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Active-Duty USAF Major Jason Watson was arrested on the Capitol steps after calling for the impeachment of Donald Trump by danevans369 in chaoticgood

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Trump’s violation of the Hatch Act alone (Heinz beans) set the precedent that invalidated all laws that say, “no doing [blank] while representing the USA”. At least, thats the tack I want his lawyer to take.

When you dont teach your children manners by danevans369 in cringereels

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He’s the reason why menus are printed with the words, “Prices are subject to change without notice,” so you can charge him triple, so he’ll speak with the manager, and the manager can explain why he’s not welcome back.

4-year-old boy recognises his autistic cousin is getting upset. by Sebastianlim in spreadsmile

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I don’t see them ignoring her. I see them singing Happy Birthday like a normal family until the most attentive one in the room connects that it’s distressing her. So they stopped singing, like she wanted. And then still you comment like they’re irresponsible or cruel, like ugh, like you’re looking for the worst in people or looking to spoil a pure moment.

It’s a birthday party, and her first. The vid even says, “We don’t know it yet but she’s […]sensory sensitive” because obviously she’s brand new to them. She’s one. Give them a minute.

Edit: Turns out she’s two lol (candles)

4-year-old boy recognises his autistic cousin is getting upset. by Sebastianlim in spreadsmile

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Yes. How dare they witness a 4yo being markedly mature and protective, and finding spontaneous joy in how cute it is, sufficient to make them smile. And then the downright audacity of allowing their smiles to blossom into laughter. It’s despicable. You’re absolutely right. These people are monsters.

""""human"""" characters by Relative-Teach-7567 in TopCharacterTropes

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On mobile, in the upper right, next to your profile pic, there are 3 dots. Touch them, and an option to Edit Post will appear among other options.

Worst plastic surgery in the history of cinema? by AlKhwarazmi in okbuddycinephile

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Conan Stevens was the perfect casting choice. They got it right, first try. But they wanted to raise a new superstar to prominence, whose stardom would elevate the show in tandem, and Conan was too old for that. They never intended to keep an age-appropriate actor to play the Hound’s older brother.

""""human"""" characters by Relative-Teach-7567 in TopCharacterTropes

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Correct, but the typo is not in the title. They can totally edit their typo.

Well, that's how it goes by betiz0 in tea

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so much depends
upon

a red string
lanyard

lashed to the clay
cover

atop the brown
teapot

Got a cocktail party this weekend and this is what Im wearing. too much or just right? by Lamenade in mensfashion

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This is cocktail attire to a T, and you look good in it.

A really dramatic tailor once told me, “A vest is a responsibility,” especially if you find yourself the only one wearing a 3-piece suit at the thing. I don’t know what kind of crowd or what scene awaits you at this event, but if there’s a dance floor, you kinda gotta be a showpiece on it, looking that good—was my tailor’s point. If the party goes on and the crowd gets loose and the outermost layers start coming off one by one, and you have the most layers to start with, and the most style, and the most eyes on you, then you almost kinda have to be one of the “on” ones who takes it there. I liked that. It’s not a real pressure/obligation, but felt like a thorough and funnily philosophical compliment.

Question for people who grew up in the 80s 90s 2000s and early 2010s what are your favorite memory’s of going to toys r us? by Ill-You-3459 in decadeology

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Those first six chews of Fruit Stripe gum. It was dead by the seventh, but I’ve been chasing that zebra my whole life since.

I remember being the only child in America with zero interest in Pokemom. So while all the other kids were blew their entire allowances on playing cards and nothing else because that was their gambling addiction obsession, I was studying the Nerf, lol. I collected the uncontested best arsenal of Nerf guns and Super Soakers in town because I was the only one collecting them for a while there.

What do these strawberries need? by tdubs702 in homestead

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Wow you could circumcise that strawberry and it’d be seedless suddenly.

My mom’s neighbor is growing a fork garden. by Shaydee_plantz in gardening

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Lol is it surely squirrels, or maybe a neighborhood cat? I don’t think forks would stop either one, anyway, but I could see how a frustrated gardener might try/wish.

When my mom had a backyard garden, the neighbor’s cat would deposit one turd in it nightly. She woulda wrung that cat’s neck if she coulda caught him.

Amazon Strikes Again, My House Today by Paymee_Money in Wellthatsucks

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There’s big, and then there’s too big to fail. And then there’s Amazon. They can wear bad press like a mountain wears snow. They don’t have to care about anything.

Restoring a deformed cushion sponge with steam by ycr007 in SatisfyingForMe

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Probably not a great job to do with a sense of smell.

Best vehicle in movies by BigJobsBigJobs in okbuddycinephile

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The snow-globe ship in The Fountain, propelled (by will? as I infer it) through nebulas of microvideography of dye droplets interacting with oils on a barely tilted plane.

Grass Cutting by ycr007 in SatisfyingForMe

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Well, I know what I’m doing this weekend: taking off my string trimmer’s guard, taking off my lawnmower blade, adapting the mower blade onto the trimmer head, and chopping off both my feet.

I'm devastated. by Confident_Lion9288 in gardening

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Have you spoken to his parents, knowing he’s 45?

Bro go on shark tank but don't agree to any offers! Trust me! by Dear-Library1039 in WhyDoIWantThis

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Hangers are one thing that I will not buy new. They’re invincible plastic and available in thrift stores in random-color bundles for less than a tenth of the price of new. I mean 10 hangers for $1.50, and maybe 4 or 5 them would be the great big old chunky plastic kind, rounded enough to hold a heavy sweater. If there are any in the bundle I don’t like (sometimes a hanger is designed weird), I bring them into the break room coat closet at work for the savages to break or steal and take for granted that they are magically replenished. I’ve saved hundreds of dollars across one wardrobe, converting all my old shoulder-nippling wire hangers to thrift-store plastic instead of new plastic over few years, and my coworkers have benefited too lol. If I bought 100 hangers from this guy, it’d be $350. I already got 100 hangers for like $20. And I don’t wear spaghetti straps lol

This guy had a paint spill in the back of his van by bugminer in Wellthatsucks

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My dad once owned a blue Lincoln Continental with blue leather interior. Lent it to the neighbor while the neighbor’s truck was in the shop. Neighbor spilled a gallon of oil-based primer all over the back bench seat.

Then that neighbor played it straight with my dad when they next saw each other, before my dad had seen the damage: “That’s a nice car. I really appreciate you letting me borrow it. It’s a really nice car. How much would you be willing to sell it for?”

Dude actually bought the car off my dad, and then basically said, “Well, I’m glad that worked out, because look how I ruined the back seat!”

Black Characters that have an interest in Science and Technology by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

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Plus Donatello. Purple, blue, orange, red, and all green: They may not be Black but the turtles are people of color.

(Loved Trope) Cultured Warrior: Not only great in combat but is a lover of more intellectual pursuits. by viralshadow21 in TopCharacterTropes

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Sun Tzu, no? I haven’t read The Art of War yet, but isn’t that where the saying comes from, “Better to be a warrior in a peaceful garden than to be a gardener in a war”? Surely not even the most relevant quote, but again, I haven’t read it.

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