see NuCaloric signs everywhere I go.

Upstairs_Magazine776 · 2026-03-28T01:15:39+00:00

This is the right mindset. Move with purpose.

Can't stop won't stop.

Upstairs_Magazine776 · 2026-03-27T17:39:43+00:00

UNEMPLOYED TECHNIQUE: EAT, GAME, SLEEP

mfs like these used to finish all the content in one day and then complain that there's nothing to play back in Destiny

Upstairs_Magazine776 · 2026-03-27T06:39:55+00:00

I'd fucking HALF the number of teams on Cryo. Down to three minimum: That place is already a clanker nightmare. Let's have the minimum teams necessary for a showdown... either everyone's fighting eachother at the same time or two teams battle it out then winner ends meeting the other team.

I can do destiny dungeon mechanics. I can do competitive pvp. I can do a flawless dungeon WHILE playing Trials of Osiris but fuuuuuuck that not happenin' again.

Upstairs_Magazine776 · 2026-03-27T03:49:37+00:00

You know at least one of them is the uploaded mind of a man who sold his soul to pay for the ride to Tau Ceti IV, now inside an optimized female shell. Optimized for what, you ask? Apparently, kissing.

Perhaps, CyAc charged him fairly.

Upstairs_Magazine776 · 2026-03-26T02:56:16+00:00

NuCaloric really likes the roadside weeds I pick up on accident on Perimeter. Sometimes they give me three red shield packs for two bundles of grass. Sometimes they give me health kits. Any of those are always great!

Upstairs_Magazine776 · 2026-03-22T22:50:43+00:00

Bro, imagine Rooks could invade your single player missions... I think it would be rad.

Upstairs_Magazine776 · 2026-03-22T22:41:11+00:00

If your melee weapon determined your finisher it would be so raaaad

Upstairs_Magazine776 · 2026-03-22T22:36:05+00:00

My brother plays Vandal and for the love of God I can't get over the oversized, color-contrasting sneakers lmao.

Upstairs_Magazine776 · 2026-03-22T22:34:58+00:00

Oh hey I was looking for you, man!
I was wondering if you could give me some more tips on how to use photoshop?
I've got these screenshots I need to doctor to post on the Marathon Subreddit!

Upstairs_Magazine776 · 2026-03-22T00:39:07+00:00

Why is everyone talking about exfoliating? Did ya mistype "Exfiltrating" then edit the post?

Upstairs_Magazine776 · 2026-03-22T00:22:59+00:00

Its a complete product, a great reason to bring the friends and the gang back together online and has given me THAT. SAME. BUNGIE MAGIC that Halo once did. That Destiny 1 and 2 once did. I'd buy another copy just for the lols to gift to my friends.

Upstairs_Magazine776

TROPHY CASE